New Bike

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I'm not sure if I should cry from laughter or just cry for that new bike.

  1. By: Tomas_CZ
  2. Categories Comedy, Wheels & Wings
  3. Views 697,004
  4. Added :03-Sep-06
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  • Just noticed

    he's on a Honda, pulling away from a Yamaha store/office. bet they had a good laugh about it too.

    By dont believe a word 1157069032
    • LOL

      At least he had his cool leather on to protect him. It's like he knew that was going to happen.

      By hpguy 1157085167
    • no

      no

      By jetrink 1157529679
    • hahaha

      that's honda 929 RR could be 2000 or 2001 i dont know but that's what i call ..you dont know wha t you have between your eggs

      By Rage_one 1157341584
    • That is Honda store...

      Yamaha is written in silver... Honda in red

      By Supermanexists 1164047245
    • He is...

      Outside a yamaha store! not honda!

      By fuckgame 1157743996
  • WHAT THE???

    THE GUY NEEDS TO GO HONE AND LEARN HOW TO RIDE HIS WOMAN BEFORE HE RIDES A BIKE

    By stevenA 1157718007
  • Epic

    This happens a lot.

    By Celiktaban 1234961068
  • LMAO

    haha

    By rrd&co 1196445287
  • Happens a lot

    Seen this happen all the time when I was at Yamaha.

    Noob buys a Rocket and never gets 20 meters away. Got to love it. Keeps them off the road before they get killed or someone else does!

    By Wizz Racer 1180821785
  • hahaha

    the stupidest people live in the world. He doesnt deserve that bike. yah and no helmet too. HE IS A STUPID IDIOT. LOL

    By crazyboutford 1166564753
  • ouch...

    I'm not laughing. It hurt me to watch it.

    For more funny videos. Do a search for [funniest video lane] on
    http://google.com cut and paste everything in brackets.

    By iggyooh 1165776660
  • at least...

    HES ON A HONDA!

    By crshippee 1165611833
  • I think..

    The Yamaha store owner did it on purpose: «Curse you, Honda!! Curse you»!! Bang!! End of history!! xD

    By Zukinha 1164206857
  • lol

    hahahaha

    By achikapawoh 1163721695
  • DUMBBBBBB

    ASSSSSSSSSSS

    By CHIKINHAULER 1163638061
  • Frame Sliders!

    FTW!

    By OOBER WASTE OF TIME 1163533642
  • bike rider

    another stupid english.....

    By stan_da_man 1162681979
  • THATS WHY!!!

    That is the reason the life expectancy of a person goes down to two weeks after they get a motorcycle.

    By spanky doodle 1161320632
  • high side

    the rear wheel lost traction because he gave it too much throttle. His mistake was shutting the throttle off too fast while leant over, which let the rear tyre grip too fast, the bike straightens up very quickly thereby throwing the rider over the 'high side' of the bike. If he had just eased off it a little, he would have had more control and probably saved it. Poor throttle control was what did for him, not leaning the wrong way!

    By son of rage and love 1157540686
    • Being a Noob did him in!

      Not Throttle Control, Braking or Leaning!

      This guy needs to buy a dirt bike and destroy it first!

      By Wizz Racer 1180821964
  • Hey, Babe ... Wanna go for a ride?!!

    No? ... Well how about a little slide?!!

    By MichaelS333 1157429823
  • what do you think he was attempting?

    i think he was trying to take off but slid on new tires and cobblestones,the tire slid a bit then hit the curb then it was over.tough shjt!

    By barfy 1157364347
  • Lucky

    ...he wasnt going any fast and didn't hit his head (no helmet *tisk tisk*)

    By PX 1157353437
  • yippiiii

    he's the king

    By germy 1157348009
  • Thats what happen...

    When you try to look powerful... Dumbass

    By Chemalito 1157332799
    • AH HA!!

      DUMB ASS...IM UNDER 20 AND IVE NEVER LAID ONE OVER...WHAT A MORON

      By veedub man 1157334255
  • dumbass!!!

    thats what u get when u try and show off!!!lmao!!!!

    By lostsaiyan 1157323682
  • SQUID

    That ladies and gents is a SQUID!

    By GEEWIZ 1157302351
  • Here's the recipe (just practice a bit, ...

    1 - Show off to some camera dude - even though you have absolutely no idea what you're doing.
    2 - Panic when the back wheels naturally skid a bit on the concrete pavers.
    3 - Finish the job by breaking heavily and therefore locking the front wheels!

