Bush And Blair's Answers On The Middle East

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Bush and Blair got asked a hard question yesterday at a press conference about Iran and Syria and the Situation in Isreal. Check out the answer they came up with.

  1. By: thekid
  2. Categories Comedy
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  4. Added :02-Aug-06
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  • fake

    but fun to watch it hahhahahaha

    By huwaawawawawawa 1154516886
    • I totally agree

      Tony Blair would never let himself look like a fool like that. He would have at least said

      "we have made our positions perfectly clear on Syria and Iran and we have nothing more to add at this stage"

      By karljt 1154524947
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      By Clear Ice 1157729315
    • Take it easy Guys!

      Whats with all the hatin? This is not the site for all this crap! Go take your seriousness somewhere else and dont hate all the people!!

      By schumiuygyugi 1155140449
    • why dont you

      go blow him off then

      By Denn 1154906705
    • yes me too

      hey you got it excatly right!

      how funny is that.

      By midgley 1154530898
    • Blair is Bush's lap dog

      The only thing worse than Bush the Braiindead is Tony the Phony.

      By professor yuks 1154530619
    • I'm english and

      I agree with you. Yo blair? what the F**k was that all about. I would have liked to see dubbya try and talk to old maggie thatcher like that, he would have been put in his place.

      By smiff 1154599856
    • HE DONT ANDERSTAND YOU

      YOU SHOULD SAY .. WOOF WOOF

      By candy man 1156802749
    • Harper is not any sharper..

      .

      By Swanie 1154541784
    • professor of what..

      your a F**king idiot. the last time I check america never had a king. so why does people think bush makes all the decision. he is the head of the military but can't give the go ahead to go to war. congress - which is the people do that. if this war is wrong then american iraqies, american iranian, american syrian, american whatever agreed to this war. so professor, shut the F**k up.

      By euro-peons; a-boot 1154714352
    • Who?

      Who controls congress? I heard it was industry.
      Americas the worlds largest arms exporter and oil user. hmmm

      By smiff 1154857369
    • ...

      um, what did anything you said have to do with what professor yuks said?

      By getoverit 1154838218
    • i've been watching

      ur comments , and we had so many rounds between us (ME AND YOU )
      i want to ask you a question !
      are you against or with muslims ?

      By Mr.MuFFiN 1154546482
    • I'm

      with Muslix with milk.

      By MystiCobra 1154572744
    • Bend over and show him your bun ...

      Then he can show you, Mr. Muffin.

      By MichaelS333 1155365159
    • ...

      I DONT CARE IF ITS EDITED BUSH IS A RETARD!!!

      By ZeFlea 1154732033
    • lol

      just funny...

      By UFOslava 1155581480
    • Ciegos

      Becerros sin cerebro

      By anguslash425 1154737694
    • fake yes

      you also forgot boooring

      By I dont think so 1186354316
    • way boooring

      fun?

      By I dont think so 1186354227
    • all of u pple are stuped

      both where staned like that bcz neither one of them knows the protocol, so neither one of them knows who should answer first

      By (OmarMadrid) 1157158561
    • Good Comment

      One more straight comment ... applauds!

      By Pass It On 1154852154
    • ...

      go to googletrends. com and type in the word 'F**k ' then select 'regions' and you'll get a good laugh

      By getoverit 1154751789
    • lol

      LMAO

      By Hit Woman 2006 1154678875
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      By Clear Ice 1157729277
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      By Clear Ice 1157729224
  • Subject: Rules of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

    The rules of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS when it comes to the Israeli-Arab conflict:

    Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first, and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called "retaliation".

    Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "terrorism"

    Rule # 3: Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians; this is called "self-defense", or these days "collateral damage".

    Rule # 4: When Israel kills too many civilians. The Western world calls for restraint. This is called the "reaction of the international community".

    Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2.

    Rule # 6: Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around 10000 to date, 300 of which are children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the magic word: "terrorism"

    Rule # 7: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by Syria and Iran"

    Rule # 8: When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not an equal conflict

    Rule # 9: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience of Fox TV.

    Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them Speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called "neutral journalism".

    Rule # 11: If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest opinion (isn't democracy wonderful?)

    By fh12345679 1155497919
    • //////////////

      you are the best.

