Bird VS Fighter Jet

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It is not an even match, but guess who wins...

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Bird VS Fighter Jet

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Millions of dollars...
And all it takes is one hit from an Iraqi Pigeon Missle.
By Etna520 1157645370 Reply Spam [+14] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2043003~~
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- Get the F*ck out of Iraq
  you oil pillaging thieves, and pick on someone your own size.
  
  11th and 12th commandments;
  
  Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's oil.
  
  Though shalt not kill thy neighbour to steal thy neighbour's oil.
  By Ken from Dublin 1177634355 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1985287~~
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- yeah
  they spend $10 dollars to have an unmanned stealth bird to kamikazi vs the u.s.
  By Soldatik 1157730154 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1849731~~
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- funny
  one of the funniest comments that i have read....i still can't stop laugh.
  By Paras99 1157713166 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1694522~~
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- weird
  that they test the engines of passenger planes that it can withstand birds yet they dont do it for jet planes, which i think are more expensive (correct me if am rong) but then again the passenger plane has passengers which are priceless
  By o0-o-0o 1157677399 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2148887~~
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- and all that precious luggage!!
  /
  By link- 1157738333 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~715556~~
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- HEY
  What's so funny?
  By saddamhussein 1157673454 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2503211~~
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- SIMULATION?
  or for real?
  By boyet99 1157664744 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1385285~~
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- that was real
  if it was a simulation, they would have said "drill, eject eject eject"
  By Carper 1157666201 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~417947~~
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- lol
  dude,it's not mastrubation....
  By ObR 1157690013 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2428208~~
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- no... it's not...
  how the hell do you get masturbate from that? the sperm say, "ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate" rather than "eject eject eject"... am I right?
  By Carper 1157700036 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~417947~~
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- No
  you're wrong, unless your sperm actually speak to you.
  By dirty balls 1157739745 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1954816~~
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- THINK
  ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME YOU FLY
  By awoi yob 1157661547 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1198298~~
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The bird did the ultimate sacrifice
Now the bird will go to camel heaven and enjoy his 10,000 virgins.
By Dtitilator 1157737074 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1371100~~
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even funnier..
..would be seeing the BIRD eject before it hit that jet engine... if only.
By jserrat 1157680430 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2472772~~
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The trainer of this bird
is currently being held at Guantanamo
By tokarfi 1157667290 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2500756~~
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Oh man...
my taxes!!!
By linesman 1157665984 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2127088~~
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F_ck birds
Don't they realize that they must share the skies. They should've made flying wood chippers to eradicate these hazardous pests.
By Dtitilator 1157657737 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1371100~~
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- they do...
  the human was operating one for a couple minutes...heh
  By trail 1157753394 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1162131~~
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Well im sure the bird didnt win either, ...
At least the pilots ejected. It just a very expensive way to reduce the bird population
By scrapolgist 1157652079 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1918626~~
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- haha
  that was good
  By laki55 1157666738 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1973264~~
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Get out of Iraq
you oil pillaging thieves and war criminals, pick on someone your own size.

11th and 12th commandments;

Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's oil.

Though shalt not kill thy neighbour to steal thy neighbour's oil.
By Ken from Dublin 1177634495 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1985287~~
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its nothin but a waste of my megabytes
whats wrong with u people?
By adhudehyde 1158259502 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2479150~~
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i asked this question last time this cli...
and nobody answered ..... a plane with no engine is still a glider. why couldn't they bring it down gently on the grass? the voice announcement said "gear not down" but it doesn't take long. no i'm not a pilot. if i was, maybe i would know the answer.
By harvestmouse 1157977482 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1954495~~
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- i don't know wich kind of plane is that,...
  fighter jets don't glide.. they need their engines running so they can get enough speed for the aerodinamics of the plane to work..
  By ErvaX 1158021514 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1996174~~
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- thank you
  x
  By harvestmouse 1158079440 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1954495~~
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- FIGHTER JETS
  ARE TOO HEAVY TO GLIDE.IF YOU STOP THE JET ENGINES, THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM AN ANVIL DROPPED FROM THE SKY. GLIDERS ARE MADE OF ULTRA-LIGHT MATERIALS SO THEY CAN GLIDE ON THE POWER OF THE WIND.
  By boyet99 1158150916 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1385285~~
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haha
no wonder they couldnt find bin laden they were chasing a bird
By K3VINROX4EVER 1157861938 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1977738~~
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KOOL
this is what jet pilots do in their spare time chase birds lol
By K3VINROX4EVER 1157861903 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1977738~~
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can't believe it happened twice
i saw this video about a month ago on metacafe. i thought at least this time they might manage to swerve round the bird, but no, they hit it again.
By harvestmouse 1157834855 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1954495~~
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LOL
i think that bird was suicide warior of holly army of jihad
By Melkinstein 1157719283 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2223673~~
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What it is
This is a clip of an F-16 that had a bird fly down its Intake. although a bird will sezie up and stall an fighter engine.... you could throw a soda can down a large jet liner and the sucker would still run... just not as effectively
By Urple 1157681492 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2439497~~
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it didnt
look like the guy ejected
By irishnicko 1157677308 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2504287~~
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kamikaze bird
it's a kamikaze terrorist bird. we must attack the country he's from or something.
By akutou 1157670877 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2137858~~
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This is a CT-115 Hawk
THis happened a few years Back at a Nato Flight Training Center, Moose Jaw Canada. Funny thing to note is after they decide to eject, they tell the tower they were "ejecting to the North" and tower came back (with nobody left in the plane) "Copy you're breaking out to the north," which means that they were leaving the circuit. Gives us pilots a laugh :P
By Westov 1157668268 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2501152~~
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i didnt see no bird
By clombianito 1157659473 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2497055~~
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terrorist bird
terrorist bird
By humz 1157693787 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1776213~~
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engin failue....
O_o
By Coldsteel 1157657912 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2205704~~
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sucide
it was a sucidal bird :)
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- Yeah!
  A kamikaze from WWII possesed the bird and P0WN that jet!1! The japanese fighting spirit is something that we should reckon with....
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