The Perfect Lifeguard

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Yep, that's exactly who I want to have around when I am drowning. This lady should be banned from any water sources, including faucets.

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apparently he can swim
cuz he would have drowned by the end of the clip

By word 1149542822 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~688444~~
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- What is the name of this program?
  ...
  By Cab720 1150816926 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~603217~~
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- i think it was a commercial or something
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  By word 1150825911 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~688444~~
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- Name of the program
  is "Man Stroke Woman"
  By BadNeighbour 1167693113 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1739109~~
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Oh men...
Can't you see this is a funny sketch?
Or did you think the guy was REALLY drowning?
By WebWolf 1149535227 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~943465~~
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I though he was on his knees faking
Yeah I don't think she should be around faucets either, but it's funny....
By Faucets 1221086218 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~9918385~~
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Unfortunately
I think I dated her. Or at least someone just like her. Violence against women is bad..... ( sometimes )
By zzroach 1151035355 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~666357~~
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boring clip
and boring ppl
By ZEDsDEAD 1150555935 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~455418~~
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a
a
By xzop 1150390731 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~873201~~
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not really
that funny anyone can push, roll, kick, or throw the life saver in the water. just dont put it back on the pole. get it into the water. or grab hold of one side and get into water and go to him, do something. i could see if she was blonde (no that just another dumb blonde joke)
By xzop 1150390724 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~873201~~
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ha
that chic is a bitch, in all of her sketches, but that what make this shit funny, yoiu should she her others, even better,
By wntrfresh 1150036205 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1326167~~
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Thank God the majority does not find thi...
Yet.
By laserjet 1150030801 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1048942~~
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Funny
This off-beat humour is funny, but maybe they should dumb it down for you next time.
By johnnybravo 1149622281 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1152796~~
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:D
'why don't you try... I do't know... swimming'

By WiewiooR 1149616336 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1426791~~
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British Humor
Sucks
By Ziuu 1149607651 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1384788~~
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- True!
  the bristish have their very own Humor sense
  By DojoI337 1150504289 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1429635~~
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what a bitch.
what is she on?
By the buk 1149595046 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1049481~~
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WHAT a b!tch
if i was the drowning guy , and if i ever got out.i would find her and give her a kick in the ass. i wouldnt beat her she;s a woman.
By FlUoNlNY 1149565881 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1169114~~
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STUPID
that was the stupidist thing i have ever seen...who ever thinks thats funn is stupid cause that whole thing is DUMB!
PS. shes no good actor
By guitarman 1149563470 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1434574~~
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- ur right its DUMB!
  DUMB
  By guitarman 1149563570 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1434574~~
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- And do you know what DUMBER?
  Replying to your own comment.
  P.S,
  You should try changing your name a bit next time.
  Good luck! =)
  By Diablo 1149593443 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~271469~~
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Not Funny
That was'nt funny
By ?????06 1149549353 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1290794~~
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  yes it was. its a commercial or somethign like that, not real life. get a sense of humor.
  By Snooq 1149557406 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1415047~~
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- no it wasn't
  your sense of humor sucks
  By gagoogagoo 1149605011 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~908309~~
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Someone please
Tell me what show this is from so I can do everything I can to fucking avoid it. That was bloody awful.
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just
annoying :)
By turko 1149536133 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~964138~~
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damn
she's fucking idiot...
By freax 1149517425 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~708748~~
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Dumb.........
just dumb.
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- I couldn't agree
  more!
  By Teletubbie Chef 1149459188 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~683745~~
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- That wasn't funny
  Not offensive or anything, just wasn't funny.
  By mongrel73 1149536910 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1222047~~
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- I agree...
  It was just plain boring.
  By Coolsam 1149546227 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~765448~~
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- omfg
  wtf up with her that was fuking dumb
  By Brunaldo 1149535767 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1072994~~
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oo kurwa !
.czegos glupszego nie widzialem

By Mitchros 1150594719 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~640272~~
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not funny
stupid
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- I agree.
  Stupid
  By dispossessed 1150093358 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1478413~~
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bich
one lazy lady and has no feelings
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