By Wand Agency
I'll warn you ahead of time: I have a strange sense of humor, a lot of information that you may not see eye to shell with, and a bunch of things that I feel are just outright funny.
DISCLAIMER: Everything I do here is politically motivated. I am running for office after all. I love it when people talk about me, enjoy a few darts being thrown my way (don't worry, my shell is hard to crack), and will do almost anything to dance for public admiration.