      By lovely yemeni 1303333269
  • watch the new's ( JUW'S )

    you are LOSING .. the WAR .
    the LEBANISE are F**kING your CUNTRY and your faget ARMY ..C..A..N..NOT DO S**t HA HA HA , so the time came that ARABS ARE F**kING YOUR .. ASS's lol .HORAY HORAY .. bey bey ISRAEL ..
    weth love from all the arabs lol

    By take it all 1154622482
  • Arab Gurl

    How could that be an American president trust me for all you people out there who arent arabs iv been to ur places and met ur people and i wont lie they are really sweeet, i cant beleive a president who ovoisly is behind all the war around the world can't answer a simple question about that ..

    By Do0ody 1154530951
  • bravo bravo

    speaks a million words... or nothing at all. put more MCDO in region

    By Sulyapp 1154515582
  • IRAQ WILL BE FREE

    INSHALLAH

    By lovely yemeni 1303332978
  • Find a fun fling and get laid at FLINGS4

    By rozaliesoftballgirln 1191491278
  • stop lough

    thats not funny damit

    By the mark 1186229857
  • I love this guy

    I love this guy

    By keran 1180300572
  • the true raisons of the war

    www.moneyfiles.org/deruiter01.html

    By essai75 1175346147
  • The question ?

    What did the repoter ask ? i couldn't hear what he said

    By 1digitallove 1171723764
  • ha ha ha

    i remember watching this on cnn some months ago

    By R_10 1168271422
  • Why is it fake!?

    Why is it hard to believe that both dumbasses didnt answer the question cause seriously theyre dumbasses and theyve proved that alot those fuckin monkeys but they always find a way to amuse the world specially that dumb redneck! all rednecks should be ashamed that hes one of them hes too dumb to be the president of the most powerful country in the world he wrecked the damn country! well yeah that was funny peace!

    By Metalhead_666 1161829748
  • hahaha..

    tats funny..

    By neotokyo 1160907622
  • F**k offfffffffffffff !!!

    two little dolls are making them interesting, what for, life is short and u'll tell one day all the truth, so let's not make it so big !!

    By mimo_oggy 1160333718
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    please visit my new blog

    By Clear Ice 1157729299
  • i think its real

    i think the blair is getting bushe's stupidity because he hangs out with him alot

    By yousuf_yousuf_1988 1156722748
  • STUPID AMERICANS!!! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BL...

    I hate it when Europeans check off the USA as a stupid country just because we have a sh*t for brains president. I didnt vote for him but yet iggnorant foreigners think we all checked him in so we could go to war, which is untrue. Also, I am damn tired of most Europeans saying 9/11 was staged, seriosuly go to hell, if Bush set this sh*t up he would have never set foot on ground zero, hell, Hitler couldnt even stare his attrocites in the face,,,,,,,,,

    By Moji of the East 1156195457
  • wow...

    was it real? Anywayz Bush is evil, so that wouldn't surprise me

    By Mircea_Kitsune 1155746027
  • StupiD People Deserve To Die!

    StupiD People Deserve To Die! & Burn In Hell! Or They Will Turn All The World A Living Hell! Some Buddy Must Stop This Ediots

    By Rom3R 1155737286
  • Hahahaha

    very funny. aybe the guy who tells them the rights answers on the little mic in their ear went to do a large egg.

    By Fuzzlwuzzl 1155033452
  • again

    the 2 frogs :)

    By tom64 1154895227
  • YES, FAKE BUT I COULD SEE BUSH BEING LIK...

    DDDUUUHHHHH.

    By THE CRITIC 1154875108
  • obviously fake

    but still damn funny

    By yamom 1154874610
  • thats just sad

    they clearly edited it

    By sd2502 1154868108
  • far from fake

    this was show on the news so im pretty shur its real. Bush is a dumb-ass and blair....... .. .well... .....lets not get into him. Bush has started more hatred in this country than at anyother time. hes trying to make us scared and not ask questions about what is going on. Look back at the last 6 years. Hes hides behide his lapdog and doesnt show his true colors.

    Remember people shouldnt be afriad of there government, government should be afriad of there people

    By night of the old 1154866906
  • IT IS REALLY WHAT THEY ARE

    DUMP ASS HOLES

    By happy lisa 1154860966
  • bush is a dumbshit idiot

    but blair has very good speaking abilities... im sure u got his way out if that question

    By isra-judoka 1154734068
  • loool

    u are some fucken stubid people ..arabs now F**ks israel every day arabs kill israle army which it's sounds good and israel army he can only throw bombs on the kids and the old people ...next day we will see more people from israel are killed ....this land where they are live in it's belong to arabs ....and i think it's good for them to make there fucken S**t country in the fucken dirty US coz dirty people only live with dirty people in one dirty land

    By abmid 1154731522
  • bush and blair are

    The real terrorist

    By ZIX_AJ 1154691331
  • Well...

