A Special Modified Drag Bike

Couldnt stop laughing about the trombone comment xD

I think I see your point too.

pissed myself at that comment about the trombone

I got some Tissues if you need em dude.

Well, as it turns out, things are begining to make sense now. Teddy_Bare is a "Fetish" Photographer.
Likes the Kinky stuff alot.
Teddy lives way down in Boca Florida. He's 41 years old. A Pices.
Oh...and get this : Teddy_Bare professes to be a "Bi-Sexual".
There's more....but now it's easier to understand his obsession with this guy's site.

Is Boskodude your fantasy name? Does the Big Bosk watch your back and protect you from the bad guys.How pathetic you have to go through all the hassle of logging on as someone else just to make comments appear to be from another person in support on Jerry Menu. Sad bloke, you dont even have the intelligence to change the writing style or stop your silly habit of using capital letters incorrectly. What will be the name of your next fantasy supporter? make it sound jingoistic (look it up dummy), then you will get all the gun totting, anti federalist, red necks to support you. """"(:)@

thanks for telling me ive been using my camera as my trombone n my trombone as my camera. no wonder ppl thought i was a dickhead when i was filming at a party

That is one of the best comments i've seen on Meta Cafe.

Sorry to bask in your glory but i need to utilise your top position on the comments page.

To All views, readers and others?!?!
Please read the comments below and decide if Jerry_Menu is hyper-sensitive to criticism. Please relish his abusive comments and childish threats. Enjoy his pathetic pleads for your support.

if you agree with me, as i have been the major bane, then just moderate this comment Insightful.

If you think i have been vindicive then moderate me off the site. i will bare my ass as my next posting.

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Damn, No sooner than I just pulled a nasty ass wad of Snot out of my nostrils...
and thinkin once again of your sorry ass, and wow...!
There's Teddy once more.
Make My Day..Dude.!!

Teddy, you must be totally Drunk dude..! Your ideas about Critisizim is totally "Your" concepts. Nobody elses...Got That?
You love fuckin with people from all your other "comments" I've read on other MetaCafe Video sites.
You are a very very Sick Person is what you show me Teddy_Bare.
A very Pathetic one at that.
It's been sickening to have had the displeasure of meeting you.
I know you think I'm only kidding here.
Or you would finally get the message here and Get Lost..!
You really S**k ..!

i did what you said, i modrate your comment as offensive

Talk about a sexually obsessed Guy...!!!! Damn this Teddy_Bare says he's Bi-Sexual and then he goes on and on about being a "Fetish" photographer !
He lives down in Boca, FL. and he claims to be 41 years old. No matter what a person does or says he can't seem to get the message here. He is Un- Welcome Here ! He can't take a HINT, Teddy once more you Prick, Get Lost !

what's the view like from the Apex of Stupidity? i am actully 43 but live in Bangkok. Never fucked a guy and no plans yet. if i change my mind i'll be sure to check your address book. your wit is good but not that good to annoy me.

take care loser """"(:)@

Actually, He was trying to play slide trombone on his telephoto lens
to the tune of "Dixe Land Delight" by Alabama. One his fav music groups.
OH...and get the two bikes in the frame all at the same time. Duh.

Actually Teddy Bare....I just finished wiping the Ball Cheese from between my crotch as I was thinking of You.
Now I'm Sure you have more comments to type here so get to typing...Teddy.

you are pathetic that you have to change your handle to add support to your self

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Actually, the Fat Guy in mention hadn't as yet finished his fresh bag of Potatoe Chips. So it's doubtful about his outcome in the race.

Rude Dog : The apparatus on the rear of the drag bike has to do with "Wheelie Bars" they help keep the rear end Down during the launch and run itself down the quarter mile.

i bet you pick up has the same set up but on the side to stop your massive bulk from tipping it over. """"(:)@

Yeah, I agree. I saw the Trailers for the World's Fastest Indian and yep I do enjoy fast bikes! I just spent some more bucks on yet another bigger Flash card for my cam. Another one of my cams. I'll see if Hollywood Videos has this movie tho. You sound like a cool bro'. Compared to some of the Dopes who leave comments.