    Just pay attention to the break lights if you don't believe me.
    A really sweet'n sour clip man...
    *sigh*

    By norwice 1157297725
  • No it was not set up

    That bike handled exactly like it should of on the pavement.
    He didnt fall off because the rear tyre had no traction

    By hxr400 1157282040
  • hero's

    nothing cheers me up more than to see some bike hero prang whilst not wearing a helmut, pity he had not whacked his head a bit harder, coulda made ogrish, ha ha

    By ozhole 1157272640
  • drift

    haha he watched a lil too much tokyo drift ;P

    By Styles123 1157267818
  • ok,he fucked up....

    but your not a motorbike expert when you're born. you have to practice, and that's what he did,
    but yeah: he S**ks for the moment.

    By strange little guy 1157266030
  • How do they figure this is funny?

    It looks more like a disaster to me.

    By McTex 1157263112
  • OOOPS!!

    Hahaha ...ooops...

    By Ver0 1157252100
  • guai lou hahahaha

    diaorang tak faham.. haha guai lou bodoh! haha HAHA

    By niggawhurttt 1157145400
  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    What a prick

    By IT MAN JOHN 1157139985
  • apa,what,wat?

    a indonesian with a computer ha ha ,saja kila! ha ha thats a good one! greetings from holland! ha ha ha

    By general noise 1157133799
  • apa? wat? what?

    A indonesian a computer

    By general noise 1157133183
  • Buahahahaha.....

    as we say in Indonesia

    Blo'on!!....

    By niruchi 1157116148
  • Guy was set up !!

    Someone must have sprayed silicone spray on his rear tire.

    Probably some jerk who saw it was a Honda in front of a Yamaha Shop ??

    By Hooks 1157108809
    • No it was not set up

      That bike handled exactly like it should of on the pavement.
      He didnt fall off because the rear tyre had no traction

      By hxr400 1157281989
  • what an idiot.....

    poor bike.....

    By bypasser 1157100759
  • Dobry kokot

    to teda je.

    By Ringox 1157099835
  • guai lou bodoh

    orang putih memang stupid

    By anak lim 1157078610
    • you can

      say that again.

      By OWENISGOD! 1157295181
    • eh, anak lim

      pls dun say stupid things on d net, malukan ur country only.
      nothing good to say dun say. ok? who r u to call ppl stupid?

      By jack jet 1157288020
    • you must be

      the guy in the video

      By canucksrock 1157310349
    • u changed my life with ur comment

      ima become a buddinst now..

      By DoggyStyle 1157272072
    • yup

      can't agree more.. =)

      By quan_do 1157095304
  • wow!

    what a pro!

    By Cerebrate 1157074981
  • Such A DipshitLOSER

    and a waste of a bike

    By dont believe a word 1157068918
  • ha ha ha

    loooooooool

    By snoky 1157063902
  • Stupid skill

    Stupid skill doing by stupid man

    By typejelah 1157051735
  • e moj bajo

    Srbin li si ?

    By Kikinmoma 1157042751
  • totaly OWNED

    thats weak

    By jackie chan2 1157040089
  • PUT HELMET ALWAYS

    SAVE YOUR HEAD...
    consequences: neurological injiury, face damages
    Put helmet

    By Speakin_spartan 1157039619
  • new bike!

    no driving license!

    By giggler 1157663041
  • PANSY

    Another DICKHEAD who thinks riding a bike is easy. He should leave the horsepower to REAL MEN, and stick to 125cc.

    By kingfiiisher 1157468825
  • fakefakefake

    fake, fake, fake, fake, fake

    By Matt 1 1157463019
  • 2 much

    you get a dickhead, put him on a decent bike, then he can't even squirt a bit of power on without falling off!!! he should do us all a favour and get a "bus pass" knob isn't wearing a helmet coz his head is made of wood.

    By sixsixsix 1157306490
  • S**k pus..

    you idiot!!

    By dickflop 1157292103
  • new tires

    was parafined ....:(

    By bricedenice 1157287183
  • That Was Awesome,

    A Perfect Ending For Joe Cool,

    By CARSON2 1157274463
  • You know what he was thinking...

    You know as he left that shop he was thinking to himself
    "Oh yeah! I'm one bad-ass mofo!". Who was filming? His wife?

    By hEr0 1157263412
  • He was trying to show off

    LOLZ!!!!!!

    By Coldsteel 1157133514
  • dum ass

    should have stayed on the throttle and rode out the x-up until the bike was upright and slowed. Rear can be turning 10k rpm but when you let off the throttle the bike better be standing straight up and you be prepared to go in the direction it is pointed

    By 03zx7r 1157084941
    • What ever

      "should have stayed on the throttle and rode out the x-up" Boy you fell out the retarted tree and hit every branch on the way down didn't you. There's no way he could have pulled out of that. He wound it up to fast as he was turning. Learn to ride before you talk.

      By Sean69 1157276886
    • dumass

      maybe you could should us how to do it, don't forget the vid

      By ozhole 1157272765
    • complete ass

      complete ass

      By sabrina1 1157562217
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