My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines

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My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines
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These aren't the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don't use these funny lines. They won't get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice.

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  • More rude pick up lines

    - Did someone thank you today?
    No, why?
    Because you make the U.S. a more beautiful place.

    - You have something on your ass? Oh wait, it's my eyes.

    - You're Holland right, can you teach me about cultural differences? (Holland has legal prostitution)

    By sibeal88 1263679825
  • Presenter:Hot girl with Lovely Cleavage

    Hell, I would take the hot presenter to a date!
    My best line is not a line but an action: look into your eyes and smile. The other S**t I say doesn't really make any sense. This works for me 100% of the times, and even brings me to approaches from the girl.

    By jack_robinson 1263310271
  • Rude / Worst Pick-up Lines??

    Sorry...when I posted my list of 15 items below, I forgot to mention that I've accumulated them over the years. These are somewhat more sophisticated than the ones we used years ago, but the act of getting slapped in the face by beautiful ladies has not changed at all!
    Enjoy...

    By Love the Ladies 1262911547
  • Rude / Worst Pick-up Lines??

    1. Smile. It’s the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips!
    2. All those curves…and me with no brakes!
    3. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning!
    4. I want to melt in your mouth…not in your hands!
    5. I miss my teddy bear…would you sleep with me?
    6. If you’ve lost your virginity…can I have the box it came in?
    7. Hi…I inherited 100 million dollars last month and my doctor says I have a weak heart.
    8. “Really like your peaches…want to shake your tree!”
    9. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow…should I call you or nudge you?
    10. Let’s go back to my place and get something straight between us!
    11. How about if we go behind that rock…and get a little boulder?
    12. Want to go halves in a baby?
    13. I’m no Fred Flintstone…but I can make your Bedrock!
    14. Are you religious…cause you’re the answer to my prayers!
    15. Stand back – I’m a doctor…you get an ambulance and I’ll loosen her clothes!

    By Love the Ladies 1262443034
  • Rude pickup line

    Give some of that P***y , I know you got it on ya.....I can smell it!

    By M1y4nothing 1262366121
  • pick up line

    sweetheart, I want to F**k start your skull

    By gators321 1257897278
  • pick up lines

    my dick just died can i bury it in your asshole?

    By moonzoon 1255784659
  • rude pick up line

    Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

    By dawidio 1251845056
  • Worst Pick up Line EVAR

    Hi, my name is _______
    Can I push up your stool?

    By T_dub 1251136810
  • The Missing Line

    Not sure how one can't be rude when the video subject is "My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines".

    With that in mind, my favorite line (that I've never had the nerve to use) is: I'm hard, are you wet?

    By Just Wandering By 1250559505
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