Self Defense for Dorks

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  • Updated: 01-Jul-09
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  • Added: 07-Aug-08

These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.

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Self Defense for Dorks

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  • Chuck Norris speaks

    You have now incurred the wrath of the entire Kuro Obi Kai for revealing much of our wisdom. I'm just glad you did not reveal my favorite: the old scorpion in the shirt pocket trick. Or my old moustache in the eyeball surprise. And especially my 'grab them by the ear and scream into it like an angered school girl' defense.

    We will Seagal you into silence! and if that doesn't work, you will surely be van dammed to hell for your betrayal of our arcane treasures.

    CN

    (for real)

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  • These techniques are dangerous!!!

    No, they aren't dangerous to the attacker, but to the victim. Don't put your faith in these techniques, they are leaving a lot of very important things out. Such as, stepping out of the way of the 270lb guy rushing you. Can you really picture a 115 - 150lb woman slapping this guy on the head and stopping him. I don't think so. What kind of kick was that to the lower shin? Wow! People, be careful and find techniques that make sense, don't get yourself hurt using crap like this. These guys should be ashamed of themselves.

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  • ????

    i don't think their technique works....
    some looks like just movement without power or momentum the low kick will not have effect at all to someone who wants to fight

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  • lol

    none of that can really stop or hold somone that is strong or pissed off

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  • Choke on

    this.

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  • Producer Rewards?

    so... the other 25 places this video appears must be stealing from you, eh? Please refrain from stealing content and calling it your own.

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  • LMAO

    what a bunch of bollocks!!!!!!!!!!

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