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that he opened his car door to drive home and fell unconscious across the front seat. He slept there, with the door open and his feet sticking out, the whole night. He had also eaten a whole family-size bag of Cheese Twists, and barfed his guts out in his sleep. The vomit splashed up on the window and ran down into the door of the car, and also ran down onto his head. By the time he woke up in the morning it had hardened up into a dayglow-orange hat with his hair sticking out like a bird's wing. I saw him coming into the house next day, all covered in orange and sliding along the wall. We had to run the hose down into the car door and fill it with water until the barf floated up and ran over the edge for like 15 minutes. Then we hosed out the whole interior of the car, seats, floor, everything. We never quite got rid of the sweet fragrance of vomit, though.
By Absofsteel 1221147853 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeof the most exciting short novels I have ever read. You deserve 10*
By ELVIS52 1221164283 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI give you a ten. Very funny story! +1 to negate BIBO. *blows raspberries at BIBO.*
By CadiWolf 1224028433 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat is the most disgusting story I've ever read
By BIBOBIBO 1223466503 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThanks a ton for devoting so much of time in describing the event.Can't help laughing
By ltlangels 1221151088 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI was so drunk in a pub one night,went to the toilet to piss,took out my dick,saw two,put one back in and pissed my trousers! Went back in to the lounge to finish my drink and was laffed out of the pub-it was 6 months before I got the courage to go back in there! TRUE STORY- 5 STARS for ur video
By tonycc 1228029375 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI think most drinkers have done at least one of the top 8. i know i've passed out next to a toilet before, puked out of a moving car, and passed out in a ditch.
By down7575 1221505682 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHAHAHAA I loved it! and no doubt bout the number 1 position.
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By Mora Bad Nightmare 1246401307 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removegeez...
By tiojohn749 1222886504 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFunny, but that last pic was wrong
By TriedItAll 1222317008 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethen please,please,please send the image of the final one,i will post that to it,lol
By ltlangels 1222320323 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelmao :D:D:D
By -=Dj_Zi=- 1222259038 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei will get 1st place this weekend probably. x
By nalep 1222200879 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeplease mail me yours address for great hamper,which is only for first winner,lol
By ltlangels 1222365565 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNot funny nothing is ur laughing ha what happens if that happend who will be laughing
By azoooz 7 1221807728 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"was it mine?"
By qataricky 1221769291 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeawesome these make my momments look amatuer compared to these ppl, had a good laugh with each of the pics. good post
By kaniiver 1221473478 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThats good...i been close to that ... thing..but i was on the floor wraped around the seat face into the bowl...sleeping.(NEW YEAR 1995 10 pm).i was a good host.....
Sorry!! but that cannot change first place--my winner ....better luck next time
By ltlangels 1221283993 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelooks an awful lot like my ex husband. hmmmmmmm
By Devina 1221260980 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThats why he is EX... -i think
By ltlangels 1221284280 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveKA EDHE KSI PO KA EDHE ASII
By ArTTaN 1221231626 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewas he cleaning toilet with his toung while he is drunk
By www.ran.in.th 1221197739 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei acknowledge you for this intellectual question,you can ask MavrosSkylos above,he knows him very well
.he he
these same pics repeated too many times
By Sticks and razors 1221174909 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAnyone notice that these were all only men? Could be because most women won't get so drunk and then let you take pictures of us. Or could be we just don't get sooooo drunk. It's just not as fun as it looks to be and even worse looking than it actually feels. Feel like S**t and look like an ass. Not Attractive!
By Sandannd 1221159541 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt's only because it's top 10 of drunk, girls are drunk after 2 beers mostly... You can't be part of a top 10 after only 2 beers, LOL !!!
By Zhon009 1221162057 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhile their urinating in the streets... or kissing another girl, ha ha ha !!!
By Zhon009 1221162153 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThey deserve to be displayed. Idiots!
By hardman2c 1221145523 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeman sht i aint going to get druk sht
By Sgeeloc14 1228113683 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove4th place waz F**king disgusting but 1st was pretty fucked up too. who ever took a picture of all these guys [NOTE THEY WERE ALL GUYS] hooray for you
By namelessperson462 1223218454 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSorry,can't you use language deleting f*** like words
By ltlangels 1223226971 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIs this real or fake
I call discussting at the end but i will still give you a 4 stars :D better that then nothing :P
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