Holy Dancing Cow

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I guarantee you have never seen anything like this before. This guy is really funny, even though I can understand why he didn't make it through to the next level - it's not like he can go on from there. Too funny.

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Holy Dancing Cow

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Fake !!
I'm sorry but no way was that a real cow.....
By smarty23 1151870593 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1239733~~
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- Dude
  ur just dumb.. plain and simple.. too dumb i think u need to see someone about it.. and am not kidding !
  By Xenon.ae 1155102357 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2054419~~
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- As right as can be!!!!!!
  Xenon you are totally right he really needs to see some and fast...
  By AfDude 1165916325 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3454033~~
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- fool, of cousre it wasnt...
  a real cow. it was a man dressed up in an inflatable cow costume and it was for a talent show on us tv (this also answers eagle's question below) the X means it gone thru to the next round or enough - like the crook of old in the stand up comedy venues.
  By Coffee addict 1152061758 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~998857~~
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- are u jus retarded
  damn he was joking and it was funny
  By pimpthemhoes 1152167175 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1383809~~
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- ofcourse it's not real u idiot
  ...
  By Ghadban 1182734191 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~5272742~~
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- so...
  disapointed :))
  By Ibiza82 1152053348 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1021194~~
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- Of course...
  Of course it was a real cow. Dont you see how it was dancing like a real cow, having real tail and tits.. real milk too. How could you doubt? I am really surprised ... :o
  By leprocoa 1176713195 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2879630~~
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A 1 (WE LOVE THE COW)
We love the cow lots.

It is very funny.

I will tell all my friends.
By lethel 1153030768 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~215514~~
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Holy Cow: Hello everyone, I live in Dani...
Hello everyone, I am John Mallory, performer. I do not live in Wisconsin, I live in Dania Beach, FL. (see the bottom of the screen on the America's Got Talent TV footage as it shows my hometown) I have performed full time since 1995 as Holy cow in 41 states. Thanks for watching me on NBC TV's show and God Bless.
By Holy Cow 1152127383 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1691725~~
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- literate!
  Well, well, well... it's not only a real cow... but can read and write... and even knows where she lives.
  
  Greatest cow, what do you get for food, not common grass, huh? some sort of a soy plant??
  By Troyaik33 1154375038 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1906490~~
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Thanks for watching me: from Holy Cow
Holy Cow here, you can see more video of Holy Cow at geddythegecko dot com (and click on the fairs and festivals page). Check out Holy Cow in the July 3 issue of People magazine! I perform at all types of events worldwide, thanks again, John Mallory
By Holy Cow 1152124530 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1691725~~
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fake?
was that a real cow?????
By biltom 1182904404 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~5795369~~
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This was funny!!!!
So hilarious I'm going to send to a lot of my friends!
By Guinea pig 1159680266 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2760988~~
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Holy Cow
He was just to cute not to be absolutely hilarious!!
By SPAZ9197 1157517591 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2474293~~
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if that cow was squirting out soy milk.....
and if it was LACTOS AND TOLLERANTE MILK I WOULD JUST STICK A BOMB UP HIS UTTER!!
By edota 1154662494 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2053737~~
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funny
funny... not hilarious...... not boring.....its amusing actually. thx 4 da laughs

By G dogg 1154300524 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1643046~~
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Not great..
good, but i saw a local Globe Trotters game, and they had one of those...WAAAAAY more amusing and talented..
By Max-a-million 1153267148 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1279088~~
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Nah, this is totally real..
it's Moobee the dancing cow. She's available for parties in the Wisconsin area.
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Nah, this is real...
it's Moobee the dancing cow... She's available for parties in Wisconsin.
By Augerhead 1152073775 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1486771~~
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E
wat do those X's mean???
By eagles 23 1151841786 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~959114~~
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- the x...
  you wanna compete? :))
  By Ibiza82 1152053373 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1021194~~
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What just hapenned?
Its crazzy what some people will do to get attention.
By hugh jazz 1151825814 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1712247~~
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Useless
Why is that there?
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SIMON (and "company") IMITATOR...
yuk! eeewwww! they need to covered in honey and tied to a FIRE ant hill!
By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1151706708 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1625047~~
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That was
a waste of my time
By lildevilamz 1151687244 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1192089~~
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theaterical disaster...
....
By Ahmed Sammy 1151619105 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1213649~~
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Okay, I liked it, but
you see stuff like this at minor league parks all the time.
By raber 1151507035 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1276852~~
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on the right
near the very end you see someone in the front row of the croud throw something at the cow
By SE|ZO 1151434021 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1573828~~
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There are some
very strange people in this world.
By thatsclever 1151423529 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1662225~~
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- you mean
  there are a lot of weirdos in america
  By killerfish 1151423632 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1663399~~
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- yes
  but most are college educated, r you?
  By striker_bravo 1151476028 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~366955~~
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- Then..
  that must be a rocket scientist right there!!
  
  Brilliant stuff!
  By Ddamaja 1151920993 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~821325~~
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- maybe
  but there are certainly a lot of americans in weirdocountry!
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cow
absolutely goofy!!
By olddevguy 1151423335 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1664760~~
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first, probably, otherwise its broken
haha, that was funny
By Arkene 1151422322 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1606550~~
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Yup
It's funny
By NiCk sKuLL 1151418968 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1575253~~
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SO...
Is that a real cow or not?
By chrismt78 1168996844 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~4052722~~
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thats fake
that don't even look like a real cow. lol
By lil stanz 1162332784 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2375455~~
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OMG!!!!
IT's not suppose to be a real cow !!!!!!It's acomedy act Dah!!!!!
By Guinea pig 1159680437 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2760988~~
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No, no,
I have a phD in cowapology and I am here to tell you that that definitely was not a cow. Glad I could put that little debate to rest, so get some sleep everyone and god bless - its been a hard day.
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