Bob Noxious - Fuck off Santa [13+]

Music video for the Bob Noxious single 'Fuck Off Santa'

LYRICS:

FUCK OFF SANTA WORDS AND MUSIC BOB NOXIOUS:

Fuck off Santa written by Bob noxoius VERSE 1 Every Fucking Year, I hear the Reindeers Hooves, Landing on my tiles and fucking up me roof, but this year will be different, Ive set a gert big trap, as soon and shit face comes around he'll get a fucking slap... CHORUS Father Christmas is a Queer If he's not fucking men its Reindeer All the Children know you lies Youre in Disguise you eat mince pies You bearded twat, youre covered in Flies, FUCK OFF SANTA Get your Fucking act together!!!! VERSE 2 He was coming down the chimney when I caught him by surprise, I saw the fucking wanker nicking my mince pies, so I kicked him in the bollocks and broke up all his toys, he turned to me and gave a sigh, 'they're for the girls and boys' CHORUS Father Christmas is a Queer If he's not fucking men its Reindeer All the Children know you lies Youre in Disguise you eat mince pies You bearded twat, youre covered in Flies, FUCK OFF SANTA Breakdown: (BOB) What do you think youre doing in my house you big bearded bastard??, my kids think youre a twat!! (SANTA) But its Christmas (BOB) What did you say? (SANTA) Nothing (BOB) Go on, bugger off back to Lapland CHORUS REPEAT Father Christmas is a Queer If he's not fucking men its Reindeer All the Children know you lies Youre in Disguise you eat mince pies You bearded twat, youre covered in Flies, FUCK OFF SANTA (repeat) End (BOB) Go on bugger off back to Lapland you dirty yuletide Bastard..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WHERE'S ME FUCKING SHERRY LYRICS:VERSE 1 (Wheres me fucking Sherry, Written by BOB NOXIOUS) Santa clause, Santa clause, riding on his sleigh All the children tucked in bed, tomorrows' Christmas day But they dont know, they dont know, they dont know a thing As soon as he lands on your roof, this is what hell sing: CHORUS Wheres me fucking sherry? and who ate all the pies? Who told you I dont exist? its all a fucking lie! Im only here to fuck your mum and empty my big sack And when Ive finished shagging her you better mind your back VERSE 2 Santa clause, Santa clause, nice sack full of toys Hed rather be down the pub, making lots of noise But they dont know, they dont know, they dont know a thing As soon as he comes in your house This is what hell sing... CHORUS Wheres me fucking sherry? and who ate all the pies? Who told you I dont exist? its all a fucking lie! Im only here to fuck your mum and empty my big sack And when Ive finished shagging her you better mind your back (GTR SOLO) Santa Clause, Santa Clause, what a dirty guy Hell drink your Christmas Sherry down and eat up all your pies So, run away, lock the doors, when you see him land, Cause when you let him in your house , his cock is in his hand CHORUS REPEAT.. ho ho ho Merry Christmas!!
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