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Some kind of vicious looking spider in Iraq.
well glad that the iraq spider didnt suicide bomb the ants
By turbinator 1158637731 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis clip is about the bug folks
By history_buff 1163855085 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.
By bakrione 1162503330 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJust in case you've been living under a rock, SON, WE are not losing the war. We completely destroyed the world's 5th largest army in just over 3 weeks, and we had to travel well over 3,000 miles to do it. We are no longer at war with Iraq, we are fighting insurgents intent on disruption whom happen to be in Iraq.
By flewbyu 1163877763 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveForget politics. Forget the war. Doesn't this strike anyone as being stupid high school behavior?
By SpiceCake 1164168257 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removegod its fantastic
of course, its all business in the field, but when you have nothing to do (other than wank) this is great fun
keep beleiving what makes u happy :)
By bakrione 1163942517 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJust go to war and give us the inside scoop. Yeah, sign up for the army, join, I dare you.
By FotF 1165451543 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveO THATS RIGHT, CUZ UR SCARED TO JOIN THE LOSING SIDE!!!!
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk /2/hi/americas/ 6215958.stm
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk/ 2/hi/middle_east /6212918.stm
It's because I'm a minor, and I'm not Americian
By FotF 1165643706 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeworking and sweating your ass off in a strange desert, 1000's of miles away from home and your family and friends, surrounded by people who hate you and want to kill you, eating and sleeping poorly. Then the second you take a break and have some fun some snot-nosed little punk makes an insulting comment like that. F YOU!
By cbark 1162871774 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove. . . the war in Iraq, just read the following links,from the bbc, it'll prove to u that the fuked up bush administration has been in denial and/or been covering it up!!!!
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk /2/hi/americas/ 6215958.stm
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk/ 2/hi/middle_east /6212918.stm
So what?! We all know that! We don't care that some little man arguing over the internet is pointing out the obvious, calling others ignorant just to feel like a big man himself.
@yeth: I agree
You guys are doing ur job, having a wee bit of fun and you get stupid gits moaning about it and having a political row over the war! It's just some ants and a spider! FFS --- The world has gone crackers! Any more videos to show? I love spiders!
By Julie-Anne-Scotland 1163950397 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeok.. first of all.. I believe that what the US is doing in Irak has no sense, they are defending democracy?? yeah sure. I also believe that they are there because they are slightly stupid to go. weapons and wars only take the worst out of people. those soldiers should never go and defend something like that, something that brings hate to the human race, something that makes the US look like a parasite. no ofending or anything, but I am glad for not being an American, and I feel sorry for all the people who lives under the impression that what their country is doing is the best for the world, for they are completely wrong, I know this has almost nothing to do with the comment you posted, I just wanted to express myself, and tell you that it is good to make fun of them it is good to make them feel bad, it is good really good, for only then they could start the revolution, and abolish such a fascist government.
By yeth 1164867391 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removequit cryin brah theres no point i bet you'd be yellin right about now huh.
By moobyjones 1164515165 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethen why don't they just leave back to thier home.
By bimm3r 1162911446 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThey swore an oath to obey the orders of the officers appointed over them.(supposedly to defend the American way) They are being called on perform their duty and they are being honerable and noble and doing what they swore to do. It is not their choice or their fault at this point.
By cbark 1162915191 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThey don't have a choice now. I can't debate that one.
By B.C. 1164655531 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat you wrote right now. It says "You try spending a year working and sweating your ass off in a STRANGE DESERT." If you meant something else, why didn't you say something else? Apparently you didn't pay much attention in english class. And you bring up a very good point. If you are surrounded by people that hate you, maybe you should think about why our military is there. I'm sure that if things were the other way around and Iraqi troops were occupying our country you would greet them as liberaters. Because the country with the most guns is right! You probably also think that we are liberating the Iraqi people. But more Iraqi civilians have been killed by American troops in the last four years than Saddam killed in all the time that he was dictator. If you think that I am making this up, look it up for yourself. I guess when Bush says that we are liberating them. He means we are liberating them from their lives. But its OK because they aren't really people if they aren't American. By the way, have you killed anybody today?
