Really Dumb Burglar

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Burglars, Funny, Stupid, Falling, Robbery, Thieves, Store

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OMF, how stupid can this guy be? Videotaped by a Security Cam in the store. LOL!

  1. By: Absolutexxx
  2. Categories Comedy, People & Stories
  3. Views 358,699
  4. Added :15-Nov-06
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  • .

    Holy crap. Harvest this waste of space for organs so he can serve some kind of purpose. Forget the brain, it's dead!

    By Darkk 1163619093
    • DON'T BE INDIGNANT CAUSE HIM...

      GOD MADE HIM FOR US, YEAHH, GOD SAID:
      "THEY WILL HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH HIM"

      By Mel G 1163742970
    • very stupid

      stupid idiot very foolish shittt ha ha ha ha ha ha

      By lateg 1163682328
    • Dumbest Burglar

      Stupid, idiot, cow dung.......

      By Emjay60 1163657558
    • what?

      what the point in usin a shoppin trolley if ur robbing it wat a lamo

      By jimy01 1163952246
    • Shoppin trolley

      In america we call them shopping carts. But I think in this chaps case, we could call it a stealing cart.

      By great2be 1170808386
    • shopping carts don't prove you're buying...

      he used the cart to carry all the crap he is stealing!

      By fewdisgewd! 1168027745
  • Not guilty, your honor

    My client didn't know the law, he didn't even know the Law of Gravity!!!

    By Bahukiman 1163639696
    • ok...

      who would be that stupid braking into a wine store through the ceiling and fall. 0MG noisy.

      By Chipmunk777574 1168385687
    • ok... stupid

      about as stupid as mispelling breaking

      By mrswillie 1170078070
  • Similar

    Clearly this guy has no exit strategy. Like someone we all know.

    By WhenNatureCalls 1163605386
    • lol

      they should get him for jackass 3

      By zuruz 1167982488
    • hes so stupid

      that when they caught him and showed him the video he would laught at himself

      By zuruz 1167987504
    • you're right

      ...

      By TTr 1163638943
    • now thats a very bushy sentence

      lol

      By Administrator _ 1163638460
  • The ending was so predictable

    we all knew he was going to be black.

    By Turd_burglar 1163723169
  • SHOPPING CART...

    LOL, HE WENT ON A SHOPPING SPREE...LOL LOL LOL

    By teflon 1163627393
  • hahah..very stupid gay

    I was laughing for how stupid is he!!!

    By Kacitos 1164052335
  • OMG

    What the hell is he doing he doen't know how to F**king do anything not even hitting the camera with the bottle so stupid!! he didn't even know how to break the glass..

    By someone. 1163609995
    • Not Glass

      That was not glass. It is plexi glass. You cannot break it. He could pound on it all day without breaking it. Many stores use it because people throw bricks at the windows and steal things. If you throw bricks at plexi glass it will just bounce back.

      By vidar808 1163621401
  • If he had written a cheque...

    it wud have bounced too

    By darthinvader 1163573449
  • Derrrr i think ill climb on the roof der...

    hahahaahah LMFAO wut a dumb ass ud think hed realize the 10 cameras staring at his face hahaha haahah then he fell of the ladder hahaha wow they dont get much dumber than that

    By EvilMONKEYpro 1163529944
  • holy crappp ...omg ...such a S**ker !!!...

    hehehe ...... damn kewl ...
    feel like gettn inside in comp n slappin tht bstrd
    MUST WATCHHH ... or ur gona misss thiss

    By jithu_anand 1230656236
  • LOL

    After the first fall, I wouldn't have bothered further!!

    By SexiFreak 1228301654
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  • this guy

    this guy lacked in brains

    By good lookin 1198552885
  • FAKE!!!!!

    I saw this on youtube!!!

    By 123king 1183265677
  • FAKE,FAKE!

    who can be that silly?!....silly burglar...

    By Freaknawesomekid 1169763878
  • I STILL LAUGH MY ASS OFF..

