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This guy throws a grenade in the water after pulling its pin and almost doesn't make it away in time.
- Categories: Comedy, News & Events
Idiot Almost Died
- F**king idiot..
that's not the right way 2 throw a GRANADE!!
By koby_abbas 1157646840 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
wat a jackass.."can I pull it out with my teeth..?"
why don't you swollow it after you do that..1176814- 0
- HAHAHAHHAHAH
SO FUNNY ... yes ...did u guys see thats he was going to dive after it to before that nice old dark man helped him HAHHA... such an idiot...
By Armin Ch 1167796876 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3801641 - 1
- I agree.
He's doing one of the manliest, macho things in the world and the pin break scares this little bitch. He ends up either dropping it or throwing it like a P***y What an ass!
By hEr0 1157854942 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1994634 - 1
this is what too much counter strike does to idiots - they think they will re-spawn if they blow up
By Evil Porno Dude 1157708410 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
He must be in guinness as "The dummest SOAB"...
By Pinto69 1157648861 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- If he's a guinness
wouldn't that make him a pint of beer? Huh genius, sorry I just couldn't resist ;=)
By Rugger 1157654278 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove947922 - 1
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he must in IN guinness, you know ?? its like a book ?
By timmynl 1157747217 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2455540 - 2
Genius
By PHANTOM LOADER 1157669803 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWith Google at your FINGERTIPS, there is no reason to spell ANYTHING so incorrectly.
"Guinness Book of World Records"
PLUS its already spelled correctly twice ahead of you...and at least one of them was there before your comment.
Actually, there isn't an A in S.O.B.
By TheUSB 1157684242 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe expression is: son of A bitch, isn't it, so SOAB is right too! bitch go and jerk off on ur mommy
By duuuuude 1157718195 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea perfect example of why our world is deteriorating. People can't take a joke...
By TheUSB 1157746507 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIf that was a common frag grenade, say the M67 for example. Their effective damage range is 15 metres, so that guy would have been killed or badly injured if it wasnt in the water.
By Kilik 1157668158 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
[...] but seriously... what an effin idiot!!!
what the hell was he thinking???!
no actually id prefer it if hesurvived but lost both arms or his legs or maybe BOTH!! instead to remind him of his mindblowing stupidity
what an ***hole!
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play with boobies then post it on metacafe....
By nvidia888 1158177331 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
funny... i wonder how it would be to hunt with a grenade =P. not only kill like 5 deer but also all the squirrels and birds in the surrounding area =D
By Skulllad 1190247527 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
He's seen way too many movies, good chance that you would break a couple teeth out before you got the pin out of that grenade. I've thrown a couple live grenades, and those pins do not come out easily.
What an Idiot
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Against playing with grenades if you're retarded?
By CaptainXanax 1160348563 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
that grenade was weak
By Streetracer3650 1158593425 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
wf do u mean almost died?... wdf do u mean almost didnt make it?... wastye of my fcking time..
By idiot_hole 1158091210 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Idiots like that should have a grenade shoved straight up their ass!!!
By blackholeslidingfung 1157732296 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
where the fuckin F**k did that guy get that grenade?
By duuuuude 1157718272 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
the guy has no fault, don't judge him, he isn't to blame because he doesn't know how to react, how many grenades have any of you handeled? The real stupid irresponsable idiot is the person that gave him the grenade.
By macabroo 1157712997 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
America needs those grenades!!!!! What do you think you're doing??? Grenades don't grow on trees you know!!
By PlinyTheModern 1157709989 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
The numbskull just stood there mesmerized.
By bentan 1157708047 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
see i told u, u red necks are such a Idiot with no brain, doing things without using the brain to think!!! so unlucky he wasn't killed
By getAlife 1157690194 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- First of all...
He wasn't a redneck. The redneck accent is much more pronounced.
By Number One Dad 1158096302 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
Second of all, its either "You rednecks are such idiots without brains" or "You are a redneck idiot without a brain." Make sure your subject and object agree in number.
Finally, piss off. Wishing people dead is a sure sign of being a wanker.
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That was the biggest idiot I have ever seen and I have seen many. Even when he got pushed away, he did'nt get it. It was a handgrenate you moroon, people get killed by it! Beep Beep, GO BACK TO START and get ready for kindergarten again.
By Jepp Jepp 1157689004 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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Where did he get a grenade
By Scuzzy5005 1157684059 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
this guy isnt smart but, the first pop you heard scared him, and made him drop the grenade, he didnt just chuck it straight down and thought hmmm cool.. the first pop scared him and he dropped it, then the adrenaline in his body froze him from being able to move because of what just happened. luckily he had a guy helping him get his legs moving..
By Soldatik 1157680909 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
If the guy in white shirt didnt pull him out, he would be dead meat
By funnydonky 1157680234 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
ya its funny you droped the granade ya its so funny all fun and games well isint sofunny when it blows ur face off
By benman23 1157677905 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hats off to the bloke in the white shirt for realising the danger and getting the wooden head out the way, top man
By the egg 1157672432 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Being stupid can be dangerous. After that I think he needed to change his underwear... xD
By Nimu - mx 1157665498 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
That fuckin P***y has a reaction time of a seven year ol'itch he was in so much disbelief of what was about to happen i would of laughed harder if he would of been hit by some shrapenal. Fuckin Civilians
By infman12 1157659581 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- LMAO
'fuckin civilians' haha real funny! good job
By duuuuude 1157718546 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1292511 - 1
Ok... I'll take you to a place where you can play with dynamite and I'll even film it... but don't do anything dangerous, that's not even cool. (Duh)
By Etna520 1157644569 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
he is really dumb!
By german16 1157415436 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
WHAT A STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!
By hahaah 1157390219 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
WTF was that??
By Zoooooooo0Z 1157388117 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
That grenade could do damage but it couldn't have killed him. What kills people with grenades is not the explosion its the tiny sharp pieces of metal that are chambered in the grenade and is shot out durring the explosion in all different directions that injures people causing them to severly bleed to death
By Styles123 1157684742 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- NO S**t
if anyone didn't know this yet, then F**k U U DUMB BITCH
By duuuuude 1157718406 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1292511 - 1
i know, ill just stand here!!!!!
By duncd 1157670708 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Why didnt that C**t put the grenade up his arse???
By wiseman66 1157667992 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
???????? ???????
By Coldsteel 1157655377 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- cookoff
thats the ignition source (fuse) starting to burn once the spoon is freed by the pin. that ping you hear is the hammer hitting the fuse and the spoon flying off.
By DiX0n 1176877068 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove5088372 - 1
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