Forget the Hummer H2, Use a Tractor! Tractor is the Best!

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Caddy Escalade and Hummer H2 are rendered useless! Russian rich people show us how to get stuck in the mud like stupid, and russian poor people show how to get out. Simply having a big 4x4 doesn't make you smarter ;)

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  4. Added :22-Jul-08
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Comments on Forget the Hummer H2, Use a Tractor! Tractor is the Best!
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  • Cool!

    Sometimes basic is better.

    By Videoclipsmia 1216726968
    • That tractor is about

      $80,000.

      By WTF man 1217279027
    • that tractor is about

      1000eur

      By deimantas.lt 1217670046
    • so is

      the pice of sh*t hummer lol

      By ARE U FOR REAL???? 1217843232
    • So's the

      Escalade, lol.

      By _Cash_ 1253429595
    • Push comes to shove

      Hummer is just a Generals toy, basic is better, a billion dollars later and we should have kept the Jeep

      By Highballs 1216954767
    • First of all to be fair, the Humvee is m...

      A military Humvee handles obstacles much more imposing than this shallow slick gumbo these 'cars' were stuck in. For one thing not one of these had anything but A/T tires on them. Oh well, you've got to give these folks credit for trying to help. They needed, more shovels, and/or tire chains, winches, mud tires, locking differentials, or all of the above.

      By _Cash_ 1253429468
    • Hummer,

      Jeep, it doesn't matter - Land Rover is still the best. Never mind Yanks, maybe one day you'll catch up :)

      By infinity272 1217302655
    • You need to move into the 21st century.

      Rovers are boxy but nice, and super expensive for limited performance, clearance, payload, economy, and did I say price? ...almost as expensive as two jeeps, or one that's been heavily modified and bullet proof. Thanx Brits/Aussies, but no thanx.
      P.S: A new Rover would have been stuck before the Escalade. Call John Deere, or Caterpiller ...both "Yank". Have you caught up yet...'mate'? =-)

      By _Cash_ 1253428781
    • I own a type III Land Rover and a Isuzu ...

      The Zoo-Zoo is what I drive. It goes anywhere the Land Rover will go and does not break down as much.

      By expatyank 1219723387
    • Ha ha...

      your zu zu won't go in the same places my S-10's and Jeeps do, not by a long shot. Neither will Suzi's, and unmodified Toys don't bother me too much either. I'd rather take the Escalade, put some decent off-road tires on it and it wouldn't have been stuck in this little noob excercise. And like I said, a Humvee would not even have slowed down for this little bit of wet mud, probably wouldn't have even spun the wheels or kicked up any mud. It the conditions get bad enough to stuck a Humvee then watch out with the tractor because it may not fair much better lest ye bring a looong strap.

      By _Cash_ 1253501955
    • Ha ha ..

      Your cars will never go where my bike goes !

      By Lightang3l 1259230992
  • well done to the tractor!

    this is a perfect example of low tech truimphs over luxury 4x4s

    By Eman123456789 1216729844
    • Yeah, but on the other hand, let's see y...

      at highway speeds every day in a farm tractor, especially with say, two or more passengers.

      By _Cash_ 1253429900
  • the car is not the problem

    only if you got the right tyres then you can run on the mud.

    By hawy th3aben 1253297927
  • My ex & I got our 22 foot RV stuck i...

    No one could free it up until a little CJ-7 came along. Those jeeps are made for REAL off road adventures including pulling out monster vehicles from unbelievable situations. I will never forget it.

    By Devina 1220737507
    • I've used CAT 920, and 970's to

      pull, lift, and dig just about anything out.

      By _Cash_ 1253430186
  • sword n needle

    as they say a sword can't do a needle's job..

    By wicketsidd 1257850792
  • في طريقه اسهل

    خفف ضغط كل عجل الى النصف بعدين سوق المركبه بتتحرك بسهوله

    By Zuherbadr 1250368945
  • طريقه اسهل

    بس خفف ضغط الهواء في كل عجل الى النصف وبعدها سوق المركبه وما في مشكله بتطلع بسهوله

    By Zuherbadr 1250368744
  • Simple is best

    It always wins :)
    Good old tractor, ooh aaar

    By Mr Samuel 1228347117
  • wtf

    u can get that tractor with only 1000$ in russia

    By Chingisiin ur udam 1221209645
    • IF

      What he said was accurate then it's not quite 1000 usd because we use euro.
      1000 U.S. Dollars is equal to only about 738 euro..

