Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets

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Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought the non-flesh-shredding bullets.

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Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets

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  • what a press statement!!!!

    this press statement is ridiculous!
    the company saying sorry for people who are shooting someone by not blowing their enemies brains out!

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  • AHAHAHAHA I love it!

    I saw this video on the list and just knew that there would be dipshit hippies in here spouting off their mouths. Sure enough, the Onion snagged a few more in their net

    By Siffle 1237904297 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hahahaha

    Great one Onion! I love all spoofs that you make! I love how you make it so realistic!
    But, worst part is that this isn't far from reality....
    5 stars from me!

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  • is this for real?????

    these people are making weapons that kill and blow or burn the victim and somehow they are not the terrorist?????

    By uarsalan 1237760479 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • You are doing a grave disservice to this

    Country and it's Freedom by spoofing the second amendment. If you want criminals to stop caring guns, enforce the laws we have, don't feed the Liberal hysteria against the second amendment.

    Sign me,
    Non Socialists.

    By )-(andyman 1237744618 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Right...

      Hey! I got idea!! Let's expand second amendment and allow people to have nuclear weapons at home! that will quickly solve all problems in US. hehe! You people are stupid! Guns are not for protection, they are for killing people; so if you have gun, you have it because in some point you are planing to kill someone... How come rest of the world manages to survive without guns in there homes? And how many kids have died when they played with parents guns?? That alone is good enough statement to ban weapons.

      By koberko 1237799425 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • The second amendment...

      Is not about hunting. It is about protecting our society from our own government. The second amendment gives us the "teeth" to defend the Bill of Rights. Including YOUR right to speak freely and trash the very thing that protects you! Of course, you don't have to take my word for it. Experts the world over (such as Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot) agree with you. For tyranny to succeed, you must first have a defenseless populace. Additionally, violent criminals also agree with you. 90% of burglaries and virtually 100% of home invaders are armed; they prefer their victims to be unarmed. I have done my part to keep guns off the street; I BUY THEM MYSELF! Have you done YOUR part?

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