Hey Fat Boy-Original Song by Jeff and Adam

Another completely original song. We have nothing against fat people by the way. In fact, we're friends with them! Hope you enjoy it!

Lyrics:

Hey fat boy, lose some weight.
Hey fat boy, lose some weight.

When you walk down the street I
have to cover my mum's eyes.
Because you showin' off your massive beer belly,
and not only that, but you're so smelly!

Hey fat boy, lose some weight.
You jiggle and wobble and make earthquakes.
When you approach me, the ground shakes.
Hey fat boy, lose some weight.

You eat ten quarter-pounders a day,
That's enough to make your heart say,
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you."
Your arteries are clogged up with mystery meat.
And you're so fat that you'll never ever see
your feet
your feet... again

Hey fat boy, lose some weight.
You jiggle and wobble and make earthquakes
When you approach me, the ground shakes!
Hey fat boy, lose some weight.

(fat, fat, fat so fat... lard lard lard o' lard etc.)

Hey fat boy, lose some weight.
You jiggle and wobble and make earthquakes
When you approach me, the ground shakes
Hey fat boy, lose some weight.

Hey fat boy, get on a treadmill
Don't run me a mile, run me a few!!!