Beginner's Guide To Understanding Chinese

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Got problems with Chinese? Watch this clip! Now anyone can read Chinese!

  1. By: Allooo
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 113,468
  4. Added :10-Nov-06
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  • Hahaha

    That was cute. And i can say that cuz i'm chinese and i still needed to pull at my eyes to read it >.> xD

    By Shindono 1163880276
  • i whant this font

    lol

    By someone13542 1163376714
  • i am so dissapointed with this fellow

    he fools around by using some "CHINESE" word while they are NOT!!
    these are chinese words:
    不 要 让 我 见 到 你,不 然 你 会 被 我 吊 !!
    it means: dont let me saw u, or else i am going to F**k u!!!

    By awkf 1163214061
    • hahah

      thats trippy.. seriously do that high.

      By fucknicknames 1163739761
    • Thanks

      I never would have realised without your insightfulness.

      By diskoman 1163322918
    • WOW!!

      YOU ARE SUCH A CRAZY GUY... CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND???

      By reead this!! 1163716567
  • Yeah

    yeahau niiceee..btw check out LiveDona.com for really hot girls

    By annyalenkik 1263869254
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    By jolaya 1217597177
  • THIS VIDEO IT'S NOT COMEDY - DELETE ITEM...

    DELETE

    By whitefenix 1208705710
  • stupid, idiot fellow who upload this cli...

    you are idiot, no brain, no mind...you brain full of S**t ! thanks God.

    By John JH 1170947996
  • wtf

    sooo funny

    By theIT619 1170639474
  • wooooooooow

    very interresting ,,

    By dr@austria 1167147933
  • OLALA***

    Suuuupeerrrrrr

    By b_solmaz 1164057797
  • HAH!

    Chinese people, IT'S A JOKE! Don't take it seriously, but then, you don't really have a sense of humor, right? Hah! SEE??? The previous sentence pissed you off, my point exactly.
    And yes, almost everybody can spell if educated correctly, stop stereotyping races.

    By Inimbrium 1163772255
    • you know what?

      sense of humor does equal to being a jumping clown.

      dont talk about sense of humor if u dont have any, dont squeeze your brain hard to make some fart =)

      got it? shocking truth eh?

      ; )

      BTW
      im ok with this video, im chinese but i have good eyes, thanks.

      By roman order 1197022519
  • so..

    i always wanted to have oriental eyes and now i can thanks to the miracles of this video

    By homer77257 1163623555
  • Haha

    I'm chinese and I thought that was funny, but fuk you any way.

    By superskunk x 1163615117
  • :D:D:D I KNOW CHINESE!!:D:D:D

    buahahhahahha that was great! :D:D:D:D:D

    By yo444 1163587733
  • R U ANIMAL ?

    FXXK u moda foooker ~ R u animal ?

    By upg 1163582121
  • ok

    f*** you

    By crc256 1163578901
  • i'm a chinese

    .. i dont even understand whats written but that doesnt mean im not a chinese... it just mean he got no knowledge of what chinese language is.. its a beautiful language tho and this is insulting

    By Hatake Kakashii 1163572395
    • STUPID CHINESE

      YOU ARE A STUPID CHINESE :D:D:D:D:D

      By yo444 1163587800
    • haha

      yes we are stupid haha.

      we r not that stupid do stupid things and pround of it.

      like would you run out and tell people you can wank 5 times a day and be very pround of it, is there any slut tuned on by you? no, yes, no?

      btw you are babarian, we are not.

      i mean if you have good eyes, you should realize stupidness instead of boasting it.

      good eye, bad eye?

      i am chinese and i have good eyes. im confident to say that.

      By roman order 1197022249
  • everyone stop making offensive comment

    i feel sad for the poster of this stupid video. last time someone post this, his mother die of car crash. the next day his father die of cancer, then his relatives start dying off from some family disease. then the poster is left bankrupt and beaten up by a group of blacks. so we should feel sad about this motherfucker.

    By Lord Revan 1163564448
  • YEAH BUT IF YOUR CHINESE IT

    WILL GIVE YOU ROUND EYE!!!!

    By Rich in Fla 1163462593
  • lol

    funny

    By Mbarz617 1163304938
  • lol

    that was funny

    By Millduds 1163302991
  • NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYES is funny but...

    even funnier is seeing people that think its really Chines and not getting the joke!