    Ive seen it like 59384092 Times.. and I still laugh.. DAMN THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BURGLAR EVER!!

    By Da_Latin_Prince 1169491956
  • FUNNIEST VIDEO ON METAcafE...

    I'd GIVE HIM An AWARD For that.. ((in jail)) of course..
    OMG, I was Rollin .. and I still cant stop laughing.. FUNNY AS HELL.. He even attempted to use a shopping cart for what he was stealing, then Its Gone.. he realized its not going anywhere.. That was funny!!
    Its on MYSPACE NOw..lol!!

    By Da_Latin_Prince 1169456581
  • omg

    that was so funny, wot a dumbass

    By the nate 1168307923
  • Brilliant man!!

    i've never seen a funnier clip. Everything he does is magic! :)

    By kraker 1168278202
  • LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

    The damn retard missed the camara!!!

    By .::Fire-Storm::. 1167887538
  • LMAO

    If This Dude Was Against Little Britain He'd Win

    By Platt 06 1167852009
  • Hilarious!

    What a hilarious video to start off the new year! Can't wait to see what this guy does for his next robbery attempt. Note to store owners in the area: Please leave your security cams running the day he gets released. Maybe a Hollywood movie of this guy's life is in order?

    By gemini13000 1167643049
  • Hahaha! Go figure! Another fvckIn N1G6...

    How typical, another stupid blasted jungle-monkey trying to STEAL

    By Valorien 1166023309
  • ROFLMAO

    gotta love these guys,, they make the internet
    worth the while.. lol

    By Eqvaliser 1165878697
  • funny thing

    i think the real funny thing is that at the end on his photo he looks, hard and cool
    think he smart and all

    By beko91 1165701116
  • Classic

    The things ppl will do to be on camera. :P

    By PeTa 1165643524
  • his mother

    must be so proud of him. i hope he gets a good buming in prison!

    By jedilaw 1165502828
  • please dont get me wrong im not a racist

    but I had a feeling it was a negro. there are very smart negros, but when theyre stupid, theyre stupid.

    By crazyboutford 1165092889
  • WAT a STOOOOOGE!!!!!!

    wouldnt want 2 break out of prison wif dat guy

    By jackoA4 1165065574
  • one of the funniest things ive ever seen

    i mustve watched the first fall 40 times

    By slippery1 1165038297
  • Hillarious !!!!

    This guy should be acting in hollywood "comedy " section FOREVER

    By Epkiss 1164786857
  • This is GREAT

    i just wont get tierd of this video :O) he was probably so beaten up that he did not want to try exiting the place again. wish he did tho, let those filmcameras roll

    By monolyte 1164575358
  • hahaha!

    ha ha ha ha ha !!! this is all i can say

    By robertzica 1164409382
  • hold up

    now this got to e a crackhead

    By unknownbdbx 1164385211
  • Idiot

    I hope he sees this when he's in jail, he needs to find another line of work!

    By J Harding 1164324839
  • haha

    this guy is hilarious

    By show me the money 1164247110
  • by the way

    the hypercameras are unregistered.
    rate me funny please

    By RYAN-AYASH 1164169636
  • aha

    he should have given up after he fell the first time

    By Godfather Ben 1164152017
  • HAHAHAHA

    WAT A DUMB ASS

    By CRITICAL KIDD 1164133328
  • a

    chek this out http://world4.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=47141644

    By bobby_boi 1164132191
  • that

    was f*cking brilliant! Not such a bad ass mother f*cker now huh! Tw@t

    By Lauz 1164112413
  • I'd be happy

    ... if they just chopped off his balls, so I didn't have to put up with his kids doing equally stupid things in my neighbourhood in 10 years time!

    By Albert47 1164073835
  • omigod...it's xzibit

    lol.....

    By rayzaw 1164036536
  • Thick or what

    2 short planks spring to mind

    By bistokidoky 1163883414
  • LOL

    Did his mother have any children that lived?
    Hopefully, he has no children of his own, he should be sterilized!!!!