Please seek councilling about your hyper sensitivity to critique. i am guessing you are a bit of a fat T**t who cums over these machines yet have not the ability or the monetary means to run or own one. i suggest you put the triple mac fat C**t burger down next time you are filming """"(:)@

I have noticed how you enjoy leaving dip S**t rude remarks alot here. Why don't you leave me your email address and just you and I discuss this in a different manner? So far Teddy you are only showing me what a COWARD You Are. Nothing more. Leave me your real email address instead showing eveyone here what a Chicken S**t you are.

of course by publicly displaying your email address you might get SOME F**kING NUTTER spamming you for the rest of your life. in addition, by knowing your/my email address doesnt make you a F**king hero. as you can still hide behind it. i underestimated your stupidity, do you really think you could goad me? Are you retarded?

just to back pedal, coward, emm on that subject, i have gone thru one conflict GW1 and am currently working in Iraq in security. So i must be a brave coward.

Admit you cant take criticism, you are hypersensitive to the slightest hint of humour and negative remarks about your crap posting. """""(:)@

With regards to your continuing banal comments: I already HAVE a "NUTTER" who is a definite pain in the Ass. YOU you moron.

depending what test you use and if you beleive that kind of stuff. So no to Moron, thanks """"""(:)@

Your only reaching into the 3 perentile with that I.Q.. So who gives a Flip what your I.Q. is?
It does NOT show here with all your rediculous comments. If you had an I.Q. like the ones who are involved in the Society of Philosophical Inquiry, that would be worth mention here. But then that would require some sort of Character on your part. Which is rather Banal to even ask at this point.

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Birmingham,UK.
5'11" Tall
Age=22
Religion=
Deenul-Hagg
Apparently Teddy_bare is
one of those Psyco Freedom Fighter type of personalities.

you lack the ability to take criticism and you are vindictive. """(:)@

Call him "Zee" if you wish.
http://www.teddy_bare.piczo.com
He looks like a pretty wierd dude in all his photos.

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http://www.teddy_bare.piczo.com/

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http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=15840

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http://www.ratedesi.com/
He has 16 photos listed there.

if you need counsilling let me know """""(:)@

Here Tis:
mixed_apna
@hotmail.co.uk
Do keep in touch.

you might be on dangerous ground. This is not my address or any of the others. You are perhaps inciting idiots to spam these guys, cos you cant handle a bit of criticism. Very very petty. """""(:)@

I went and rented the suggested movie, Fastest Indian. I was curious about it and found it to be a very worth while flick. It was a good story too. He still holdss the worlds' land speed record for the fastest motorbike under 1,000cc's. A little over 200 miles per hour on his Indian. He aspired to great things for his own life. Most respectable. The man from New Zealand.

See notice how i don't criticise your writing ability, cos it's rude and doesn't matter. In addition, i will probably make some as i am too lazy to proof read my comments. So that would be HYPERCRITICAL . a word you might to look up.

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Rubbish is in the Eye of the beholder. Actually, I did a good job of filming this bike run. You would have had to be there to see just how much activity was going on. Before and during the actual run. Thanks for your Insults.

when you answer all the insults. Ppl like me will continue to rib you if you continue to bite. """"(:)@

Teddy....hey it's F**k head's back again...!
Wow...
Anytime you want to take me on Teddy ...just let me know dude.
Honest.

After all the storys about Teddy_Bare and his distasteful Mumzies', it's been said that when Teddy was about 8 or 9 yrs of age, he would repeatedly travel around his neighborhood. Walking up to front door after front door. Knocking, sometimes ringing the buzzer at the door. Each time the front door would open and when a Man would answer, Teddy would ask the man, "Are You My Daddy?". Yes this sounds just a bit sad, but this does explain Teddy's most distrubing behaviours here on this site. You see, this site has to do with Motorcylce Racing.