By B.C. 1164232362 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFrom now on you are to be ignored. I don't see what makes you so upset over the phrase "strange desert." That is what I said and that is what I meant. You accuse me of not knowing English so I must explain English to you. Strange is an adjective modifying the word desert. This adjective conveys the meaning that the desert is strange, and indeed the desert is strange. Few plants grow there, and the ones that do are strange, not like those I am familiar with. There are few animals there; again they are strange, like those in the video. In some places the horizon can be seen 360 degrees; strange. Very cold at night and very hot in the day; strange to other places I have lived. Few rainstorms occur, but instead mainly sandstorms pass through; strange. I didn't compare it to another desert. I only made a simple, vague comment, "strange desert" with no reference as to what I was comparing it to. I am sorry that you’re confused about my words and that it infuriates you so.
By cbark 1164235784 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI think the atmosphere of Vietnam war was not
better than Iraq.
Think again. Sunni-nuff we'll have the boys and girls home and gas will be 6.00 a quart
By 995020 1164319457 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou to join the military. I'm getting sick of you war-mongers patting yourselves on the back and acting as if we owe you something.And don't try to come back with that sh#t about how you fought for my freedom of speech and then tell me what I can and can't say. Oh...by the way. The troops in Iraq are not fighting for our freedom. They are fighting for the Iraqi peoples freedom. So I guess we have a free lance military. You are not a patriot just because you join the army. Also, what is so strange about the desert in Iraq? Its like most other deserts, hot and sandy.
By B.C. 1164175129 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWe will live in peace and harmony and walk down streets of gold and drink from rainbow streams under marshmallow clouds. And, you can dance the waltz with Osama himself while Kim Jong plays the violin. We’ll be the best of friends!
One day without the military, and I guarantee you’d be on your knees begging to have it back. And, you will never owe us anything, we give our lives for you just because you are American. Whether you respect that or want to bitch about it is up to you.
The only time we will all live in peace is when everybody is dead! Anybody who thinks that in our current state of social evolution we could be different needs to look at our history, and history repeats itself. Accept it coz it ain't gonna change. Damn now I have become one of those sad idiots that has nothing better to do than bitch on metacafe!
By matstone99 1164760019 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut fuck that was funny... the video, not you. your not funny, your actually rather bland
By rarra 1165037051 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveShow me where I said that we shouldn't have a military. I just re-read what I wrote and nowhere does it say I'm against it. What I DID say is that I'm really tired of military folks acting as if they are super heroes. The military is our nations guard dog. Not very bright but very good at killing. I have a guard dog(rottweiler) but I don't let him run the house. And if he get out of line he gets put right back in his place. Shut up and go kill something because social skills are beyond your comprehention.
By B.C. 1164228211 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThose with a small bit of knowledge of literature will recognize satire as an exageration to prove a point; similar to sarcasm. So, I will break it down for you, since you did not understand my first comment. You said that you didn't ask me to join the military and in general disrespected what the military gives you and finally say you don't owe the military anything. I exagerated to the point of disbanding the military to try to get you to realize that you do need a military, therefore you must ask me to join (cause who else is gonna fight for you, YOU YOURSELF? Ha! yea right). In addition, I don't want you to feel you owe anything, but I was reaching for a grain of respect by making you think of what would happen without military.
By cbark 1164231317 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe proof is right here. Above this post. Look at these two. No wonder there is wars going on in this world.
By holoww 1164327392 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAnd respect is earned not asked for. Also fifteen years ago when I was young and naive, I tried to join the military. I couldn't because I am over 60% deaf. My best friend that I grew up with did join and has gone career. Don't you dare try to lecture me on the need for defense of our country! You don't understand the english language though. NEVER!!!! did I say we shouldn't have a military!!!! You made that up in your imagination!!!! What I did try to get across is that the military is being misused by our current government!!!! Pay attention to what others are saying BEFORE you try to rebuke them. And don't try to convince me that you are fighting for ME!!!! The aggression in your words tells me that you don't give a rats ass!!!!
By B.C. 1164233282 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI was exagerating to prove a point; to make you think, not asking anything. Aggression in my words? Count the exclamation, caps, and insults you yourself have been using. I think you're on the brink of giving yourself a heart attack, settle down. And, it is funny the way you end every comment with a personal attack. Well, this "aggressive" person is not going to play your game.