    By PT Cruiser 1163228299
    • yeah

      gospel truth :D:D:D

      By Allooo 1163246142
  • ??

    wtf??
    don't see S**t

    By Just_LOokin 1163225096
  • That is probably

    One of the funniest things I've seen on Metacafe YET! Good Job!

    By damoose1987 1163212869
  • very good one

    super

    By stan_da_man 1163199489
  • Funny......

    Or get high

    By Inuk girl 1163198912
  • it says

    no sex causes bad eyes - very old trick and as stated has fook all to do with chinese

    By stdnt5678 1163196281
  • very little relevance to chinese

    bar the offensive eye pullin comment - go cross eyed same effect

    By stdnt5678 1163196206
  • JUDIFF

    FCUK

    By judiffcn 1163178319
  • Cool

    very nicely done!!

    By Johnny Man 1163175906
  • yes! I guess

    if you don't have sex you probably spend to much time in front of the f***ing PC watching "stuff" , damaging your eyes...nice joke anyway!

    By hayashi 1163172878
  • Yes! I guess

    if you don't have sex you probably spend to much time in front of the f***ing pc watching "stuff", damaging your eyes...nice joke anyway!

    By hayashi 1163172680
  • it's so lame, where is the punch line?

    total waste of time everyone's time.

    By nooneknows 1163171439
  • NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYES?

    that aint chinese . jus some type of fonts?

    By ^8^* 1163119950
  • so funny? ;)

    so if it is funny, rate it on 5 stars :)

    By Allooo 1163109219
  • NO SEX COASTS BAD EYES

    this is for the chinees

    By Linda1 1163094007
    • COASTS???

      It actually says no sex causes bad eyes...meaning that if you don't have sex it will cause bad eye sight and since you got it wrong the you must not get sex!!!

      By HotMaleFirefighter 1163121039
  • It Is

    wonderfull, It works
    very funny

    By Linda1 1163093917
  • Chinese??

    WHICH WORD???I AM CHINESE,BUT I CAN NOT READ IT! IT IS NOT CHINESE.

    By Chinese Boy 1163089178
    • what's up chinese boy???

      i'm Spanish Boy.


      see you around...

      By SpanishBoy 1163304715
    • ieiee

      go back to school. or try wear some europeans eyes.

      By vazi 1163441716
    • I'm not chinese

      but have chinese eyes - still can't read

      By kenny o_O 1163146802
    • U dumbshit

      It's very easy to do

      By SKY Pilot 1163134164
    • its not chenese

      when u move back from the screen little then u can read the what is wirtten :)

      By ForeverU30 1163090279
    • everybody know that

      chinese boy and foreveru30, i know that it's not chinese, but it's funny. don't deal it seriously :) it's only for fun :)

      By Allooo 1163093665
  • Thanks :)

    Im glad that u find its funny xD

    By Allooo 1163084839
  • cool :)

    cool ;)

    By kupamopsa 1163084626
  • ha ha ....

    now i have oriental eyes .... i can read chinese characters.

    By wardsun 1163084553
  • hahahahahhahaha

    hahahahha..that was the funniest video i have ever i ahve watched ..keep it up good staff ....

    By godbrother 1163084537
  • ha ha

    it does work

    By harvestmouse 1163083565
  • .

    I have a chinese friend and she can read it without using her fingers.

    By pinemartin 1163254290
  • very stupid idea with chinese reading!

    I saw it on the funny junk the other time and it was black on white, and it said eye test!

    By giggler 1163196980
  • the way to see it

    try to move away from the screen, keep moving away till u see it.
    if that dosen't work try putting a a glass{ that when ur eyes are fine}
    take off ur glass if u have bad eyes
    lol not sure if anyone understand what i typed

    By bobber135 1163182639
  • I'm not chinese!!

    I also can't read!! i had to get my chihuhua dog(the one from taco bell) to read it for me =0(

    By lethal s 1163129829
    • SO, IF U CAN'T READ... THAT MEANS YOU CA...

      so how can you add a comment, and how could you understand the writing on the video???


      about your chihuahua, give him my regards...

      By SpanishBoy 1163304565
    • btw

      i thunked the vid was funny!!!

      By lethal s 1163129882
  • hahaha

    really cool

    By doctor Plutonium 1163103705
  • that was brilliant!

    & very funny too

    By gwaiz 1163084350
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