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OR could Teddy_bare be one Jason Smith?
7/27/1980
Listed on http://www.xanga.com/
Has a girl friend by the name of Sara Lynn
Research Continues...

r u some wierd stalker type with a grudge against anybody with an anti JERRY opinion?!?
NO?
You just have no life then?
NO?
Explain then.... I know your'e gonna! : )

Karma is going to get you """""(:)@

In regards to your insults, am I supposed to worried about what you have to say? You just sound like yet another horse's butt here.

i guess you are continuously monitoring this post. Sounds kinda sad to me. ppl have opinions, you might not like them. The fact you posted this video should make you accept some ppl will berate it. Trying to answer and respond to each one is pathatic. its displays a deep insecurity in your personality. You seem to have an inability to take criticism and worst a joke. """"(:)@

You seem to run with "Ideas" you have in your head about me and "why" I respond to comments left here. I realize now that You are "Mentally Challenged", ok? Believe me, it does show. First of all you Moron, I asked the Web Site owners to "Notify Me" when comments are left here. Translated, you DipShit, that has nothing to do with your views. Got that? Now go jump yourself. And by all means DO Go Away.

you can see already how other readers are realising what a biter you are. Plese seek help and try not to answer. """"(:)@

You must have a pathetic life. If F**king with me makes you feel some sort of sense of importance. I always monitor my video sites. There are some intelligent people who say some cool things. Then there is the Ball Cheese personalities such as yourself who don't have a life. I think from your screenname Teddy, I have what U want between my legs.

well maybe you have special needs. My life is actually quite fulfilling, but i can see my comments annoy you and you haven't learnt how to take criticism. You should post the clip, good or bad, and let it ride. sure you can respond to queries, but to respond to EVERY negative response, displays an inability to cope with criticism.
Maybe as kid you were a bit fat and were a constant disappointment to your dad. Thru time and as you matured, you found it hard to take criticism and perhaps retreated into your shell. Perhaps even into a fantasy type world, where you were and hero and could do nothing wrong. As you matured you found you had to also cope with the real world and you came back out of your shell and rejoined normality. Maybe you even did well for yourself and as the year past by, you were able to afford a camera and go to the races. Then BAM you decide to post your clip, and you are striaght back to the disappointing son. producing crappy work and effort. Now the whole world (maybe not, just the tards on Meta Cafe) are harressing your ass. But age has given you harsh words and the internet an alternative identity. Wow you can answer back and daddy doesn't put you in the cupboard.

Beleive me i am trying to help you and other unfortunates. """(:)@

If you would like to see what Teddy's really all about check out his little POEM on ratedesi.com It's entitled "The BRIBE". Interesting writing but twisted only to suit his own needs. Usual format for the terrorist's tribes.

you are quite creepy the way you are actually searching for my email address """""(:)@

First of all Teddy, you need to get honest with yourself ...for one thing You are not offering "Criticism" what you are doing is being Cruel and offensive. That's all. You deperately need attention in any way you can get it. Plus IF I needed your "Help" with anything I'm sure I would have been the one to ask. You sound like a real Piece of S**t to know. You show me that You are quite illiterate and can't comphrend these words. F**k Off ! I don't wish to know you. You're a Piece of S**t Dude. Get over it now and go play with yourself. You really are a full blown Coward.

UR Email Address = teddy_bare@Yahoo.com

so keep trying. i want to say sad bastard, but i dont need to as the other readers already know """"(:)@

In closing Teddy, "IGNORING YOU" will probably be the most enjoyable experience I've had since the mis-fortune of meeting you here. This is a Video Clip of Drag Racing....I think you'll find that your Meds need adjusting or increase. Take your Sickness out onpeople somewhere else.

This was only a "Time Trial Run".

It's rather obvious WHY I hand held my camera on this run. Things are going on so incredibly fast that your bean sized mind couldnt' comprehend any of it. As to hundreds of dollars on the cam? Try again. Oh and yes I do own numerous tripods.

IT IS YOU ISN'T IT JERRYSMENU?!?!

F**kING LOSER

you know this guy? Is it just me who thinks he is obessed? watch how he will respond to every critical comment and take credit for other comments complimenting the ppl in the clip, not the submitter
sad sad sad sad bloke.

Minus keep up the good work """"(:)@

"Bloke" is a term used by the English quite a bit as I recall. "Bloke" is NOT a term that suggests any fundemental intelligence however. Dude is much more sporting, don't you think?

I usually give a minus moderation to wierdos, sickos and out and out racists but this guy had too many comments to even start moderating!!!!

by the way if you are over in that hell hole

KEEP YOUR CHIN UP BUD, your doing good in my eyes

But i wont be keeping my chin up! Head down and ass lower. At the moment they are busy slaughtering each other so hopefully wont be bothering me. Nothing honourable about what i do, just protecting engineers trying to rebuild the sh*t hole.