By cbark 1164234036 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou are playing. And saying that I don't think you give a rats ass is not a personal attack. And I will be as insuting as I want to be. You still don't seem to get the point that I am trying to make. The military is not over there fighting for OUR freedom. They are fighting for the Iraqis. Now you are probably going to say something about how I hate our troops to discredit what I am saying. But like I said, my best friend and several cousins of mine are over there. You are a little confused about what I am trying to say. So I will try to be clear. The reasons our troops are there are false. That is all I am saying.
By B.C. 1164236100 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHaha you gotta love Americans. Even if they believe the same thing, they still want to pick shit with others. Everyone should just get over it. There is a war. Iraqis are dying. Americans are dying. Spiders are killing ants. Thats it. No need for a who's the bigger patriot contest. I'm fucking glad I'm Canadian
By DRavens 1164470819 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI doubt you tried to join the military, have a best friend (in or out of the military), or have a guard dog.
I think you're a 21 yr old pimple faced virgin who gets his rocks off online because you're afraid to go outside.
If you're half as tough as you act online, you would send him your address. That way he could meet you after the war and talk about old the old days.
Go back to Xbox and shut your dumb ass.
your intellect is amazing. you put your address on the internet first you moron. and yes. my friend is in the military, his name is Micheal Ramsaur, and he is a real person. and I did go to join with him in Seattle Wash. I went through all the tests and physicals and that is when they realized that I am almost completely deaf in my left ear. I am 32 yrs. old. and last but not least. I do have a rott. her name is Keisha and she is about four years old. you were wrong about everything you said. Even the part about 21 yr olds having zits. most people get over the acne stage by 17 or 18. so you should be very proud of yourself. you tried to insult me but only suceeded in making yourself look retarded. nice try!
By B.C. 1164655127 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeexplained why the desert in Iraq is so strange and different from other deserts. You see, this is what I mean by you have poor reading skills. Have you killed anyone today?
By B.C. 1164228463 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"You have very poor reading skills." I never wrote that Iraq's desert was any different than any other desert, although each desert is in fact unique. I meant that it is strange because it is a desert and much different than most people's homes.
By cbark 1164229664 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveBITCH. . . AND WHAT ABT U KILLING PPL WHO HAVE FAMILY AND FRIENDS, BITCH. . .
By bakrione 1162907025 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeor are you too stupid to turn off caps
By FotF 1163284815 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHAHAHAHAHA, I LOVE PISSING OFF PPL 4 THE SMALLEST THINGS EVER!!!!! LIKE YOU 4 EXAMPLE!!
By bakrione 1165488402 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removejust saying your stupid
By FotF 1165643666 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGet some!
By Viking2A 1163302115 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou think those guys want to start the war? i bet half these guys were forced to join up w/ the army b/c they couldn't find any other jobs
soldiers don't start wars, politicians do
politicians dont start wars, bug busniness starts wars
By DRavens 1164470084 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFirst you were insinuating that we are not winning the war because we are lazy. Now you are saying that it is wrong to kill people. I never did say it was right to kill people, but that is what it takes to win the war you mock us for losing. To disprove your negative comments we must continue to kill. So, make up your mind, win the war or stop killing. Or, how bout this: just shut up.
By cbark 1162913051 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.
By bakrione 1163447665 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethere is another solution leave there
By barst 1163788936 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat kind of spider is that? anyone know. im being serious by the way.
By disturbed_1 1164608354 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNot real sure, but when I left they had voted for a government and leadership and 78% of all the people voted. And they were not able to drive to the polling sites! I think we are winning that point.
By Viking2A 1163302034 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeif you have tough luck,did lost friends, too bad
By barst 1163789132 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelol youre an idiot, i dont remeber seein/hearing anything about losing the war....loser
By GeicoG 1162509489 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWAKE UP SON, n no need 4 ur insults, no wonder y ppl hate u!!!!
By bakrione 1162544867 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYOU WAKE UP! See how badly the US is in debt? that means they spend a SHIT LOAD on weapons and war machines. Iraq, is like, a third world country. It's like saying "Who will win, a little kid, or the huge ass thug with tonnes of weapons
By FotF 1165451638 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeill give u the link ONCE MORE
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk /2/hi/americas/ 6215958.stm
-http:// news.bbc.co.uk/ 2/hi/middle_east /6212918.stm
Said they were not winning, and the other link tells us what we already know. It sucks to live in Iraq.
By FotF 1165643994 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIts driving me nuts, we arnt your illegitimate children and we arent all male. Sexist man.
