Military Mistakes Accidents and Crashes [13+]

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Military / army mistakes, crashes , stunts, jokes, accidents, screw ups, in Iraq and other places. There are lots of terrorists, soldiers, and tanks. Very funny.

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  • Are you stupid?

    As others have said soldiers are human and most are young men. Young men from EVERY country goof around, and as for them being stupid AMERICANS there were wideos of english, french, afgani, russian, australian, italian, even iraian. The title says military mistakes not american mistakes. I also like how a few were edited out of context and how some people think mecanical failure make others stupid, rember that the next time your car breaks down. I think alot of you american haters have never met an American.

    By tankerguy 1221491058 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ......

      btw the first video is chinese military, not usa, thats an old video.

      By philonetic 1227541760 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • That is way

      That is way US economy went Down ,think about it

      By armani_dubai 1223063731 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Why?

      Because he made a funny video or because I commented that they weren't all Americans. You comment has relavence to anything.

      By tankerguy 1223288522 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • sorry

      I meant "your comment has NO relavence to anything"

      By tankerguy 1223288597 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Are they?

      Do you really think like that?. I am not an american. And I was wondering. How is like an american in personel think? what they think about the killing kids?

      By mezdap 1221994293 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • We wouldn't know that's your job,

      then lying about it, and acting innocent.

      By _Cash_ 1250921470 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • your a bit off subject

      The original video was meant to be funny and is, I was comenting on all the ignorant american bashers. Since you ask though I never saw anyoneone TRY to kill a kid except on the ocasions the insurgents either armed them or made them place road side bombs. A sad fact from EVERY war in history is colatteral damage including the deaths of innocents (try to name one that didden't). The very RARE soldiers that intentionaly kill innocents are useally cought and punished. Soldiers in general hate these sick individuals since they make us all look bad.

      By tankerguy 1222600545 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Bottom line

      Less people have fallen victim to this war than ANY other, and truth be told there are other wars happening RIGHT NOW which have taken, and are TAKING so many lives. You're all just stuck on this BS because its the popular one, played by the media over and over.
      In the past - Russia, Germany, CAMBODIA, Africa, Kosovo, Haiti.
      STILL HAPPENING - Russia, Africa, Kosovo, Haiti.
      MILLIONS dead, and some of you are sitting here thinking that bashing the USA is important?
      The American bashers, let me tell you, if it werent for the usa army, the rest of the world would be in a dictators grip. And I seem to remember WWII going alot like this... "Oh no, its Germany" "We don't have an army we give up" Russia says "We will fight...and kill as many of our own as the Germans do!" then dee-dee-dee, D-Day.
      Don't hate because its popular, think for yourselves.

      Saddam used chemical weapons on his own people...(remind you of Pol-Pot?)
      In the "Taliban", you succeed if you have no compassion for another and are able to kill children and women and treat women worse than dogs. They murder their women in horrifying ways for not wanting to marry disgusting ass men 3x their age, because it makes them lose face....

      you say "Yeah usa is SO horrible, wow man, damn. I wish they would just leave the world alone." Then the same people..."Our nation is under attack by our neighbors! Who the hell is coming to help us?!?"
      Who else do you think is going to help? Australia? No wait, France right? Give me a break...

      By philonetic 1227541526 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Couldn't have said it better

      Thank you for putting it so well, there alot of people who think the news is acurate, instead of just being sensationlist.

      By tankerguy 1227960025 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Man u owned him.

      Daim. ( BTW THAT IS MAD FUNNY )

      By Flamingferrari22 1227949006 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Who me?

      I agree with him it's the same point I was trying to make just explained a whole lot better.

      By tankerguy 1227959886 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • NO

      usa wont help anyone. unless its for their own good. for example if oil in the picture.

      By freaker121 1247767303 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Hmmm

      First of all, stop stating 'Africa' as if it is a country. Anyway, look at world history, many dictators were put into office by the US. Besides who are you (the US) to get involved in the affairs of other countries? Outside influence often (not always mind you) does more damage than good. Saddam Hussain kept international terrorists out of Iraq. Once the US invaded, they opened the doors to them.

      By duck86 1233211288 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You are a simple liar.

      Which means you are on the wrong side and I'm glad that you are disgruntled, get used to it because nobody likes the bad guys not even the bad guys.

      By _Cash_ 1250921815 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yea

      and we kick there F**king ass there not here,. U S A ,

      By guy52 1233898601 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • what ??

      I once wrote to a military in afghanistan and he threatened me to death... very angry very racist

      By porfidox 1232728791 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • well...

      well, what did you say? he might of been offended or thought that you were threatening him or his troops.

      By nascarwrecks 1232743940 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • :-)

      For some scale,you r right.But some you aren't.In talking about intentionaly,you showed yourself that you don't hv any idea about many easten soilders.(likely to be many tens of thousand.)

      By csccsc 1223045255 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I'm sorry

      I know your trying, but english obviously isn't your first language and I don't understand what your trying to say.

