Beginner's Guide To Understanding Chinese
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Beginner's Guide To Understanding Chinese
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That was cute. And i can say that cuz i'm chinese and i still needed to pull at my eyes to read it >.> xD
By Shindono 1163880276 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3320198- 0
- i whant this font
lol
By someone13542 1163376714 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
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- i am so dissapointed with this fellow
he fools around by using some "CHINESE" word while they are NOT!!
By awkf 1163214061 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
these are chinese words:
丠覠让 我 觠到 你，丠然 你会 被 我 åŠï¼Âï¼Â
it means: dont let me saw u, or else i am going to fuck u!!!2305165- 0
- hahah
thats trippy.. seriously do that high.
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- Thanks
I never would have realised without your insightfulness.
By diskoman 1163322918 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3163593 - 1
- WOW!!
YOU ARE SUCH A CRAZY GUY... CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND???
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you are idiot, no brain, no mind...you brain full of shit! thanks God.
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very interresting ,,
By dr@austria 1167147933 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Suuuupeerrrrrr
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Chinese people, IT'S A JOKE! Don't take it seriously, but then, you don't really have a sense of humor, right? Hah! SEE??? The previous sentence pissed you off, my point exactly.
And yes, almost everybody can spell if educated correctly, stop stereotyping races.
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- you know what?
sense of humor does equal to being a jumping clown.
By roman order 1197022519 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
dont talk about sense of humor if u dont have any, dont squeeze your brain hard to make some fart =)
got it? shocking truth eh?
; )
BTW
im ok with this video, im chinese but i have good eyes, thanks.886730 - 1
i always wanted to have oriental eyes and now i can thanks to the miracles of this video
By homer77257 1163623555 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I'm chinese and I thought that was funny, but fuk you any way.
By superskunk x 1163615117 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
buahahhahahha that was great! :D:D:D:D:D
By yo444 1163587733 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
FXXK u moda foooker ~ R u animal ?
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.. i dont even understand whats written but that doesnt mean im not a chinese... it just mean he got no knowledge of what chinese language is.. its a beautiful language tho and this is insulting
By Hatake Kakashii 1163572395 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- STUPID CHINESE
YOU ARE A STUPID CHINESE :D:D:D:D:D
By yo444 1163587800 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3207188 - 1
- haha
yes we are stupid haha.
By roman order 1197022249 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
we r not that stupid do stupid things and pround of it.
like would you run out and tell people you can wank 5 times a day and be very pround of it, is there any slut tuned on by you? no, yes, no?
btw you are babarian, we are not.
i mean if you have good eyes, you should realize stupidness instead of boasting it.
good eye, bad eye?
i am chinese and i have good eyes. im confident to say that.
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i feel sad for the poster of this stupid video. last time someone post this, his mother die of car crash. the next day his father die of cancer, then his relatives start dying off from some family disease. then the poster is left bankrupt and beaten up by a group of blacks. so we should feel sad about this motherfucker.
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WILL GIVE YOU ROUND EYE!!!!
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even funnier is seeing people that think its really Chines and not getting the joke!
By PT Cruiser 1163228299 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- yeah
gospel truth :D:D:D
By Allooo 1163246142 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2838478 - 1
wtf??
don't see shit
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One of the funniest things I've seen on Metacafe YET! Good Job!
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super
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Or get high
By Inuk girl 1163198912 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
no sex causes bad eyes - very old trick and as stated has fook all to do with chinese
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bar the offensive eye pullin comment - go cross eyed same effect
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very nicely done!!
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if you don't have sex you probably spend to much time in front of the f***ing PC watching "stuff" , damaging your eyes...nice joke anyway!
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if you don't have sex you probably spend to much time in front of the f***ing pc watching "stuff", damaging your eyes...nice joke anyway!
By hayashi 1163172680 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
total waste of time everyone's time.
By nooneknows 1163171439 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
that aint chinese . jus some type of fonts?
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so if it is funny, rate it on 5 stars :)
By Allooo 1163109219 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
this is for the chinees
By Linda1 1163094007 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- COASTS???
It actually says no sex causes bad eyes...meaning that if you don't have sex it will cause bad eye sight and since you got it wrong the you must not get sex!!!
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wonderfull, It works
very funny
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WHICH WORD???I AM CHINESE,BUT I CAN NOT READ IT! IT IS NOT CHINESE.
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- what's up chinese boy???
i'm Spanish Boy.
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see you around...3121020 - 1
go back to school. or try wear some europeans eyes.
By vazi 1163441716 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut have chinese eyes - still can't read
By kenny o_O 1163146802 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt's very easy to do
when u move back from the screen little then u can read the what is wirtten :)
By ForeverU30 1163090279 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removechinese boy and foreveru30, i know that it's not chinese, but it's funny. don't deal it seriously :) it's only for fun :)
By Allooo 1163093665 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIm glad that u find its funny xD
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now i have oriental eyes .... i can read chinese characters.
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hahahahha..that was the funniest video i have ever i ahve watched ..keep it up good staff ....
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it does work
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I have a chinese friend and she can read it without using her fingers.
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I saw it on the funny junk the other time and it was black on white, and it said eye test!
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try to move away from the screen, keep moving away till u see it.
if that dosen't work try putting a a glass{ that when ur eyes are fine}
take off ur glass if u have bad eyes
lol not sure if anyone understand what i typed
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I also can't read!! i had to get my chihuhua dog(the one from taco bell) to read it for me =0(
By lethal s 1163129829 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- SO, IF U CAN'T READ... THAT MEANS YOU CA...
so how can you add a comment, and how could you understand the writing on the video???
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about your chihuahua, give him my regards...3121020 - 1
i thunked the vid was funny!!!
By lethal s 1163129882 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removereally cool
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& very funny too
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