    Blair has to make an effort to look like a fool...
    Bush does it naturally...

    By max_headroom 1154686186
  • priceless

    absolutely priceless.

    and it was NOT EDITED AT ALL.

    By jimmy123 1154653554
  • Good Dog

    Bush to hes DOG Blair :
    good dogy .. good dogy .. get the bone ..

    By take it all 1154621624
  • Alright

    Lets get to the bottom of this , there are many issues being discussed here , so im going to post my point of view as breif as possible.
    1. The whole universe knows that Bush is a moron and idiot , since anyone who belives that God talks to him and that he is the chosen one then .. no hope ... that man is a useless case
    2. Balir .. Blair ... Blair ... ofcourse he is the US Goverment Laptop ... they say sit ... he sits ... they say stand ... he stands ...etc
    3.Yahwa ? hmmm heard about him from a christian friend of mine .. well you have your belifes and we have ours ... we belive in Allah and you belive in Yahwa so dont go on insluting other peoples belief and then at the end of the day come and accuse muslims of being the ones attacking other peoples beliefs
    4.The Jews may have been at some point of time Gods chosen ones ... BUT not anymore since he sent them many prophets and messengers who were dibelived and tortured and even killed ... now they are just the scum of the earth lving on innocent peoples blooad and the scent of death
    5. You think that Hizballah are gonna lose war ... well think agian ... Hizballah is backed up by Iran through Syria and so i hope and wish from the depth of my heart that Isreal would make this mistake and attack either Syria or Iran and then im certain 110 percent that Isreal is done for good ... i see the isrealis running like cowards and cows with disease to the shelters ... well we will see at the end
    6.The real and only terrorits that deserve such a naming are those who kill innocent people under the name of liberation , freedom , democracy and other false reasons ... yeah you know who i mean ... and those who comiited such and action deserve all what happened , and what is happeing and what will happen to them ...
    7. One last thing .. remember Abu Ghuraib in Iraq ... is this the democracy and freedom and liberation the the US has brought to Iraq ...? heeh ... well i think living under Saddams oppresion is better 10000 times than the current situatiion in Iraq ... at least the people knew were the oil was going

    By inmate 1154611733
    • thanks for stating the facts...

      as blatant and obvious as they are before us. Unfortunately these days ppl chose (I assume; dont think that many ppl can be stupid lol) to avoid reality.

      By ~GyPsY~ 1155481960
    • Whaaa????

      You think people realy read these long comments? Were not in a political website here, this is metacafe dude.. take it easy

      By schumiuygyugi 1155140597
    • Are you Brad Pitt rehearsing

      the sequel of 12 Monkeys?

      """""(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1154630575
  • cool

    that was class didnt think they woulkd say that

    By mckay1992 1154601328
  • Can't believe you have choosen these 2 m...

    No wonder the world is a havoc as it is now by these 2 f****** i****

    By soehod 1154600169
  • Ha ha ha very funny, there still two pla...

    Funny video!!! It's not funny there both still in power, and there allowed to get away with the things they get away with on a daily basis.

    By soundwave751 1154592174
  • i love thisso much

    cuz i hate bush! and if ANYONE LOVES BUSH OR BLAIR...they can go R**e a chicken ^-^ and die of not having any botox in ur fingers!! XD

    By edota 1154588600
  • Niice

    Good piece of editing there, couldve looked even more real without the laughs

    By wadaaap 1154581195
  • Mister and Master

    It seems to be idiot is contagious case, Blair catch it...lol

    By Ika_ 1154564689
  • The Warld LOVE you

    thank you BUSH thank you BLAIR .. I LOVE YOU ..SO PLS (DON'T KILL MY CHILDREN) PLS PLS PLS .. I WELL DO ANY THING YOU SAY .

    By take it all 1154563634
  • Yes we know it's fake

    If it was real they would have bullshitted their way around the question, thats what they do

    By archer1 1154560325
  • reall funny

    it shows the real realation between the divel and his servant

    By -=The PatrioT=- 1154558926
  • damn they r stupid

    ahahhhahahahhaah both r F**king stupid looooooooooool

    By ....loveeeeeee 1154546087
  • good answer

    Coz if u ask the animales the same Q i think they well looking around

    By _t_T_t_ 1154545866
    • fuckk off

      animal is better than both of them hahahhaah

      By panjheri boy 1154943941
  • hahahaha I loved it !