    By cemetery crawler 1163878790
  • Funny Nigga!

    That S**t was hilarious!!!!

    By Buddyllee 1163877130
  • Lmao!

    Hahaha what an idiot!

    By ello! 1163862023
  • a man with no brain

    wow what a stupid guy hahah

    By Slash_guns 1163854031
  • What an idiot

    At least he looked cool in those nice threads when he got busted.

    By TTI 1163820084
  • i'm sure he was happy

    when the cops finally came
    if he'd fallen any more he'd surely be lame
    as it was he'd already turned black and blue
    I know you can't see it but I swear that it's true

    By socratestes 1163754714
    • dude

      this isn't a poetry contest...but nonetheless it does rhyme good job

      By Rayo20 1163799585
  • not true

    it cant be true look how cameras move, zoom in and zoom out, without men's help they cant do this and if someone was watching this why he didn't called police???

    By bullet proof 1163753224
    • Did you watch the whole clip?

      I hope not!

      By fahed2k 1163806628
  • ....

    That guy is hilarious

    By ryan86 1163742023
  • muha

    was i the only one that found the part where he fell off the ladder hilarious?

    By Rhi 1163737658
  • SIMPLY HILARIOUS

    If he had that much effort why doesn't he work for money instead....

    By Random person 1163717466
    • would you want this guy to work for you?

      .

      By physics 1163956823
  • Holy crap

    It looked like, after his fall into the store, that he forgot why he was there. I cannot believe that he actually used a Shopping Cart! Then he gave up and sat on a keg! haha

    By KTrace 1163710595
  • Stupid

    You think he would have learned after the first fall, the ladder was a funny one.

    By Film Cricket 1163709881
  • super lol

    Holy stupidity!!!!! that is soooooo stupid. he can really have a show, with more tahing than Mr. Bean.

    By Jesus Yellow 1163688422
  • He's a disgrace for burglars

    The guy must be just the innocent husband of a pregnant lady, and all he intended was to get what she desired from the store (plus some extra cigarettes for himself - she was not allowed anyway)... He is just a novice with a noble cause, forgive him !

    By attika 1163686338
  • definitely

    crook of the week or month or even year!

    By tr00pa26 1163680619
  • heheheh

    this probly the things u only see in the movies..
    but they should publish this somewhere like dave chappelle or some funny sitcom

    By tr00pa26 1163680287
  • ???????

    Ok, i'm confused... what did he want after all? What was his porpuse? Be professionally stupid in public?

    By FulanoX 1163677924
  • LOL

    What a dumb burglar, lucky him those were plastic bottles when he fell the second time ouch

    By FrozenCoffin 1163675455
  • fery funny

    my God this is the clumsiest burglar I have ever seen.he is totaly unappropiate for this "line of work".Try something else man,something that dont requires any brain activity or manual labor.is obvious Your brain is ded and you have 2 left hands.And an other thing:I THINK SOMEBODY TIED YOUR SHUELACES BETWEN THEM.excuse my einglish.

    By bgd21 1163663687
  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    HA HA HA.....F**k that's funny. HA HA HA HA........my cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

    By zerowildfire 1163660096
  • ...

    what da HELL

    By bla bla bla 1163652578
  • LMFAO

    haha just sits there smokin a cigarrette... he knows hes f**ked. oh geez, funny he things to try and disable the cameras by throwin bottles at it like 20 minutes after he was in. Surprised he didmt try to use that outside camera as a foothold to get leverage. What a moron, that clip was so good, i think ima watch it again ;).

    By barnacleze 1163648019
  • Test subject

    Use him for a test subject , he's got to have some reason to live. Maybe not.

    By old surfer 1163643147
  • ahahah

    stupid idiot..

    By Iron84ita 1163638108
  • SO FUNNY

    WOW, HE SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR AWARD. GOOD WORK.

