Isaac Hayes to Be Reincarnated As Angelina Jolie's Baby!

What do Scientologists believe will happen to Isaac Hayes now? Well, According to the Scientology Press Office, his soul will be "born again into the flesh of a fresh baby." The actual details of how that rebirth occurs is not fully understood but Scientologists believe that every human being is really an immortal spiritual being known as a thetan and that the "meat bodies" we inhabit are merely vessels we shed upon death.
In fact, members of the elite church cadre known as Sea Org sign contracts that pledge a billion years of service to the church throughout approximately 14,285,714 successive lives! When a body dies, the thetan remembers painful and traumatic images known as engrams which remain rooted in its unconscious.
In order to move up the path of spiritual progression - known as the Bridge to Total Freedom - one must eradicate these ancient psychic scars, which cause a person to act fearfully, irrationally, psychotically and become diseased. Fortunately, a member of the church of Scientology can purge them of these engrams through a counseling process known as auditing, until he or she is said to be "clear”. It is fortunate for mankind that The Bridge to Total Freedom exists because it can be purchased for the amazingly reasonable price of $385,000 (or £200,000).
Here's my favorite part. If Hayes had progressed far enough along the Bridge, he might already have chosen his next set of birth parents. Hayes died a close friend of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt who have just given birth to twins. According to former Sea Org member, Chuck Beatty, Isaac Hayes will probably be re-incarnated into one of these twins.
For just a little extra stupidity, L Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology), described how, after death, a thetan is transported to a "landing station" on Venus where it is "programmed with religious lies such as the denial of Jesus and God. The thetan is then "dumped" back on Earth, where it seeks out its new baby to inhabit.
The fact that this fairy-tale was written by a mediocre Science Fiction writer, who was famed for his lies and exaggerations, should be more than enough to wake up Tom Cruise and his buddies to smell the coffee! It bewilders me why it doesn’t.