Piggy Mandarin Conversation

Let me translate it for you guys.

Phase 1
Little Pig: Dady I picked up 10 dollars on the street today and I gave it back to the owner.
Dad: Good girl did he say Thank you to you?
Little Pig: Noooo I gave the money back because he pulled my ears (Can't hear very clear the last part)
Laugh

Phase 2
Little pig: Dad if there are 2 bills on the ground, One is 5 dollar and the other is 10 which would you pick?
Dad: Of course the 10
Little Pig: Dad you are so stupid, can't you pick up both of them?
Laugh

Phase 3 ( I don't know how to translate this one to make it sound funny)
LP: Dad why last time a man came to you and ask you to payback you said you don't have the money. Then he came again and you said you don't have the money again.
Dad: ahhh I need to keep my credit.
Laugh

Phase 4
LP: Dady today my teacher told us to donate money.
Dad: You tell them you don't have money
LP: I did, but they say YOU do
Laugh

Phase 5
LP: Dad why others' houses are so big and ours are so small?
Dad: Dady don't have the money.
LP: Then how can one get a big house?
Dad: You need to study hard, be successful when you grow up you can make a lot money and buy big big house.
LP: Then why you didn't study hard when you were young

zhe ge hen hao wan a, wo hen xi huan a
ni shi zai na li zhao dao de? wo yi qian dou meiyou kan dao guo a ?

ahahaha~ funny ^^