Weapons of Mass Deception: Let's Give McBush 4 (More) Years

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Uploaded on July 17, 2008 by profesorbaker

WHY NOT??? Shakespeare's "McBeth" gives us as good an insight as any into the excesses blind ambition will cause a man to committ. McBeth and McBush share many qualities: Ambition to have absolute power. Willingness to say or do anything to get power. A beautiful and calculating woman to set the dark forces in their diabolical motion...McBush/McBeth/McDeath...

By Gary Corseri and William Shakespeare

5/3/07

Cast of Characters:

LADY LIBERTY played by herself
PAX played by himself
JUSTICE played by himself
McBUSH played by John McCain
LADY McBush (McBush's wife) played by Joe Lieberman
3 WITCHES played by Meghan McCain, Heidi Montag, Ann Coulter
FIRE HYDRANT played by Phil Gramm
2 ROTTWEILERS played by George Will & Charlie Black
ATTENDANTS played by Sean Hannity & Rush Limbaugh, main stream media pundits and various sycophants

ACT 1
Scene 1: Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches.

Meghan: When shall we three meet again?

Heidi: When the hurlyburly's done. When the battle's lost and won.

Coulter: Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.

Enter McBush and Pax.

McBush: So foul and fair a day I have not seen!

Pax: (Noticing the Witches--)
What are these, so withered and so wild in their attire,
That look not like the inhabitants of the earth?
You should be women, and yet your beards
Forbid me to interpret that you are.

Coulter: All hail McBush, that shalt be Prez hereafter!

McBush: If the Court will have me Prez why, the Court may crown me!
Stars, hide your fires! Let not light see
My dark and deep desires!

Exeunt

Scene 2: Enter McBush's Wife alone, with a letter.

Lady McBush: (reading--) "They met me in the day of success; and I have learned ... they have more in them than mortal knowledge ... my dearest partner ... what greatness is promised thee! Lay it to thy heart, and farewell." (to herself--) Hie thee hither! That I may pour my spirits in thine ear! Come to my woman's breasts—and take my milk for gall!

(To Be Continued)

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