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  • Updated: 24-Jul-07
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  • Added: 02-Aug-06

This is how you can tell that the United States has broken borders! Can't blame them everyone trying to get in the U.S these days.

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  • well mothefuckers!!

    i'm pretty sure all those mothefuckers whose been talking against illegal or mexican people, they coming from illegally people too, maybe they born here, but their parents came illegally to this country.
    i think the real american has been here for generations, but anyway this country is made it for illegals for hundred of years so, everybody has the right to live like a human being. it does not matter where ther coming from we are sons of the same GOD.

    By OH YEA!! 1154501895 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Ha Ha Ha

    very funny , good one by Jay Leno , lol

    By L F 1154486594 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • it's funny 4 me an I'm

    Mexican, it's true... the US as a nation has the right to protect and regulate their borders. what I don't agree is the abuse some border patrol agents and civil americans do to those who cross illegaly, sure, they don't ahve the right to be there, but they have the right to live and be treated as human beings. (again this doesn't happen with all americas, most are good people, but there are many many racists). Funny spoof

    NO MEXICANS=NO BURRITOS
    (gotta think that twice white ppl)

    By tulachkon 1154456329 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Real simple

      stay the hell out, they are breaking the law and will be treated as criminals, what the hell do you expect. They want to come here do it legally !!

      By archer1 1154487633 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Funny

    Nice clip. Its not meant to be offensive just funny/

    By Somebody??? 1154417849 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hahahaha

    This is funny...

    By who me? 1154392569 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    yeah... LOL that's it , bush is all about lot of laughts, the vid is nice :p

    By evantopo 1165046743 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i don't like racist motherfuckers!!!

    hey guys whatever you say against of hispanic people is bulshit nobody like them.

    but they do nothing wrong the only thing they do is
    work hard, more than the " AMERICANS"
    but the americans is a bunch of piece S**t , lazy mothefucka's
    i'm not hispanic but my workers they are the best if i hire a american they want too much money for less work.

    By OH YEA!! 1154776104 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • BS too generalized

      Moved to south Texas, my dad was a bigot, and hated all Mex's, Black's and any other color. I grew apart from that racial attitude thankfully. But, regardless of what your impression is, not all Mex's, or, any color, Cauc's included, can be summed up that way. I know White labor that's trash, Mex's that's Trash, Black's that are Trash, and Oriental's that are labor Trash. It's not the race, it's the parenting, and instilled values during the formative years, And yes, even with improper rearing, those instilled disabilities can be overcome.

      By MrMudMan 1154989135 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • bush so stupid and S**ks

    hahahhahhah funny funny i hate bush he is so stupid
    F**k him hehhehhe

    By ....loveeeeeee 1154545755 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Just wanna ask

    is it real or video edited?

    By constantine26 1154528628 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • now that's some funny S**t !!!

    he he he good comic moment.

    By soundwave751 1154504551 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • dont know about you!

    but I dont want to pay $5 US for a banana. Or more for a F**king wine botle. If this guys dont do the cutting,are you? Think about it,couse Blacks and Whites are not going to do it and I know you are not goint o to pay so much money for it ether. Imaging a black cutting oranges,you will pay more money for everything... including the tacos and burritos.

    By rojito 1154500285 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • WoW

    boring ......

    By lion >< 1154493244 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Mexican Power

    Arriba Mexico cabrones, pinches racistas roba-petroleo! Pero eso si cuando vienen a cancun desmadran todo y luego porque los matan

    By Mexican Power Cabron 1154482461 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • What?

    I am as red blooded as any American, I pride myself on being able to read and write english! However, I find it very difficult to understand what piston said under"HEY"!

    By Hotspot 1154429101 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hahaha

    Yes is true they're everywhere!

    By google1 1154391062 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • fuq u all

    fuq grin gos fuq mexicans , fuq u all , just stay far away in ur S**t part of the world out of europe. thats it!

    By evantopo 1165047852 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • please

    can anyone F**ks Bush? immediately!!!!!

    By LEE 7 1156720936 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 100% PRODUCTIVE LATIN´S

    YOU SON OF A TENNER!!! YOUR MOM WAS PUTTING COPPERS IN YOUR FATHERS ARSE AND PLAYING FOOTBALL TABLE IN HIS BALLS, WITH ME F**kING HER ARSE....THAT´s HOWYOU WERE MADE BITCH! HIJO DE PUTA!

    By AzmodanLS 1154581873 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This beaners stole my job.