By FotF 1163284905 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou too become a sexist. Most people that post here are male. And bakrione mistakenly assumed you were male. That does not make him a sexist, just wrong about you personally. You, on the other hand, seem to have a dislike for men. And that is sexist behavior. It also makes you a hypocrite because you are intolerant of that behavior in others.
By B.C. 1164175911 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYour a sexist. Why? Because I AM A MAN! :P I'm just telling him to stop calling people son because it's annoying. And the thing about wrong about ME PERSONALLY? Well, lets see here. Nope, he did not say anything about my real name or Fotf, so, therefore, he's generalizing everyone, therefore, he is a sexist.
By FotF 1165451477 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveU CAN FUK OFF 4 ALL I CARE ABT!!!!
By bakrione 1165489140 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveBecause of you, some woman, possibly one I will love in the future, will judge men because of your comments, therefore, destroying my chances.
By FotF 1165643891 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove(eyeroll)
By tinwhistler 1162586402 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat's f-ing funny... i'm sure if the little scientist ants knew how to get a hold of some C4 they would do just that!
By bastogne327 1170554264 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat fucking spider was a killer machine!
if they were HUGE then maybe iraq would beat us...
You give us shit for going into a combat zone to do as were asked! Y ou sit home on your lazy go no where in life asses and proceed to say that were terrorists? What the fuck? You are balled up enough to chastise us from the safety of your computer, you worse than the insurgents i've been up against! You have the balls? see me In my home town or if your feelin' froggy i'll come see you! need a number? adress? Got several hundred GIs with down time!
Is this what you do in your spare time? You know, finger yourself and wished you had been somone? Oh, by the way? Thats a Camel spider being attacked by "TurboAnts", one of the most deadly in the world, this is what we sleep with! try gettin' the nuts to do that or anything we do for you!
you soldiers have it so fucking hard out there. im down to have any soldiers back when someone starts talking shit, until these people are brave enough to put their lives on the line the way that you have, they shouldnt be able to talk... dude, your a bigger and better man than any of these shit talkin pussies
im proud to live in a country with people that are as brave as you
people can always have good times if they trie. this was awesome
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By weeping eyes 1158640303 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeuhhh...... what?
By superdine 1158714586 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesardine !
By owl eyes 1158972645 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat my friend is a Camel Spider, a young one, as they grow to about 3 or 4 times that size when adult.
They can inject an anaesthetic into your leg or foot whilst you are sleeping in the desert and then eat away at it without waking you up.... their bite is very nasty
Although in the arachnid group, they are different from "normal" spiders (think like a scorpion). The most impressive thing about them is the size that they can reach, and the speed that they can run. A fully grown Camel spider can be the size of your hand, with it's fangs almost half it's body length (they have the world record of fang-to-body porportions).
However, don't be too frightened by them, because they rarely do anything to humans (i.e. there's no truth to the chewing into your leg while you sleep part, or 90% of all the other things you will hear about them...).
-spider).we only hear about(widow spider)??
By weeping eyes 1158645404 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFirst of all, that is probably a fully grown camel spider, and if not it'll only grow a little more. And the whole eat away at you in your sleep is pure bullshit, that's never happened ever. They avoid humans when they can, they're just drawn to fires. Get your facts right tard.
By shootstathrill 1158633115 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI can't believe the political debates that have ensued over a bloomin spider and some ants! I personally enjoyed the clip, it was funny, and the spider was cute! And lets face it, these guys are out there doing a job, protecting us from heaven knows wot and doing a bloomin good job at that! :-)
By Julie-Anne-Scotland 1163950667 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSince when did watching a camel spider kill some ants backup everyone's political view on Iraq? Lighten the hell up or go make some flaming comments on something that is supposed to be political / controversial.
On the other hand, I think it's hillarious that a lot of the people accusing the soldiers of being "uneducated" seem to have little more than a 4th grade understanding of the english language. Way to get your point accross.
They lay their eggs in male genitalia and when mature they burst out of a newborn's mouth into the breast of the nursing mother. However their venom is so strong that this can be achieved without anyone noticing. The spider will quickly adapt by changing it's appearance to that of a female breast. When an unsuspecting male decides to engage in foreplay, the spider will attack the mans gonads and lay it's eggs in them. Thus, the life cycle of the mammary spider is complete. This is absolutely true.
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