By 10,000 Days
When "The Big Lebowski" is shown on network TV in the US, the classic "This is what happens" scene is redubbed, marvelously:
The little PENCIL'S stonewalling me. (Picks up crowbar and starts smashing the Corvette.) You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.
This is what happens. You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you FEED A STONER SCRAMBLED EGGS. This is what happens, Larry.
Best of all, when neighbor runs out to destry the dude's car, he drops an F-bomb unexpurgated. (And yes, my friends and I have subjected this clip to a Zapruder film level of scrutiny).