    I was working last summer full time picking up cotton. I was making money you know, paying bills, going on dates, could afford gas prices etc. I also had a friend doing the same job as me. We both were getting paid about 8.50 to 9.00 dollars per hour. So everything was fine till July 16 2005, when this wetbacks showed up and were willing to do the job for 5.00 or 5.50 dollars per hour! So guess what happend next... I and my friend got fired from the job the next week and were left with no job and no money. I had to cancel my internet connection and i was really starting to miss metacafe and all the entertainment there is in here from this videos. Also the Air conditioner wasn't on that much and i was sweating my ass off! I was seeking and desperatly looking for revenge on this kind of people. I went around town and looked for jobs that i could do at the border. I finally got a job, but at first i started as a cook and waterman. I had to bring water and cook food for the border patrol agents watching the border. The next month and a half, i finally got by dream job and was working as a border patrol agent. So after i got the job my life started functioning again. As a border patrol agent i get to carry around a weapon. So know if i see any one coming through the border illegaly, they will be shot in the head so what happend to me will not happen to any other AMERICAN.
    THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    By google1 1154560069 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ‎google1

      You said, “So know if i see any one coming through the border illegally, they will be shot in the head so what happened to me will not happen to any other AMERICAN.”

      Now, let’s evaluate what happened to you. You state that you had a full time job picking cotton, which you lost to these people (let’s refer to them as “illegals”). Then, you state yatta this and yatta that. To summarize it: for being fired, you were motivated to work harder and wind up becoming a border patrol agent. If you had a choice right now, which would you choose, picking cotton or being a border patrol agent?

      The fact is that these illegals resulted in you losing your boring and not too high paying job. And, what did you do about it? You could have become a street bum or you could have become one of the many on welfare. But no, you fought, you worked harder, and you positioned yourself into a BETTER JOB. And, that’s great!

      You’ve come out much better for what happened to you but now you say that you want to shoot them so they will not do to other Americans what happened to you? So, you’re saying that you don’t want other Americans to better themselves? Think about what you have said.

      I agree 100% with your statement, “THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!” But, let’s not spread hatred and prejudice for that’s not the American way. Remember this:
      1) The illegals are only doing what your ancestors (unless you are full-blooded American Indian) did – came to a land of opportunity.
      2) If it wasn’t for the illegals, America wouldn’t need border patrol agents, and you wouldn’t have a job with them.
      3) Most of the jobs that the illegals take are jobs that most Americans don’t want.
      4) The Americans that do find themselves displaced as a result of illegals should take the mind-set that they now have an opportunity to do something better with their lives.

      google1, you sound like a good person and, instead of letting your circumstances keep you down, you fought and improved your lifestyle. This speaks volumes of your character. So, instead of feeling hatred toward illigals, show love, understand, and compassion for others.

      By Big Prick 1154636859 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • racism???

      well you must be a real racist. I have been working for 2 months in usa in chicago and i saw how the people treat the mexicans. It is so sad to see that they teat them like they are nothing!! First they treated the black people like S**t and now a new group: the mexicans!!! Well if you know a little about the history of america you should know that america belonged to the indians and I am sorry you pathetic guy but after 1492 when columbus discovered usa well all the scumbags from europe moved o the land that promisses a lot of money and a lot of S**t ! GOD BLESS THE EARTH EXCEPT AMERICA CAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE SCUMBAGS JUST LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT THE TERRORIST!!!!

      By frisidoro 1154613756 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Fris

      Hey ... well thats what the whole world was trying to say ... America and not all of it but most of it is all about racsim and stealing and killing ... etc ... it never was the land of democracy or civilization ... and now someone says the truth and you all know it ... the world would be muh better and lvivn in peace if it wasnt for greedy uncle sam ..hum hum ... more oil more money more power ...

      By inmate 1154617121 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • hahaha loser

      no one cares who stole your job, your too f u k i n g busy eating mCdonalds and raping your daughter you dumb as s Redneck, get over it. why dont you go back to the 5 plues countrys you came from You Human Mutt

      By 541-683-5202 1155078171 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • you`re getting things wrong

      its really a shame that you lost your job, but dont blame each and every mexican for it, dont stereotype an entire race when you only know two or three of them, thats what getting the world as bad as its getting T_T, and with that attitude, youre the kind of american that makes eceryone think all americans are allike you, think about it.

      By the mon kiren 1154573399 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • F**k

      i'm not gonna read it.

      By o9r123 1154565099 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wahw!!!

    are u proud of this F**king president?

    By pucuk 1154521816 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • People That Were Talking About U.N.

    There Still Is Clean Canada...The Clean Water(yours is filled with clourene) Nice People Beutiful Places.....And Most Of All British Columbia!!!!!! WHO-RAA!!!!

    By Mr. Royal Rumble 1154450875 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hey

    if we dont do the work who will not the black people all they wait in line for is for their welfare check. white people dont even know what they are doing all they good for is doing crack and telling people what to do.

    By Pison 1154402114 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wish

    GOD F**k AMERICA!!!!!

    By LEE 7 1156721072 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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