I Fell Off My Bike Today!

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  • Added: 22-Feb-09

LYRICS:
I FELL OFF MY BIKE TODAY
MY HEAD HURTS, I'M OKAY
ACCIDENT WAS A FLUKE
I'M FEELING SICK, THINK I'M GONNA PUKE

I FELL OFF MY BIKE TODAY
JUST LIKE EVERY DAY
I GOT BRUISED A BIT
MY BIKE CAN HURT ME, EVEN WHEN I'M NOT RIDING IT

MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL
BUT IT ONLY SWELLED A BIT
DOCTOR SAID "NO BRAIN DAMAGE, GUS"
BUT HE WON'T GUARANTEE IT

I FELL OFF MY BIKE TODAY
TODAY I BIKED OFF MY FELL
OFF MY FELL I TODAY BIKED...

FALLING OFF MY BIKE IN MY DRIVEWAY WAS SCARY
ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT
AND WHEN I HIT THE CEMENT IT GOT ALL BLACK
AND I HEARD VOICES BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST ME MOANING
AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD
CAUSE I SAW A LIGHT FAR OFF IN THE DARK
BUT IT WAS ONLY MY UNCLE WHO USED TO BE MY AUNT
USING HIS FLASHLIGHT TO SEE IF I WAS OKAY

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