How To Catch A Bird!!

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How to catch a wild bird!

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How To Catch A Bird!!

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how to catch a wild bird, is actually br...
Why to catch a wild bird?
It's like the nature's not fucked up enough!
By giggler 1163487661 Reply Spam [+17] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1627694~~
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  Them hill boys need to eat you know. yeeehaaawww.
  By Darkk 1163523726 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1087573~~
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- Of course they do!
  But I think that hill boys need to update the menu!
  By giggler 1163539701 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1627694~~
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- yup
  it sure beats eating roadkill, lol
  By blackanubis 1163640470 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~407804~~
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- because...
  someone is too cheap to buy a pet bird
  By useruser 1164056336 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~760381~~
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- 2 words
  Bird Flu!
  By ngensys 1163588607 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3279751~~
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- Easy...
  so all the calm ones could live in peace
  By Marcus Apox 1163708416 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1729434~~
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- not only that...
  but i hope this was made by someone doing research... or not in the US...as it is a violation of federal law(migratory bird act) to capture a wild bird in the US..with the exception of english starling and one other i believe is the canadian goose...
  By trail 1163524119 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1162131~~
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  The Migratory Bird Act prohibits the take, possession, import, export, transport, selling, purchase, barter, or offering for sale, purchase or barter, any migratory bird, their eggs, parts, and nests, except as authorized under a valid permit...but that is not a migratory bird (doesn't migrate).
  By JimLahey 1164935985 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3420035~~
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- Well well well
  Why does it matter? There are so many stupid laws in this country right now. Someone fill me in with more of these laws so I can spend the weekend breaking them all.
  By someguy joe 1163617106 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2618528~~
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- does the u.s
  really care whether you catch a bird or not...i'm pretty sure they don't... unless it happens to be a state bird and or an eagle
  By Meak13 1163567672 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1291715~~
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- track the decline of other animals...
  something like the eastern box turtle ...which i used to see frequently on bike rides... having to stop 3 or 4 times a night on a 6 mile ride to remove them from the trail (not me,btw)...i have seen NONE in 5 years... because? ...people think theyre cute and take one home ...guess what... theyre only cute for awhile and then either tossed or released after becoming imprinted on humans and regular feeding habits or dead from improper care/diet... as far as decline goes for songbirds ...if cat owners would stop letting their domestic house cats outside ...which have a propensity for bringing "prizes" in to their owners.. there would be more birds surviving ...thanks though for some interest ...
  By trail 1163596632 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1162131~~
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- So what you are saying is
  that people that have cats are the reason that all the birds are dead or dying? I happen to own a few cats, and I happen so see 100s of birds everyday, and non of them are dead on my front porch.
  By someguy joe 1163617251 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2618528~~
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- why does every comment have to be about ...
  every country has it's rednecks, that violate any exsisting law just for fun!
  By giggler 1163641903 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1627694~~
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sick!
ur sick!!! leave those birds alone!!!
By nadzzz 1163509647 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2812899~~
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how to catch a wild bird

who ever thought of putting this on ,should stop and think how they would be feeling about being caught,leave the wild birds and animals alone,go catch yourself in a beartrap.
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This is great.
Great clip! Thank you! I made one too.
By metacafefan12 1208186362 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~6766889~~
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so
how exactly i catch that bird?
By 4un4o 1179355782 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~4382340~~
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What a jerk
leave the birds alone.
By JMichael 1177840882 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~5227497~~
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Damn why F*ck Nature ???
Why catch wild birds dont f*ck Nature plz..
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Thanks for the reminder
Primitive methods of survival. Very intelligent. For those watching, this method will come in handy when and if you survive World War 3.
By Mr. Strangelife 1168524497 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3427040~~
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Bear TRAP
this shit is like a bear trap
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Where
can I get some of these traps?? Anyone know?
By white trash 1164933592 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~722047~~
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weeeeeeeeeee!?! (the ppl)
!
By neoxhacker43534 1164416091 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3335670~~
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bastards!
why catch a wildy bird exactly . wild birds deserve to be free .
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All this time...
I was following my uncle's advice. He told me to catch a bird you just have to put salt on its tail.
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Next week...
how to bake a pie using an oven...
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mmm..
Esa es la forma de hacer el mole, lol
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poor
Poor birds.
Stupid people.
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i thought it was
some tips on chatup lines, but there you go
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- hmm
  i thought it was called pickup lines?...
  
  By yurie 1163598724 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2625979~~
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great one
can't wait to catch that bird that's been shitting on my car
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So what you're saying is...
if we want to catch a wild bird, we should use a trap?

OMFG! Why didn't I think of that?!

<Mostly because I have better things to do than to catch songbirds in my back yard...>
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LOOOOL
that was funny haha
By the rainbowfish 1163329169 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1757815~~
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O.o
Lmao this SI%$ is messed up
By therealiceman 1163314353 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2363023~~
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Havent you all heard of the Bird Flu?
...
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True
This is actually one of the ways that scientist catch wild birds for e.g. banding. An other, more common way is to use mist nets, but it is not as much action in them.
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