The Best Jamaican Tourguide

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I guess this is the reason why some people go to Jamaica?!

  1. By: Maturesh
  2. Categories Comedy
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  4. Added :23-Jul-06
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  • Haa Haaa Haaa Haaaaaaa!

    This guy is actually a tour guide from Bob Marley's mausoleum in Kingston. Funny Funny Guy...! Haaa haaa haaaa haaaaaa! ! Wiked!

    By tabbaranx 1171328553
  • Ahahahaha

    Take it from another jamaican, this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long long long time.........25 tours a day hahahahahaha. he must be high out of his mind. I only wonder what number tour this was. Oh and that laugh hahahahaha he's hilarious!

    By rickyfer 1155135512
  • Respect!

    This guy has to be drunk too, but still he sings a song to let em know he smokin a spliff, no disrespect. Respect! he seems to be ina good mood for not having a life eh? Respect

    By lil stanz 1162396964
    • lil stanz

      U just don't understand, and u never will. Go back to watching cartoons. This isn't for U>

      By cutmeister 1173013851
  • The best life

    Why he should live more than 50?...He has a better life than us...He don't care about nothing , about presidents , about petrol , about wars. We work from morning till night...Do we have a better life?

    By africanuu 1155839181
  • sWeEt!

    Lol,nice one! Friendly dude!

    By sourmonkey66 1153034727
  • Haaaaaaa - I like it!!!!!!

    That's so funny, I couldn't help.... also - hope you can check our clip - look for DaReggaetons and send me your comments!

    By DaReggaetons 1259708545
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    By aileehotnymphq 1189190817
  • frenly

    haha. i like the way he laughed

    By braveheart52 1183865696
  • ROLLIN MUH JOINT MAHN

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!.. i couldnt stop laughing at this when i was high

    By Killo-E 1168586626
  • so what were learning today is...

    JUST DONT MAKE THIS GUY LAUGH...

    By Evil_monkey 1163727243
  • wowww

    gimme some

    By aikidoshomenuchi 1161376715
  • AAAH!

    MY EARS!!!!!! his laugh is insane!!!! HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA! OMG!!!

    By lolzimawesome 1161295475
  • Done

    smoked himself retarted!!! HHHHHAAAAAA HAA hA

    By ThaTombstone 1159400779
  • LOL YO GUYS

    I'M JAMAICAN< AND IF U EVER KKNOW WHAT THIS GUY IS SAYING NOW, lol HE"S FROST, SEE I TOLD U THE WHITE PEOPLE LOVE JAMAICA, LOL EVEN THE PRESIDENT LOVE IT THERE TOO

    By Ravinho(Official) 1157101991
  • YEP THIS IS WHY YA WHITE FOLKS LOVE JAMA...

    I'M FROM JAMAICA AND LIKE EVERYTIME I TALK TO A WHITE GUY HE ASK ME FOR SOME WEED I WAS LIKE I DON"T SMOKE HE"S LIKE I THOUGHT U WERE JAMAICAN I WAS LIKE ITS NOT EVERY JAMAICAN SMOKE, LOL AND HE WAS LIKE IN JAMAICA I LOVE IT BECAUSE I GET TO SMOKE A BLUNT EVERYDAY AND NOBODY TROUBLES ME ABOUT IT LOL

    By Ravinho(Official) 1157101335
  • haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa

    i love the way this breh laughs man

    By papz 1154916840
  • ...

    The tourists are estonian!

    By Matu_boy 1154606194
  • Is it just me...

    Or our fellow friend was already high before he jointed the pot?

    By Casey199782 1154349571
  • a1

    wtfffff

    By ranisaad 1154191232
  • damnit

    i cant even spell smoked anymore....

    By mr.MisFit 1154158152
  • Aimless useless life

    This man eats, sleeps, smokes, pukes, has headaches, eats, sleeps etc.
    Nothing happens in his life.
    When he'll be 50 he will probably die of heart attack and that's is- this will conclude his life.

    By Donald Duck 1154128416
    • Laughing

      This guy has life worked out and hes laughing at us because we all so fucked up. This world would be such a better place if we all smoked more and laughed more. Respect.

      By Tapeworm 1159730388
    • .

      and hes probably 100 times happier than you.

      By fucknicknames 1163641614
    • hehe you wrong

      this dudes got it all sorted out, life is good for him, are you that happy?

      By OWENISGOD! 1161458153
    • Nah

      He is not that happy and good as you think. Otherwise he wouldnt smoke to get high and out of the real life.

      By bjk1903 1162162766
    • maybe..

      maybe he does, and maybe he is living in a dream world where the only happiness comes from his spliff.. but do any of us really know any different?

      By fucknicknames 1163641747
    • How can you say ?

      This man's life is useless. He lives in paradise, smoke herb, no worries, no debts, no passport, no mortage, no stress, no Tesco's (he he), I'd swap my S**t for his any day.

      By wildlife 1161352889
    • How would you know?

      Judgmental and ignorant.

      By Vierotchka 1154175556
  • How many tours do you give per day?

    25. I have to say that made me smile.

    By gollum082073 1154098979
  • GO TO...

    Venlo, Holland near german border, there is a great cofee shop the "Oase Roots" recommended hehe

    By lysy1 1154077247
  • Too bad i dont smoke anymore

    Xasdingo moooon!!
    That guy is missing his Swift Raptor :D
    I must go Jamaica before I die

    By HaleftHaut 1154005684
  • lol

    lololol

    By Kuhn 1153966405
  • lol

    ncie one

    By Kuhn 1153966390
  • LOL

    Cool video HAHAHAHAHA

    By Kuhn 1153966376
  • Cool!