      By r4g3m4st3r 1223364245
  • unbelievable....

    FARMER extends the life of a richer by supllying of foods for them to eat...

    and now the FARMER,

    help those rich people to get off that muddy place again...

    now we can see how important the poor farmers into us...


    By dikyo 1221200033
  • Nice memories!

    In my childhood I have seen a Russian movie with this song. Please tell me the name of the song or, even better, if you know the name of the movie, I would appreciate it very much! Thanks!

    By Dori3003 1218922312
  • buhhahahhah

    lol

    By _Era$er_Zg 1218829692
  • How to get unstuck

    First off, don't try to pull someone out backwards, that's just stupid. Second, get bumper to bumper and pin it. The jerk from the rope will pop the guy out no problem. Just make sure you use a rope and not a chain!

    By Kevmore 1218595475
    • I use straps with

      chain, cable, ropes.

      By _Cash_ 1253430290
  • hi

    Supposed that the car is moving white car with black and thyroid these will come in the way of proven accurate and well-known in Saudi Arabia

    By tg555 1217932886
  • get unstuck

    no tow or tractor in view and have no help, I learned if you have a tow rope you can get unstuck quickly, I learned it in Malaysia take a back tire off and put a rope around the tree and the tire rim and slowly you will be yanked out, sorry best i can tell you, have no detail way of showing you, all words. It really worked i was amazed I never thought of this back in the states.

    By TheOnlyJudge 1217862663
  • Better yet

    Your own feet is much better, it does not pollute the atmosphere,it rarely ever gets stuck and you don't need a tow truck or pay cash to get unstuck. and you gain strength and oxygen.

    By TheOnlyJudge 1217862335
  • haha

    u know why the tractor is beter???
    the tractor have big wheels that why

    By M*2 1217801044
  • There is something called a

    WINCH. I sure nobody has heard of it, look it up :) LOL

    By Diceyus 1217526388
  • read this

    not all rich ppl r clever and hummers r S**t anyway lol

    By cj and hb 1217522688
  • Well...

    That's why classic things sometimes are sold at fancy prices...

    By IO.com 1217022428
  • )

    there are two problems in Russia - roads and fools...)

    By icecoldmadkilla 1217004248
  • ovbious!

    the traccion has a lot to do with the width of the axles as well as the torque on the weels, and also the luxurious cars there are usually too heavy 'cause all the S**t inside them an too wide also , try a susuki samurai on that kind of terrain! then you'll see those are pigs on mud! really fun and have big rpm too!

    By erue 1216946585
    • Yup !

      Obvious, when push come to shove

      By Highballs 1216954862
    • yeah

      lol duh

      By GreenWaveFlix 1217042491
  • you don´t now

    but this farm vehicles i´ts build to do this tipe of works

    By Hector GT 1216882680
  • Hahaha

    Tractor is the best still. But tractor only guys, forget about those luxurious moden technology products. Hahaha

    By Sweet_Licker 1216864439
  • lol

    the little tractor that could lol

    By drinkingamer 1216852584
  • That shows nothing.

    The tracktor has bigger torq, so it pulls stronger, while the other cars have less torq and more RPM.
    DUH!

    By Vlada MucaK 1216822080
    • Traction

      is the problem here. RPM geared down wll give you all the torque you will ever need DUH. All the power in the world will not move these vehicles without traction which is supplied by the tire size and tread design.

      By jaxplane2 1216847565
    • Well...

      Actually that has less to do with the matter than you think. The area that the tractors tire encompass is greater to that of the other cars. An example of this in the natural world would be a camel not sinking in sand due to the width of its feet.

      By mikeythemonster 1216838017
  • cool

    imagine the army using these

    By matvause 1216741658
  • Not only

    these Russian rich people are stupid, but all those around the world that think they can go every where with a 4x4.

    By ELVIS52 1216721661
  • yeah rich people are stupid

    thats why they are rich. Ok nobody knows how to deal with mud but that doesn`t mean they are stupid. Anyway tractor doesnt have air conditioned or electric windows

    By .....123 1216736974
    • ummm

      think again.... rich people are rich because they are NOT stupid...

      By bigfatpig 1216776734
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