Car Owns Man

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This dude tries to jump over a car, but the car ends up owning him. He looks like an idiot.

Categories: Comedy, Wheels & Wings
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Car Owns Man

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Yet another idiot...
...that we can laugh at, sort of. On second thought, it wasn't even very funny. Stupid yes, funny, no.
By jserrat 1157500703 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2472772~~
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- WTF,another dumb fuk
  dumb fuck ALERT!
  By Code_2025 1157595445 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1592635~~
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- shitty video
  same here.....this is so dumb like retard golf
  By dirt420 1157521031 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1457180~~
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- its ok
  the ground broke his fall
  By im black 1157944648 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2158746~~
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- Yeah man, pre-owned car owned man and he...
  Low mileage and new tires though! Come on down to "Slippity Pre-Owned Auto"!
  By MichaelS333 1157760586 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~592874~~
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- hehh
  it was so stupid.... that I think it was funny... what a shithead!!:D
  By Jezul 1157664615 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1633980~~
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- htuhtyhfy
  hh yh
  By ?.LKL 1157571965 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2465679~~
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Hmmmmmmm
The car owns him. Another brilliant three year old statement.
By Pocow 1157578614 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2401632~~
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- Yes, it was pre-owned ... not used!
  XOX!
  By MichaelS333 1157759877 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~592874~~
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next time
use Nike
By xscience 1157480595 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1907107~~
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WHY DO THE CAMERAMEN NEVER
CAPTURE THE BEST PARTS?!?!?
By KilluaZaoldyeck 1157456773 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1894822~~
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Hmmm....
Mr. Show Off....
By coolbabe 1157542965 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1616167~~
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Stupid guy
This is stupid. That guy is very stupid. LOL
By watcher1 1157530960 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2232308~~
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gran salto
penso mucho para hacer esa estupÃƒÂ¬des
By SHADOM2164 1157508808 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1477919~~
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stupid..
stupid punk...
what the hell did he trying to prove? that he can get his head splat open against the aspalt?
By niruchi 1157496186 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2159341~~
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sadly
surely the guy died... he broke his neck...
By kajmak 1157488248 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1044585~~
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- ... and balls
  hard
  By duuuuude 1157718841 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1292511~~
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pissed myself
laughing at that silly twat
By Sparks59 1157466247 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1609054~~
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yes very smart
jump over a car on a rainy day...stupid
By FlUoNlNY 1157463297 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1169114~~
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I think the asphalt "owned" hi...
and his broken neck..
By Swanie 1158098401 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~397471~~
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It could have been worse
what if the sun roof was completley open
By Aaron_uk 1158057912 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~370667~~
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PRAT
dick head
By Alanbm 1158052996 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1018052~~
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Damn!
Title Of this post, says it all.
By JaxonvilleJojo 1157943511 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2451580~~
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;))
Caution: Fucker try to break his neck ( i`m RazvY from romania...nice to meet ya allz)

By NoNmae 1157921447 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2513816~~
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hahahahahahaha
What a fucking idiot
By Laughing_Boy 1157913794 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2310044~~
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someone help me
what do they mean when they say own
By joelllllll 1157835449 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1571300~~
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good job
keep jumping like a monkey lol
By southern_wing2007 1157816804 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2488384~~
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that is
Idiots go Idiot way, Even if he pass over the car who gonna give him a prize?? Yahhhh now he passed and he got a prize for remember whole life.
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haha
dumbass
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cam cibai
mengong
By naz2222 1157740768 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2480827~~
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I have no sympathy for this wanker
I just hope the car was not damaged
By Stains 1157730225 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~895208~~
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they dont run for there friend they just...
..
By Bloody Gir 1157680871 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1695792~~
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Dork!
I'd be too ashamed to submit this. What an idiot.
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- idiot
  who is the idiot? The one who jumped over the car or the one who have submitted it? ...besides maybe he is stunt man beginner :-)
  By chemic 1157696925 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1678725~~
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bod
is it me or does this geezer say bod, bod bod bod
By mogster9999 1157666385 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1585364~~
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Scorpion Face Plant
He almost won a darwin award. Too bad maybe he'll try again.
By goofy foot 1157608397 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1208910~~
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I love the way that
he just landed on his head after a good 8 foot fall and they just casually stroll over like nothing happened lol
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- fuck nothing happened!!
  this dude must have broken a tooth or two, or had a terrible scar on his face... he is a total idiot
  By a!a 1157519295 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~494266~~
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stange?
.

By ringu2 1157461525 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1578692~~
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?
?

By ringu2 1157461499 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1578692~~
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Slow Motion?
I would love to see this in slow motion.
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- slow motion
  You can. Right click while viewing clip and click on speed.
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a kiss
he just want to kiss the floor
By blackdeath_f40 1158410996 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2599478~~
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BLOODY???!!!
shit..is that blood when he falls?!!(from his head)look closley!!!
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- "Look Closely"? --Take your ow...
  The red stain was already painted onto the asphalt,; just to fool jerks like you!
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Interesting...
.. this clip didn't involve any screaming. They just put down the camera and rather slowly approached the smashed head guy.... that's what i call good friends.
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if you pause while he does the split...
you can actually see his balls break! lol
By duuuuude 1157718708 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1292511~~
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zdravim
su tu nejaky slovaci kurva??ozvite sa!!
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slovakia
this video is from Slovakia
By leito88 1157559529 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2480241~~
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Once again people!
Do you really think your extensive grasp on current vocabulary useage is what we all should go by, Its funny to see people get so outraged by a word, I mean really you dont think back in the day the first person that said "groovey", "far out man", or "chilling", read a dictionary first to make sure it would be a coner stone for conversations to come? FO shizzel my nizzel!
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Cocot !
nothing else
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