I guess hero Jerry will continue to search for my email. He'd have more luck trying to get laid. What a useless piece of crap he must be. Hell that was too hard i feel guilty........ .... .... .... .... Ok it's stopped now.

Jerry in case you dont respond to this. just wanted you to know you were an unworthy competer. you should should simulate your body and it will simulate your mind. Again if you are gonna retort (answer back for dummys) make it decent and relevant.

Good bye jerry loser

"Competer"...?? And your alledged I.Q. is ummm how high? Damn dude learn how to fuckin spell ! Competitor will suffice. In regards to satisfying himself physically, why don't you S**k him off?

check your own posts for grammer and excessive peppering of Capitals thou out your posts. """""(:)@

yes we know you have signed in on a different handle but your puriel commenys can not be disguised.

It's spelled "Competitor" you Idiot. For your dreams of having a high I.Q., well maybe some Hot Coffee with awaken you.

Re you retort:"well maybe some Hot Coffee ?with? awaken you. i think you mean WILL awaken you! Please stop correcting ppl and making equalivant bloopers. It doesnt matter how it is spelt only that you understand it.

Understand this

You are petty and vindictive, you are stupid and have publicly displayed your ignorance. Youare an all round loser

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There's a fish in the sea known as a "Pilot" fish. It clings on for dear life to much larger fish hoping to feed on the smaller creatures that the big fish swims by in the ocean. The Pilot Fish holds on to the bigger fish via a suction on it's dorsal side. That is a very close parralell to the Getto Boy known here as Teddy_bare.

although i am not sure of the spelling and i cant be bothered to check. BTW i am also a Diving Instructor """""(:)@

You've been leaving your comments here now for quite sometime. You come across as tho you think of yourself as some sort of Bad Ass.
Some sort of Hot Shot Whiz Kid at messing with People.
Can you FEED your Sick Fuckin Soul somewhere else?
THIS Video is about Drag Racing and the comment areas are for others to leave comments in relationship to Drag Racing. NOT your endless sickness of F**king with Me.
I know you are finally having the experience of "FUN" in your miserable life leaving your Repulsive comments here. It now seems to have become a Challenge for you.
I am sorry that you insist on this Teddy-bare. I gotta do what I gotta do now. Be Patient. OK?

or a whizz kid or have a sick fuckin soul. You are giving away your age BTW.

I am interested in you veiled threat thou! Apart from making me piss my pants (with laughter) it is yet another display of your warped mind. Please Jerry explain what you gotta do! Of course you wont tell me cos you aint gonna do anything. Same as you have done all you life.

Jerry note how i have given you information about me, tasters if you like. It's because i am proud of the things i have done. i am not ashamed as i guess you might be. By giving you info i am opening myself up for abuse by you, but guess what, i can take criticism. Guess what again? You cant.

Please Jerry post some more details about your great life. """""(:)@

I MADE A GRAMMER MISTAKE WANT TO PICK ME UP ON IT. I MADE IT AS I WAS GETTING MY DICK SUCKED, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY. It was a girl btw, just to steal the thunder from your reply """(:)@

Thanks for the complement. I was only the Photographer. The bike I ran down the quarter mile was a Yamaha 1100cc. I ran in ET-1 Division with mine. But this dude's a whole lot faster. Refreshing to see someone who doesn't have to be a Butthead with his comments for a change.

get a grip of reality mate

The commentor was "Complementing" the driver of the fast bike in my view. I was trying to respond to his more "positive" words than yours. You DOPE.

their work. Jerry Menu is one such poster. he is bi polar and has a imagery Super hero supporter called Boskodude. They are in fact the same sad person. Look at his writing style as it doesn't change with each alias he uses. kind of sad really, i tried to help him, but he was beyond my help. So i tried reality reinforcement. Like saying "Jerry Menu you are a T**t " but he was too far gone. I'd like to think he has faded away and returned to his trailer but i guess we will see him reinvent himself. """""(:)@

About the last item of any expertise that this F****t Prick Teddy_Bare would have insight into is psychological assesments.
He seems desperately to need to continue to leave all of his pitiful remarks here. Along time ago I did manage to point out to him how he is "mentally challenged" and obviously he thought I was "kidding".
Teddy is still a P***y A Chicken S**t Coward is more like it. Oh well,
You'd think Teddy would go out and buy himself a camera and do his own videos. Instead of his insistant Jealousy of Me.

