ALMOST MADE IT (To Hollywood)

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LYRICS: I'VE BEEN HEADING DOWN THE ROAD OF FAME AND FORTUNE FOR YEARS HAD MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME NOT TO MENTION A FEW BEERS SO MANY FANS I CAN'T NAME THEM ALL SO MANY TOMATOES THROWN MY WAY TOO ALONG WITH A SPLATTERING OF CHEERS TO COMPENSATE FOR EVERY BOO ALMOST MADE IT TO HOLLYWOOD AND I DON'T MEAN TO BITCH THE ROAD GOT BUMPY ALONG THE WAY AND I ENDED UP IN THE DITCH I KNOW I SOMETIMES SOUND BITTER BUT IT'S MAINLY BECAUSE I'M PISSED TAKE MY TROPHY FOR BRIGHTEST FUTURE STAR AND POUND IT WITH MY FIST IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE I WISH I HAD STAYED HOME IN THE LOVING ARM OF MY MOM (she only had one arm...) I FEEL SO USED UP NOW, NOT TO MENTION USELESS, PARAONOID, DELUSIONAL AND DUMB ALMOST MADE IT TO HOLLYWOOD AND I DON'T MEAN TO BITCH THE ROAD GOT BUMPY ALONG THE WAY AND I ENDED UP IN THE DITCH YOU ALL STAND THERE AND MOCK ME BUT ONE DAY I'LL HAVE MY OWN COMEDY SHOW I'M A COMEDIAN SO LAUGH ALL YOU WANT IT DOES GREAT THINGS FOR MY EGO GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD AND MY CHANCE AT FAME I'M NOT PLAYING THE "YOU SCRATCH MY BACK AND I'LL SCRATCH YOUR BACK" GAME OH LORD ALMIGHTY I BELIEVE I AM GOING INSANE ALL MY FUTURE DESIRES ARE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN THAT SCRATCH ON MY BACK HURTS A LOT....OH THE PAIN I SURE LOVE THAT BEATLES SONG "COME TOGETHER"....NOT TO MENTION PENNY LANE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN THINKING...WHEN IT POURS IT SURE DOES RAIN FROM RYTHMIN' ANYMORE I WILL REFRAIN... I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY UNDERWEAR GOT THAT STAIN MY FAVORITE ACTORS ARE CLINT EASTWOOD AND JOHN WAYNE I'M HUNGRY...LET'S GO OUT FOR SOME CHINESE FOOD..........I LOVE CHOW-MEIN FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I THINK I AM GETTING A MIGRAINE

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