BEST RAP EVER!

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Best Rap Ever by Phil McCracken.

BLAZE OF FIRE
(feel free to make a rap song with these lyrics, but give Phil credit.)

yo yo
trailin' a blaze of fire
from the top of my head to my toes
call the fire department because I am on fire with my rappin'
and I'm gonna stomp on the flappin' lips of all my foes
I'm not one for braggin'
but I know I am the best
Be it in the south, north, east or the west
Have a rap battle with me and losing will be your fate
I'm stepping into the boxing ring of rap because I'm a heavyweight
I get so tired and sick of you haters and I am here to call your bluff
and just because I am in the Jonas Brothers Fan Club does not mean I'm not tough

I get teased all the time saying I got no skills and girly hair
but I know you are just jealous of my friggin' talents
I kissed a guy once but that does not mean I am gay
he was my cousin and it was an accident and that's all I'm gonna say
so shut up your lips before I slug them with my machine gun of words
maybe you'd be a better rapper if you stopped drinking and put down that bong
I have nothing left to say except this is Phil McCracken and remember to rock on.