Smosh - Boxman's Christmas

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  • Added: 19-Dec-06

Boxman explains his feelings about the holiday season.

BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: by Lance Dean - this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at I hear about is christmas spirit
f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
christmas as a box sucks and i fear it
not this time, i'm not gonna be near it

i need to find a way to get away from it all
the mountains would probably be a good call
only snow and trees is what i recall
i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
last christmas my family came to spread cheer
they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
none of the presents were aimed to please me

so that's why christmas is spent by myself
no more santa and his f---ing elf
but now i've reached my destination
and i can have fun without hesitation

(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)

hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun
oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun

calm down guys, no need to fight
i can give ya'll some --- tonight
that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

just hurry up and get into our ride
there is even some free candy inside
hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing
and what are those box cutters you're bearing

it was your kind that changed our life, you see
our family we killed in a box factory
now we'll remove you from history
look over there, i think i see bruce lee

now you see the kind of crap i go through
but now i look at life with a different view
my faith in my family's been rebuilt
at least they won't try to get me killed

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Smosh - Boxman's Christmas

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  • Run boxman RUN!!!!! ...

    Run boxman RUN!!!!!!!!!

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  • lets do somethin ...

    lets do somethin tonight! MSG me on m.s.n. ID is in my profile.

    I just got done taking a shower! i just watched ur video while im naked! lol xD Ao

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  • ian's chorus is ...

    ian's chorus is funny

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    lol

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    lol i luv the song its soo funny

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  • you dumb ass they ...

    you dumb ass they have the lyrics on the more info bar

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    you dumb ass they have the lyrics on the more info bar

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    every one sub smosh

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  • you have bat well i ...

    you have bat well i have a gun

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    oh sh!t there's a wall!

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  • no no no i was ...

    no no no i was tryna have fun, oh you've got a bat but i have a gun! ClassicXD

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    where's the "shut up!"?

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  • (boxman / boxman's ...

    (boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)

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  • I'll tell you why I ...

    I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
    last christmas my family came to spread cheer
    they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
    none of the presents were aimed to please me

    so that's why christmas is spent by myself
    no more santa and his f---ing elf
    but now i've reached my destination
    and i can have fun without hesitation

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  • LYRICS: all I hear ...

    LYRICS:
    all I hear about is christmas spirit
    f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
    christmas as a box S**ks and i fear it
    not this time, i'm not gonna be near it

    i need to find a way to get away from it all
    the mountains would probably be a good call
    only snow and trees is what i recall
    i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall

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