    That would be the best response to a media question yet.

    By Swanie 1154541697
  • a bunch of moron..hahhahah

    haha..i think dis gonna make the funniest press conference video ever.haha..i bet they both dunno what exactly happens in dis world aren't they? pity for u guys out there who having them as your p. ministers...long live EUROPE(minus england)

    By watever YALL 1154539035
  • guys come on ...

    it is very clear that the video is edited ... you know cut parts and paste others from the full length of the meeting ... please don't tell me that you believe it is true ... at least for 2 reasons, first the laughs of audience are from the show which aired this edited clip, and second if you watch the live CNN meeting you would know that this did not happen ...

    By mouradg 1154537716
  • Thats great

    nice editing job. I voted for bush but he is an idiot when it comes to speaking. Politics wise i have no idea. I think the war was a bad idea though. Should have been planned out better. I like Tony Blair why does that guy get such a bad rap? It would be cool if he was the president and bush was F**king up the UK.

    By Xydaine 1154535027
  • Not the broadcast I saw live, it is fak...

    funny though

    By drfox 1154533526
  • FAKE!!!!!!!!!

    its obviously not the real bush or the real blair

    By Marcizzle 1154528112
    • no...

      S**t ...

      By quids in 1154532998
    • l

      i keep looking at that clip - and because im gullable anyway id probably had believe that had bush not ended the way he did.

      a plausable try though

      By midgley 1154531224
  • F**k me

    shows that they are both dumb F**ks , and only puppets for higher ups that really control the nation.

    By rikyo 1154525218
    • your the dumb fuk

      you think you could do a better job? your the dumb F**k but the video was funny lol

      By justnutzs 1154529150
    • go F**k your self

      you are a simpleton, bush needs dummies like you to keep in office i am sure that you fucked up family would agree if you dad could stay off the little boys long enogh to think. you are one of the most fucked up people i have ever replied to and really do the world a favor and eat a bullet i can send you poor ass the money for the bullet, you dumb F**king waste of life. do something great make your mother proud and stop pimpimg out the old C**t you F**king ass-hole

      By rikyo 1154538674
  • Best Video about BUSH ever !!!!

    I have seen many vidoes about Bush , but they are all made up ....
    This is so REAL !!!!!

    go to www. frontsteps .com

    By The Malaysian Weapon 1154522620
  • I don get it

    Are they in Iran and Syria gov? why must they be so concerned

    By pafecktguy 1154521716
  • GOOD

    It is obviously fake but I liked it!

    By rorr 1154518964
    • Cheers

      The best comment ive seen ... peace!

      By Pass It On 1154851879
    • Indeed yours is the best comment I've se...

      Cheers. Pass it on .... Peace!

      By MichaelS333 1155094864
  • what they say??

    can u plz tell me what they say in the video

    By noixdecoco 1154511474
  • Fake

    I am sure it is fake, but won't be surprized if I was wrong.

    By JSRZX 1154511175
  • edited or not

    bush is still ****

    By FireBaby 1154508791
    • yep.

      typical.

      By Kenyan 1154518701
  • Haha

    LMAO!

    By Skillaz 1154507451
  • haha

    nice video

    By 6aaaf 1154488967
  • Hahaha ...

    LOL hehehe pefect.

    By needy 1154472005
  • Rofl!

    surely and edited video but as funny as hell !

    By Optimize 1154471773
  • Funny.

    Nicely done

    By flexboy 1165625224
  • THE STUPID TERRORISTS

    F**k THIS DOGS

    By mau mau 1164010062
  • this two clowns

    this is just tipical for these two clowns! They are Muppets of those who really rule the World! Aslong as they are "Leaders" there will never come any sense out of their mouth. Shame on these War loving Goverments!

    By MatrixIceman 1158007391
  • bothreally a fuckers!

    F**k the US! F**k the whiteDogs!

    By fuckBLAirfuckBUsh! 1156539611
  • dumb and dumber

    its like dumb and dumber.
    Both are world super terrorist

    By langau 1155184935
  • ahhah

    i think both of them fucked hahahahhaha

    By panjheri boy 1154668597
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