Celine Dion

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By: canadianstudmuffin
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Updated: 21-Nov-09
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My entry for biggydman's "The Worst Giveaway Contest Ever!"

MY COUSIN HAS A NEPHEW WHO HAS A FRIEND WHO KNOWS CELINE DION
IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE RELATED (RELATIVELY SPEAKING, THAT IS)
YOU KNOW THIS IS FREAKIER THAN ANYTHING IN THE GREAT BEYOND
AND IT'S MAYBE WHY I HAVE THE URGE TO BE IN SHOW BIZ

HE WAS GOING TO SING THIS CHORUS IN FRENCH
BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE SHE IS FROM
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BLOODY FRENCH
SO THAT WOULD BE KINDA DUMB

MY AUNT WHO USED TO BE MY UNCLE LOOKS A BIT LIKE CELINE
AND I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE HER BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES
MAYBE IT EXPLAINS WHY I'M SO OBSESSED WITH STAYING THIN
AND THE REASON WHY I LOVE EATING FRENCH FRIES

HE WAS GOING TO SING THIS CHORUS IN FRENCH
BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE SHE IS FROM
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BLOODY FRENCH
SO THAT WOULD BE KINDA DUMB

I GUESS I SHOULD GO OUT AND BUY HER LATEST CD
CAUSE OWNING A CELINE DION RECORD AIN'T AGAINST THE LAW
I JUST KNOW IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH WE ARE RELATED
AND CELINE'S HUBBY IS A DEAD RINGER FOR MY GRANDPA