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A truly inspirational story about god's power
The inevitability of a cactus growing a flower and a caterpillar turning into a butterfly is supposed to show how "God" works? It's coincidental subjective experience with a miss-mannered interpretation, nothing more and nothing less. The mire concept of religion is a product of man, so is everything therein referenced.
By fakebutslick 1234815788 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewill eventually prove every bit of religion is bullshit.
Those who want to, can see it now but you have to read more than one book!
All right.
If 'God' would want us to belive in him, all he'd need to do would be a little wishper to everyone's ear
"Hello, how are you? I'm God."
And 96% of all mankind would belive in him and be his slaves for rest of their lives. But no, he wishpers to some old dude's ear and tells him to make 10 laws wich are almost all obvious things to do.
...and yet those 10 laws which seemed pretty obvious were not thought and if they were but still were not followed and it goes on still today.
By uarsalan 1234788441 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIs the worst grammatical error I've ever seen. Just goes to show you that the uneducated are usually the most vulnerable to the lies of religion.
By fakebutslick 1234816286 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThree blondes died in a car crash and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.
The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..."
"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter. He turns to the second blond, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven. He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"?
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St Peter smiled broadly with delight.
The third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
Sneer at God. He will have the last Laugh !
By savinggrace 1258091423 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThere is one and only God Allah. Just wait. your so called science is all based on what is written in the Qur'an. well all the correct and accurate parts. the rest is all bull such as the evolution theory which you believe is a fact. fakebut slick is fake and sh!t.
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