Pickleskin : Now "That's" a screen name ! The overall Scottish influence is disturbingly lacking, however. I could see this guy dressing in a Kilt and high heels and nylons. But nothing more would describe him better. What a Dawg.

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Come to Bangkok, it rains here too, but there are too many beauties to notice it. jerry has subsequently, gone mad trying to discover my email address from my handle??? if he ever suceeds i will bare my ass and post it.

i actually think i gave him too much credit, as his replys were not comparative to my comments or observations. i did get the sense that he was lesser educated than the fine eddumakation i got in Dundee High! """"(:)@

Teddy, the overall Arrogance in your replys is beyond banality. You obviously grasp and grasp for your insults. Why not do as the Dog you really are and just bow your head down between your legs and lick yourself...!!!

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BTW Jerry """(:)@

Actually, if I had everyone "Think" this bike is amazing it probably be best in that case you horse's butt to tell them that the Bike ran thru the lights @ 7.62 Seconds. Duh

You know? If you weren't so busy sitting there trying to think of something really Stupid to say, you might realize the environment I was in while taking this one Clip. It could just be that I saw one or two cars do faster than 8 secs. Gosh I hope my bubbles still in tact. Gosh. But thanks for pointing all that out Butt Crust.

they really are pathetic and i have noticed your obsession with horses and their bums. most folks are making fairly normal comments by Meta Cafe standards, but you are calling everyone a horse's arse. you resemble that remark. """""(:)@

I have seen the Tomahawk Bike and it is a very impressive bike. BUT it weighs far too much and even tho they profess it'll do 300 mph...they themselves say they don't know anyone who can "Hold On" at that speed.

I hate drag bikes!!! the dragsters are better i have seen a car doing 4.69 secs on the dragstrip

So you "Hate" Drag bikes?? Gosh that's just so touching ! Doesn't sound like you've experienced many really fast cars tho. Ever seen the Blue Angels on the ground driving their Jet Powered Dragsters down the quarter mile? In a little over 3 secs?
Or even Funny Cars do better than the 6 second range. Gosh.

in your writing style.You really are a sad piece of crap. Get in your Pick up with the gun racks in the rear cab window, and drive really fast into a concrete structure. Remember to video it, so your mom can make some money out of your miserble life. """"(:)@

Sorry to be so harsh, but you are bi polar or something. you need help

Teddy, by now I do realize how you Don't have any talents yourself. Ok?
Also how picking on me seems to be your most deperate thing you have to do in your own Pathetic Life. As mentioned many times here....I don't wish to know you Teddy, at all. And what you show me Teddy is you're as Stupid as Box of Rocks. By putting your pathetic comments on this particular site, translated it means that "Finally" Teddy_Bare gets some attention. And at my exspense obvioulsy. The Video Clip placed here was and is to entertain people. NOT to provide a space for you take out your deep seated sickness on me. Piss Off!

Actually dude, the "Subject" was in seeing IF I could bring out the Asshole in some people who view this.

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It would be so fantastic IF You would learn how to "Mind Your Own Business" now then be a good Mentally Challenged Moron and Go Jump Yourself.
Your Smell still leaves a stinch here. P-eW !

That's like saying a have to pay a prescription to a free site. Try to grow up and be able to take criticism. By constantly replying you are playing my game. By a man and ignore me. """""(:)@

Learn how to spell you Creep. I've read alot of your comments you have left on other people's videos here on Metacafe. You are such a Rude Prick. Damn you're pathetic. "Freedom Fighter for Irag"...?? Yeah right dude.

You have made the cardinal sin on Meta Cafe. Correcting commenters spelling and then producing your own is the height of stupity and extremely ignorant.

Stinch?????? Maybe you mean stench?

in addition, most native speakers of english would spell P-ew as Phew. You could be forgiven it you'd hit a key near the H but you didn't.