    Haaa Haaaa Haaaaaa haaaa Haaaaa
    Funny tourist guide,

    By Kuhn 1153966340
    • hahaa

      hahaaha

      By Kosovar 1154901053
  • ooh thats what i call,, Smokin

    Ganja son...
    just natural... from the motherland Jamaica..

    and nice F*** laugh I tell u that..
    ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

    By Massim0 1153716038
  • That was nice

    worth watching.

    By Zizou is best 1153711305
  • Man, that was so funny

    What's with that laugh, it was the most strange yet hilarious laugh ever.....

    Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff)
    Good god, I gotta take a lift: (lift)
    From reality I just cant drift; (drift)
    Thats why I am staying with this riff. (riff).........

    By Aguila05 1153685378
    • jah man

      bob marley song "easy skanking"it's called!

      By rastaweed 1153789505
    • .

      nuff respect..nuff respect...buck...buck

      By outland2442 1154552628
  • Haaaaaaaa

    What song is it???

    By puffe 1153675366
    • Bob Marley

      Easy Skanking.

      By Katoom 1153741434
  • JAMICA ROCKS LIKE COCONUTS!!

    Jamica rocks their so cool with their accent and laid back music. BOB MARLEY peace out!!

    By K3VINROX4EVER 1153657716
  • nice

    :)

    By acinvena 1153655488
  • Not that i am interested, but for the jo...

    really

    By drfox 1153650150
  • That's why they call it DOPE !!!!

    haaa
    haaa
    haaa

    By drfox 1153649687
  • HAA

    Haaa
    haaa
    haaa
    haaa..am i missing a ha?

    By King_Reaper 1153629723
    • .

      no....


      HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA- HACK! COUGH! WEEEZE!.....*thud*

      By IronWolf 1153637876
    • people in Jamaica are HAPPY

      does everyone there smoke?

      By frenchy66 1161306275
    • pay attention 2 da song he sings

      the bible says that god is always in pure sight now when u drift and want 2 leave reality u also leave god cuz weed is like a blind fold only the devel dont want u 2 see the truth. i know this my mom went to school in jamaica, and this song is really how they ask ur permission 2 smoke in front of u.

      By ladyCAT 1175928565
    • Interesting...

      http://sexidate.com

      By sexidate.com 1165323646
  • Nuff niceness agwang!!

    Men ! I love Jamican accent.

    By pafecktguy 1153627448
  • What a sad bunch....

    he's smoking grass, SO WHAT?

    By bbrown 1153625657
  • haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

    haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaa!
    can't help myself. i almost fell outta my chair... ( honestly ) this rasta blew me almost off ma chair.

    By inanim3 1153338626
  • OMG!

    hey like 2 high!!! lol...i love his laugh...its so funny...hehe. he does it like every 2 seconds. LOL!!

    By hehe hi threre 1153314514
    • sorry my friend

      that comment wasn't adressed to you,I don't know how it got there,guess the "critic" I sended to got filtered, again I'm sorry!peace

      By rastaweed 1154533299
    • well

      he has a job you idiot, he is a tourguide!!!dumb critic

      By rastaweed 1153350676
  • good man

    Don't you people know what this guy just did?? He's the first to actually get a smoke from a urinal butte--course it took a re-light, but, hey! HAAAA! HAAA!

    By skoo 1153196418
    • not a chance..

      this rasta can jus go to the pot fields and roll up a joint.. no way that was a urinal butte

      By fucknicknames 1163642574
  • watch this

    haaaaa aaaaa aaaaa haaaaa aaaaaa haaaaa aaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaa aa aaaa

    By ashramooz 1153087966
  • yeah man

    respect this rastafari

    btw: the loughing is cool .. and man ... I want to visit you during my next holidays

    By losmatzo 1152908025
  • ya man evry ting is irie

    respec to old ganga man

    By playme 1152729426
  • LMAO

    he sounds like jhonny cash HAAA HAAAA HAAA HAA i havent smokede weed since 3 months ago!!! damn i need to get some weed anyone holding?ill whack some1 for u.... HEHE JK...yea umm j..k

    By mr.MisFit 1154158113
  • .

    There is no such thing as a Jamaican "Tour Guide" if you ever go to Jamaica the person showing you around is just some dude from the street who is respected enough not to get all of you toursists rolled for you S**t .

    By Negative Creep 1153633235
  • now thats WEED!

    you know something, jamaicans smoke weed hardcore and nothing is wrong with them!
    they smoke pure bush man! its this chemicalised bullshit skunk thats been passed around in the west that F**ks up with people's heads!
    Trust me smoke the real stuff and there's no harm in it!
    respect to this guy, his laughing was HILARIOUS.
    great clip!

    By Mak10 1153626097
    • lol i know

      thats how my rasta friends in jamaica laugh sometimes when i'm around them, jamaican weed is the best and everything is natural homie. belive that JAH RASTA FOR I, EVER FAITHFUL! LOL

      By Ravinho(Official) 1157102137
  • jah man

    respec brotha!!!

    By rastaweed 1153321567
  • ay

    respec to di jamaicjans,
    dat rastaman iz teasin me coz i cnt get no smoke
    save save

    By Jyeamie 1153047089
    • Don worry, Mon

      every ting gon be airee cuz com holiday we be jammin to some gonjah rasta like, mon. All praise to Jah.

      By Krakr 1153284538
    • DUDE

      Its URIE LOL AND ITS GANJA. THATS HOW ITS SPELT.

      By Ravinho(Official) 1157101386
    • who cares

      Its obvious he was just having fun with the attempt at the vernacular. lighten up, mon

      By Cr0w 1157134163
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