Scientologists Try to Explain How Psychiatrists Caused 9/11

Obliterating Psychiatry is one of the major goals of the Church of Scientology – and replacing it with Scientology.
In this video, from the Scientology front group, "Citizens Commission on Human Rights" (CCHR), a high-level Scientologist claims that Osama bin Laden's "Number Two," Ayman al-Zawahiri, is a Psychiatrist and it is him who persuaded Osama Bin Laden to launch the attacks on the World Trade Centre and Pentagon in 2002.
The Scientologist claims that before he met al-Zawahiri, Osama was a nice, regular guy, whose only ambition was to get the Soviet Union out of Afghanistan. The Scientologist claims that al-Zawahiri manipulated Osama to start up al-Qaida and that he, and other psychiatrists, are to blame for 9/11 attacks and other suicide bombings.
One flaw in this argument – other than it is totally insane - is that al-Zawahiri is a surgeon. He is NOT a psychiatrist. The Church of Scientology simply fabricated that.

Why do they want to obliterate psychiatry? Because 75 million years ago in a far-away galaxy that suffered from extreme overpopulation, Lord Xenu got the help of Psychiatrists in summoning the galaxy's inhabitants for an income tax inspection. Then each person was injected in the neck with a mixture of water and glycol, frozen, and put inside space-planes that looked very much like the DC-8 airliner that was popular in the 1960s. These space-planes flew to earth, then known as Teegeeack, where the beings were stacked inside several volcanoes around the planet. Then Xenu dropped some massively large hydrogen bombs on top of them and killed them -- but their ghosts (or thetans) survived and, at the dawn of man, they attached themselves in clusters to every human being, and are responsible for all human mental, emotional and physical problems.

Later in space history, Psychiatrists of the Marcab Confederacy, a series of planets around a star in the "handle" of the "Big Dipper" constellation, imposed income tax as a punishment on all the Alien civilizations. The Psychiatrists came to earth 225,000 years ago with the 5th Invader Force, and are responsible for all kinds of tragedies, including the African slave trade, the Holocaust, apartheid, ethnic cleansing in the Balkans, and the 11 September attacks.