Twas The Night Before Christmas Ghetto Version [13+]

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poem was written by me 16 years ago in school when I was bored.
I really don't see why I ever got suspended but, you be the judge.
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I am really against sharing my work on sites like this with so many selfish
thievs who will claim it as their own sadly. But I am going to post the
poem anyways. Make sure you all appreciate it!

T'was The Night Before Christmas,
And All Through The House,

Everyone Felt Shity
Even The Mouse.

My Mother Was A Whore,
My Dad Was Smokin' Grass,

And I had Just Settle Down,
For A Nice Piece Of Ass.

Out On the Lawn,
I Heard Such A Clatter,

I Sprung From My Piece,
To See What Was The Matter.

Out On The Lawn,
I saw A Fat Hick,

I knew At That Moment,
It Must Be St.Nick.

He Came The Chimney
With A Thunderous Fart,

That Big Son-OF-A-Bitch,
Blew Our Chimney Apart.

In Our Stockings,
He Stuffed Pretzels & Beer,

And A Big Rubber Cock,
For mY Brother The Queer.

He Swore And He Cursed,
As He Moved Out Of sight,

Piss On You All,
And Enjoy The Rest Of Your
Fucked Up Night!