      By tankerguy 1223126888 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I don't hate Americans..

      But when a "mistake" happens, people try to fix it..... they don't run way like there was nothing happened... you sure saw the one when a tank run over a civilian car in the intersection. They just reversed and moved away. They didn't give a s**t about the passengers. that's surly not a military failure...

      Even mechanical failures are human failure at first. The word you are looking for is maintenance.

      By gfahad 1247211836 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • What are you talking about, you're makin...

      the clip wasn't long enough to see someone check for injured or if this zone was hot in which case you don't hang around at all. And if the driver wouldn't have been spacing off what everyone in front of him was doing and shoved forward he wouldn't have gotten surprised. An old car is easy to replace. What...maybe you were hoping the car was full of explosives? Hope you're not too disappointed.

      By _Cash_ 1250921335 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • very nice

    funny

    By billyisbored 1218820272 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • vwery funny

    the one with the soldiers armed with brooms pwn them all thow

    10x for sharing , made my day

    By rete_rete 1218818605 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Screw all u

    troops are not as screwed up as people think and they fight for your freedom so shut up, u dont know what they go through till ur in their shoes

    By Matt1311 1237152909 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Humans!

    Soldiers are human too! and we all do stupid and even unnecessary stuff. right?

    By Bellaparis 1220759330 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • US soldiers act like kids!

    The missile mishaps were hilarious!! The helicopter accidents looked really serious and painful... I hope the civilian's car who got run over by the APC got some form of compensation, if it was me I'd be furious...

    By TempestDust 1219414320 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Military vehicles have the right of way

      in an occupation situation, just like emergency vehicles in a civilian setting. The driver of the white car got in the way of a military convoy. He should have been cited or shot.

      By Sharon Bone 1219777910 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • there are ways

      to get compensation usually the claimant would have to fill out forms at the nearest millitary post and if proven to be non-fraudulent would be repayed for their loss

      By tankerguy 1223002986 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • oh yeah

      they got compensation from KMA Insurance, thats Kiss My Ass Insurance and we do not act like kids, wo do what its called Morale Welfare and Recreation! We love what we do!

      By Scorpion3:16 1219476002 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hell yeah

    SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!

    By shadyunit999 1219273497 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • why

    whyand untal when!!

    By Basil07 1247826241 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Oh very hard

    But ido not care because i live

    By bur bur 1247306687 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • fucken teenagers

    you have no any idea how many members of the U.S. military who had died in the Iraq war since it began in March 2003, F**king Mercenaries.
    God Bless Iraq.

    By Good_One 1247305817 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The name of the seccond song

    is Requiem For A Dream

    By Xion555 1236433705 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Dude seriously

    Wow...ok...ummm. im an American and really we are the worlds most prospering and leading country so making fun of us isnt that cool...We have the largest military and we are the most powerful country in the world. and making fun of anyones military isnt that cool. i dont care if theyre making jokes. people are dying and theyre just trying to get that thought off their mind so they dont have a nervous breakdown. (lux Aeterna a nice song btw) and you dont have to be in the military to shoot a 12" target at 400m. all you need is a gun and some common sense. 400 meters isnt even that far. its a quarter of a mile. that might seem long but just compare it to half a mile. or just think about it. its not that bad.and dont go into specifics like '5x 10x scope or anything cause thats just stupid and your trying to prove me wrong when you already know your wrong. your just trying to start an argument. beside that, my freiend is in the border patrol at eagle pass and whats going on over there is just as bad as whats in Iraq. trust me. wars are going on everywhere. china may say they are neutral but people get executed for practically nothing whatsoever. haiti is just off the coast of cuba and boy are they having a dispute. i forgot who with. i think its cuba actually. russia executes over like 50 people a day. and its all cause someone had to go invade or start an argument during a UN meeting or throw shoes at George Bush. thats another story though.

    By American Phaedrus 1229645747 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • pice

    no wore

    By ali52ali 1227417616 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • to whoever thinks these guys are stupid:

    coz i'm a soldier myself and i saw some of these things happen in real life, please before making fun of these people read this:
    1.it's proven that for every 5 attempts to fire a support weapon (rocket launcher, anti-tank, grenade launcher, heavy machine-gun) you'll have one failed or 'abnormal' attempt.
    2. 80% of tanks or other armoured vehicles in the European armies, had at least one accident either during movement or combat conditions. (i serve in a tank division and last month we had two accidents with tanks running over cars-it was awesome btw)
    3. it's not as easy to fire ANY weapon as you see in movies. i bet that most people can't hit the target from 400m even with a simple rifle.
    Finally nice vid!!

    By DCY88 1227215162 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wow

    one of the greatest videos on metacafe!

    By NO-DAR 1223639798 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • What Have We Done?

    Best film I have seen put together. You should make a more serious one. You seem to have the talent for it. Thanks for the reality check!
    How can I get that background music that you used?

