The Lonely Island: Jizz in My Pants Remix [13+]

A remix of the famous Lonely Island song that contains some inside jokes from our freshman year of college.

lyrics:

Lock eyes from across the grass
down my pants as you check my ass

grab you fur and check for time
we don't need to play the rhyme

shove my way through the thick ass coat
your hole is heaven and i'm your goat

move in closer as the sparks fly
our bodies touch with hormones high

hand in hand we grab each other
good thing that you ain't my mother

a whole night we will take it further
whisper in my ear that you want another
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, Katie that's absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you glance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell y'all friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were markering my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and wash


I need a few things from the OCC
Do things for credit now most-ily

Staring at my pc not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above

the kitchenette n’ I saw your face
I left my facebook on in haste

never thought I would facebook again
but her status said Katie needs a friend

she turned to me thats when she said it
looked me dead in the eyes and asked goat fetish

and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
but the goats might need a cleanup on their peepee
and now I'm posed [ ] in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair, the goats were flirting a lot
plus the way they moan [ ] got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
one more thing, you really like my dick


Last week- I saw you shower
as I recall it was a soapy shower

walked outside into the hall
checked your room n’ saw your towel and I


JIZZED IN MY PANTS
surfing on the net when the popups flash
got to close the porn need to make a dash

a gmail message reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

the next day, my marker comes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

open your door and your roommate's in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

your hot sexy friends come over to visit and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I saw your grandma and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(Same)