Holy Dancing Cow

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I guarantee you have never seen anything like this before. This guy is really funny, even though I can understand why he didn't make it through to the next level - it's not like he can go on from there. Too funny.

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  2. Categories Pets & Animals, Music & Dance
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  4. Added :27-Jun-06
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  • Fake !!

    I'm sorry but no way was that a real cow.....

    By smarty23 1151870593
    • Dude

      ur just dumb.. plain and simple.. too dumb i think u need to see someone about it.. and am not kidding !

      By Xenon.ae 1155102357
    • As right as can be!!!!!!

      Xenon you are totally right he really needs to see some and fast...

      By AfDude 1165916325
    • fool, of cousre it wasnt...

      a real cow. it was a man dressed up in an inflatable cow costume and it was for a talent show on us tv (this also answers eagle's question below) the X means it gone thru to the next round or enough - like the crook of old in the stand up comedy venues.

      By Coffee addict 1152061758
    • are u jus retarded

      damn he was joking and it was funny

      By pimpthemhoes 1152167175
    • ofcourse it's not real u idiot

      ...

      By Ghadban 1182734191
    • so...

      disapointed :))

      By Ibiza82 1152053348
    • Of course...

      Of course it was a real cow. Dont you see how it was dancing like a real cow, having real tail and T**s real milk too. How could you doubt? I am really surprised ... :o

      By leprocoa 1176713195
  • A 1 (WE LOVE THE COW)

    We love the cow lots.

    It is very funny.

    I will tell all my friends.

    By lethel 1153030768
  • Holy Cow: Hello everyone, I live in Dani...

    Hello everyone, I am John Mallory, performer. I do not live in Wisconsin, I live in Dania Beach, FL. (see the bottom of the screen on the America's Got Talent TV footage as it shows my hometown) I have performed full time since 1995 as Holy cow in 41 states. Thanks for watching me on NBC TV's show and God Bless.

    By Holy Cow 1152127383
    • literate!

      Well, well, well... it's not only a real cow... but can read and write... and even knows where she lives.

      Greatest cow, what do you get for food, not common grass, huh? some sort of a soy plant??

      By Troyaik33 1154375038
  • Thanks for watching me: from Holy Cow

    Holy Cow here, you can see more video of Holy Cow at geddythegecko dot com (and click on the fairs and festivals page). Check out Holy Cow in the July 3 issue of People magazine! I perform at all types of events worldwide, thanks again, John Mallory

    By Holy Cow 1152124530
  • fake?

    was that a real cow?????

    By biltom 1182904404
  • This was funny!!!!

    So hilarious I'm going to send to a lot of my friends!

    By Guinea pig 1159680266
  • Holy Cow

    He was just to cute not to be absolutely hilarious!!

    By SPAZ9197 1157517591
  • if that cow was squirting out soy milk.....

    and if it was LACTOS AND TOLLERANTE MILK I WOULD JUST STICK A BOMB UP HIS UTTER!!

    By edota 1154662494
  • funny

    funny... not hilarious...... not boring.....its amusing actually. thx 4 da laughs

    By G dogg 1154300524
  • Not great..

    good, but i saw a local Globe Trotters game, and they had one of those...WAAAAAY more amusing and talented..

    By Max-a-million 1153267148
  • Nah, this is totally real..

    it's Moobee the dancing cow. She's available for parties in the Wisconsin area.

    By Augerhead 1152073857
  • Nah, this is real...

    it's Moobee the dancing cow... She's available for parties in Wisconsin.

    By Augerhead 1152073775
  • E

    wat do those X's mean???

    By eagles 23 1151841786
    • the x...

      you wanna compete? :))

      By Ibiza82 1152053373
  • What just hapenned?

    Its crazzy what some people will do to get attention.

    By hugh jazz 1151825814
  • Useless

    Why is that there?

    By SSITM 1151708378
  • SIMON (and "company") IMITATOR...

    yuk! eeewwww! they need to covered in honey and tied to a FIRE ant hill!

    By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1151706708
  • That was

    a waste of my time

    By lildevilamz 1151687244
  • theaterical disaster...

    ....

    By Ahmed Sammy 1151619105
  • Okay, I liked it, but

    you see stuff like this at minor league parks all the time.

    By raber 1151507035
  • on the right

    near the very end you see someone in the front row of the croud throw something at the cow

    By SE|ZO 1151434021
  • There are some

    very strange people in this world.

    By thatsclever 1151423529
    • you mean

      there are a lot of weirdos in america

      By killerfish 1151423632
    • yes

      but most are college educated, r you?

      By striker_bravo 1151476028
    • Then..

      that must be a rocket scientist right there!!

      Brilliant stuff!

      By Ddamaja 1151920993
    • maybe

      but there are certainly a lot of americans in weirdocountry!

      By Lurch 1151427850
  • cow

    absolutely goofy!!

    By olddevguy 1151423335
  • first, probably, otherwise its broken

    haha, that was funny

    By Arkene 1151422322
  • Yup

    It's funny

    By NiCk sKuLL 1151418968
  • SO...

    Is that a real cow or not?

    By chrismt78 1168996844
  • thats fake

    that don't even look like a real cow. lol

    By lil stanz 1162332784
  • OMG!!!!

    IT's not suppose to be a real cow !!!!!!It's acomedy act Dah!!!!!

    By Guinea pig 1159680437
  • No, no,

    I have a phD in cowapology and I am here to tell you that that definitely was not a cow. Glad I could put that little debate to rest, so get some sleep everyone and god bless - its been a hard day.

    By Chrissy poo 1153842056
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