    By Zoem77 1221432166 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Humans?

    Soldiers should be good human ... right?

    By cool_jj78 1221227833 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • soldiers

    the fault may be pointed at the equipment.. if not maybe they are in training.

    By 333tubbie 1221207072 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Go US military !!!

    Thanks for u dude, u did awesome

    By Dieygo 1220612675 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • suondtrack

    he some one know the name of it

    By gomez1234567890 1220568710 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • American funny soldier - Razpizdai

    American funny soldier - Razpizdai

    By Dr.Dross 1220387771 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Very nice work.

    Really worth watching.
    thanks

    By stephen8 1220070073 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • fuckin song

    whats with the tension soundtrack?? that seems to ruin the clips!

    By janerousity711 1219988058 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • songs!?

    please tell name of songs

    By shutgun69 1219961749 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ????????

    What F**king song is this ?

    By gulmalik 1219858281 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ohhhhh

    are those wat dey really dooo

    By Nelly. 1219827328 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • thanx

    that was awesome

    By The Unconformist 1219667126 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I like...

    the big ending.

    By outthere 1219372201 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Nice

    Very Entertaining.

    By MuErTe97 1219330373 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • we rock

    time pass but this is the life in iraq ?

    By hullk 1219243662 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • dumbass

    "they make mistakes, whether on purpose or not?"

    how many mistakes are made on PURPOSE?! if they were meant to do it then it isn't a mistake....

    By jindivik 1218996319 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • jess

    waht is musci is

    By isberg 1218968120 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • roflmao

    Funny to see soldiers get injured. If you dont want to get hurt dont join the military!

    By Cheat Code 1218947428 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Funny!?

      You think its funny when people get hurt!? What the H**L is wrong with you?

      By astroknott 1219097989 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • what?

      I didn't mean that i like to see people get hurt. Its just that in the military you can get shot or beat up or other things. what i was saying is that if someone joins the military they should expect to be injured. i dont think that you have to kill people for so called "freedom". If someone plans on slaughtering people from different countrys then its a little justice for them to get injured themselves. If you think its ok that people get slaughtered so that a goverment can tap phone calls and spy on people then ok. everyone should be entitled to have their own opinion. but i dont agree with.

      By Cheat Code 1219715763 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • have you forgotten?

      The people we "slaughter" over there are terrorists, the lowest scum our army has fought, the Viet Cong all over again. They use men, women, and children as both shields and targets. And every jihadist we don't take down will someday kill at least one of us.

      By 1cyberpotato 1221509675 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • damn

    if that missile on the boat would have fell..they would have been screwed.

    lol at the guy pulling the terrorists pants down .

    By shamdogg 1218892402 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cool

    cool vid soundtracks... pls tell me 1st i know.. 2nd. .. pls tell me and the last. thx cool vid.. 5stars:D

    By iakelclaudiu 1218885965 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • _Awesome_

    coolest video i have ever seen on metacafe. 50000000000 stars for you.

    By thirteenxxx 1218875751 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Ouch...

    I feel kinda bad for that guy that gets the front end of his car run over at the end and everyone just drives on. Bondo isn't gonna fix that.

    By CaptainXanax 1218872843 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • last one

    The last tank explosion was a russian tank in chechnya.

    By Chech 1218867536 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Cool

    Nice video....with a shitty soundtrack

    By stevygo 1218849661 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • where

    can i get the last soundtrack ?

    By mando_4 1218824853 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • not really mistakes

    what the american solders did in iraq was not normaly mistakes that could happen in our dailly life..no..but its blatantly with people lifes outside of america.that means the americans do what is right just inside USA.cause they are afraid frome the low..but outside USA which there is no low..then we can see what american solders do..!!

    By zeidooon 1224958088 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • F**k them

    the are anmals

    By mr-kookoo 1222644063 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hahahaa

    loooool 2:35 hahah loool vhat an idiot hahah

    By duki-95 1222247707 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • WOW!!!

    Lets see...... stupid america and all the clips where american soldiers except 1 maybe or 2. And i have met a lot of american ppl some r kind and sme S**k but to tell u the truth u know y america is the most hated country cause of bush and his politicians other than that their is no problem {no offence american ppl}

    By Dragonvfdmgkdtmhkfmh 1222094328 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Trust me

      Only about half are there ARE videos from french, english, afgani, russian, australian, italian and Iranian footage. And as I stated before they are MILITARY mistakes NOT american. Very magnanimous of you to judge the American people because of one unpoupular leader I'd hate to hear what you think of people who have had truly evil people as there head of state. You must HATE the germans because of Hitler, and despise the Russians because of Stalin, I bet you think the Cambodians are bad people because of Pol Pot. Wow it doesen't make sense to judge an entire people on one shoert period of government does it.

      By tankerguy 1222661201 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • what the hell !

    looks like bush has spread his stupidity all over the americas, lol

    By I B M 1220736232 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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