    By teflon 1163627273
  • OMFG

    ROFLMFAO OMFG THAT WAS SO FUNNY OMG DAT NIGGA WAS RETARDED LIKE FCK OMG SO FCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!

    By get_BIG101 1163625727
  • WHAT A MORON!!

    But it was funny to watch him eat it while being a moron...

    By Micket 1163625478
  • Haha

    That is one stupid C**t Hope they dont waste money putin him in jail. just stick him in a play pen, that will keep him secure.

    By jpwd78 1163616117
    • Unbelievable

      Talk about a bad day..lol...I sure hope he was drunk whilst that happened...lol

      By Giovonni401 1165297027
    • ha

      funny S**t did u see the S**ker tried to take out the secfurity cam ith some oil. ha

      By HCKING101 1164238534
  • This guy was not only

    stupid but has a thing for falling down

    By areukidding 1163584563
  • It's clear why he's a burglar..

    he's obviously too stupid to do anything else. If he was pushing a mop he'd be wondering why his hands were getting all wet. Stupid T**t Needs to be casterated and locked up.

    By Sparks59 1163572228
    • Yes

      and pull up his damn pants

      By Lil_Angel_1 1163585978
  • haha///

    if my store was ever robbed, this is what id want to happen... i would pay for all the damages and smile... that security tape is well worth it.

    By Stinkyfingers 1163544203
    • so true

      lol that was too much

      By fh12345679 1163546818
  • davox

    so stupid

    By jiena the best!!!! 1163542373
  • Felony Arrest

    Did anyone notice how quickly he got into the Felony Arrest position?
    Anyone else think he been arrested before?
    Wonder what we was previously arrested for?
    Armed robbery of a Duncan Doughnuts?
    Jewel Heist next to Police training headquarters?
    Or Probably arrested because the "man" just wants to keep him down.

    By tigerfish 1163536514
  • Very funny

    Great, hilarious, I almost feel sorry for the guy....bad day at "work". LOL

    By spinner136 1163533473
  • LOL...

    This is damn funny IMHO. God I kinda even feel sorry for the guy..! Keep em coming..

    By spinner136 1163533241
  • uahahahahah!!!!!

    what a jackass.....

    By Phabio 1163530154
  • now this is good content

    ...

    By cornebarrieau 1163529539
  • i just......

    Man i iiii i i i just can't beleive that there could be anyone this stupid i think it's fake i cannnn nooot beleive how stupid... the weird thing is how could this dumest human being manage to get to the mall or what ever... you call it there. absollllutly dummmm.. is it reallll i stilll doubt ittt, he is a disgrace to alll man anywhere and every where. he should be llucked up not for robinnn the store but for the dumness. hahahaha

    By Flawless Tiger 1180907057
  • he is drunk

    100% he is drunk....so he is behaving like this !! no idea what he is doing > ? ?

    By shaileshd 1171595627
  • hahaha

    ahahah cant stop laughing XD hahahahahah

    By andres245 1169520230
  • Monkeys

    It's always funny watching monkeys trying to use tools.

    By rocknstv 1169407248
  • omg

    that is the most dumest burgler i have ever fukin seen. S**t man hes black aswell....

    By shamdogg 1169089150
  • this is a good example

    of how monkeys are related to humans

    By zuruz 1167982319
  • I saw that

    on Maximum Exposure!

    By fewdisgewd! 1167976245
  • Did he sue the store

    for lack of emergency exit? In US he would win the case!

    By shompol 1165820686
  • cool

    that homeboy is the next tom cruise mission impossible

    By slugger87 1163702627
  • Dozn't look that he thinked about escapi...

    At least his shopping was well done :))

    By MortarMan 1163701045
  • stupidity

    of course he;s black

    By dopey smurf 1163780054
    • BITCH

      WHAT U KNOW ABOUT BLACK PPL YA OVERGROWN P***y

      By wingless 1164131316
    • of course

      bl=stupid monkey

      By theKINGof 1164003120
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