Thank you for displaying your level of pathetic communication ability

your fantasy world overlapping your reality again. i said i was in GW1 and am now working in security in Iraq. Baghdad to be exact. what to know more?.......

i have probably done more in my life than you could ever achieve in 10 of yours. """"(:)@

You sound like you're a really having a prob with my "playing with myself". If it feels good well. What more can I say?

Hey man, there's nothing wrong with touching myself while filming.

:-)

Hey Bro', Thanks for the Smiley. Gets tedious some of the Rude comments. Throwing my Pearls before ....ummm???

The main theme here is the Above Clip of two motorcycles making "Time Trials" down the quarter mile.
It seems that many are missing that aspect of the video.
The dude driving the faster bike shows his remarkable skills in how to make a decent run down the quarter mile.
Try it sometime for yourself. See how it feels to go THAT fast on two wheels. Not to mention Shutting it all down After the 1/4 mile run.
That is what I found so impressive with this particular run. Have fun.

The main theme here is to show what an asshole Jerry_Menu is.
It seems many are missing that aspect of this.
The dude filming this event has no skill and no idea about creating a video.
Dont try it sometime as you will feel how stupid it is to have to respond to endless critical comments.
That is what i found so impressive with this particular submitter (his inability to not respond). Have fun , taking the piss out of this loser """"""(:)@

mixed_apna@
Hotmail.co.uk

i imagine this mail address is getting messages of support in condemning your pathetic ness. it aint me.

i have noticed you have tiredof responding. i will give you credit for that, or it's because you are a fat T**t and cant keep up. """""(:)@

PS Please post more

I would enjoy meeting you in person. Eyeball to eyeball, toe to toe so to speak. I know you are a WHIMP and that You are nothing more. Here You are only a "Paper Tiger", Nothing more. Any Fool can leave sarcastic and insulting comments on a web site. Standing up to me as a Man is something you will never do. Your IQ doesn't impress me at all. You are a COWARD nothing more. It will be appreciated if you will leave me alone now and find someone else to Victimize. IF not, then that's your choice. I pray you will Keep that in mind.

i live in Bangkok, and you are welcome to come visit. Nothing cowaedly about me. My observation is that by openly asking me out (english for wanting to fight) you are some how displaying your manliness? What a pointless display. You really cant take a ragging, that's the whole point of my comments. Just stop responding to ppls comments allow the freedom of speech you probably allow young men to die for yet deny fellow citizens. before i even responded to any of your comments you had called about 5 ppl horse asses for making negative comments. What's that about Jerry? You dont own Meta Cafe, ppl can make any comments they like, including me. i am and will continue to point out your pathetic attempts to monitor your own posting. """""(:)@

I must appologize for the amount of space taken up here by the "Haters" on this site. If you would like to leave a comment, perhaps there is still room to do so here. I'm sure as immature as some of the above individuals show themselves to be, they will sooner or later realize how selfish and disgusting they present themselves to be.

and by trying to make out that is true you are obviously trying to gain sympathy from the readers. That is truly pathetic.

Jerry notice how much support you have.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. NIL

not one commenter has indicated that my comments are immature, let alone selfish or disgusting. Only you.

Does that make sense to you? """""(:)@

cool

At Last...!!! Someone finally leaves a Comment in pertainence to the Video about the 8 Second Quarter Mile Motorcylce run....!
God, what a Concept...!
Thanks Dude....!
Big sighs of Relief too. Damn and to think other people might take the "hint" and leave comments about the motorcylce. Cool.

Hey Teddy_Bare...it seems as much space as you take up this dude's video space is pretty obnoxious to say the least. In one of your ridiculous posts you point out how you think you got some kinda "high I.Q." and all that bullshit dude. IF you had an I.Q. above a can of Beans you'd realize that this Jerrys_Menu dude is trying to git rid of your sorry ass...! Man are you one stupid dude.!!!

you are Jerry menu, OR there is another moron out there that uses capital letter in the wrong place and writes exactly like Jery Menu. if you are gonna use another handle to give your self (jerry Menu) creditbility or support, at least, try to write in a different style. Jeeze you are a joke """"""(:)@

Teddy, I too Agree with this Boskodude about YOU.
So perhaps you can now take a HINT.
Get Lost You Piece of S**t ..!