Bottled Music

Mom always deserved a performance like that. Good show dude.

good video

good video

thats cool but i dont know how he does it with bottels

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

An old guy visits his Doctor for a checkup

The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."

The patient says, "Don't hold back, lay it on the line Doc. What's the bad news?"

"You have Alzheimer's disease."

"Good heavens! What's the good news?"

"You can go just go home and forget about it!"

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You should never be late for work because of anything to do with your computer. Try something more along the lines of

"I hit a deer and smashed my car" or
"my wife wanted a peice of ass".

I don't think your boss is going to go for

"I was watching clips on Metacafe.com I didn't like".

Damm !!

A long time ago when I worked for UPS I was late for work because I wanted to finish watching the movie that was on TV. I told my boss the truth when I finally got there and he just said, "Yeah, that's a good movie." But, that's the night shift for ya, a whole other breed. :)

Practiced in the streets of Montreal especially for the Letterman show.

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

This Scottish guy is sitting at the local pub and has a steering wheel attached to his "fly" (the zipper of his pants) and in walks 2 Americans.. They notice the Scottish guy with this steering wheel attached to his fly and it gets the better of them so they start laughing and pointing at the steering wheel and say.. " hey you idiot.. you have a steering wheel attached to your fly... ! " and the Scottish guy replies... " aye.. don't I know it..... and it's driving me nuts ... "

Swanie

What do you call 2 gay Scottish men??

Ben Doon

What do you call 2 gay Scottish men??

Ben doon and Phillup McCavity !!

A couple of friends have asked me to look after their hot air ballon business while they go away on holiday,?
what should i do, I'm worried that i'll let them down

but funny ! Tks for the laughs

Swanie

What's the difference between dark and hard?


It stays dark all night.

Swanie

Seems like it was probably a combination of skating speed and the placement of the bottles.

You just have to get the right tempo which is pretty easy, considering the tempo of that piece is not memorized by the crowd.

by the crowd, but certainly a very familiar classical piece...enough to know if he got it way wrong.

THAT TELLS YOU HOW MUCH WATER TO PUT IN A WINE BOTTLE AND HOW FAR APART THEY SHOULD BE TO CREATE CLASSICAL MASTERPIECES

What's it called and where can you get it?

the time u spend here each day could b better used on doing something usefull
so id take ur own advice if i were u

THAT TELLS YOU HOW MUCH FLUID TO PUT IN THE BOTTLES AND HOW FAR APART TO SPACE THEM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get over it already

how cool! it's all the same to me if someone used a computer program or not to do this. that was just plain cool.

at some point he had to keep his speed without moving his legs.. so he used those sticks to do so.

cool guy

put different amount of water in the bottles created the musical effects..
dbjr, don't say it's fake unless u r stupid

you couldn't do it!