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DEAR,FRIEND

Before i introduce myself to you, i pray to allmighty God let this letter meet you in a happy mood.i am Mrs. Susan johnson , the widow of late Japhet Johnson Jr film actor and former presidential candidate in philippine.

My late husband suffered a serious stroke that lead to his death when he was in detaintion, and all his properties and accounts in america and philipine was seized including my own as his wife, by his presidential opponent Gloria Macapagal Arroyo who later won the election and became the president of philippine.

But my late husband exucuted many international deals and as international film actor he was a self made millionaire, but before he contested the presidential election he secretly deposited a trunk box containg a sum of ($18,000,000.USD ) eighteen million united states of american dollars in security company abroad which nobody and his political associates did not know about it, expect me his wife.

Beacause of my too much suffering with my two little children, and i am also left with nothing and the government agents are monitering my life and movements everywere, i now decided to contact you as God fearing someone who will help me retrieve the money from the security company abroad beacause this is my last hope in life with my two little children, and their future so as a widow God want to use you to help me retrieve out the money out of the security company abroad, after you have retrieve the money out from the security company abroad, you will now send me some money to come over to your country to start a new life and investment of the funds while i will give you 20% percent of the total money for your compesation when i arrive in your country

N/B please i am looking foward to hear from you to give you contact and informations of the security company abroad were the money is deposited .Please kindly write me back to give you more information . I am waiting for your urgent reply,through my private email here;( susan20@sify.com)
Remain Blessed
Sincerely Susan Johnson

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i like his accent. punnani eh?

He is probably the most important comedien of our generation... he shows just how hypocritical and stupid mankind truly is... i admire him

whats song at start.... please say

drop dead boring

About Saddams dong,quite plausible actually.

god damn this mother F**ker make me laugh when he says punnani for you who do not understand that mean P***y lol