- By: Absolutexxx
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- Updated: 26-Jun-08
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Really Dumb Burglar
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Holy crap. Harvest this waste of space for organs so he can serve some kind of purpose. Forget the brain, it's dead!
By Darkk 1163619093 Reply Spam [+14] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1087573- 0
- DON'T BE INDIGNANT CAUSE HIM...
GOD MADE HIM FOR US, YEAHH, GOD SAID:
By Mel G 1163742970 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
"THEY WILL HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH HIM"2544219 - 1
- very stupid
stupid idiot very foolish shittt ha ha ha ha ha ha
By lateg 1163682328 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
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- Dumbest Burglar
Stupid, idiot, cow dung.......
By Emjay60 1163657558 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2841446 - 1
- what?
what the point in usin a shoppin trolley if ur robbing it wat a lamo
By jimy01 1163952246 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove533191 - 1
- Shoppin trolley
In america we call them shopping carts. But I think in this chaps case, we could call it a stealing cart.
By great2be 1170808386 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3521771 - 2
- shopping carts don't prove you're buying...
he used the cart to carry all the crap he is stealing!
By fewdisgewd! 1168027745 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3689233 - 2
My client didn't know the law, he didn't even know the Law of Gravity!!!
By Bahukiman 1163639696 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- ok...
who would be that stupid braking into a wine store through the ceiling and fall. 0MG noisy.
By Chipmunk777574 1168385687 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3943789 - 1
- ok... stupid
about as stupid as mispelling breaking
By mrswillie 1170078070 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove4195559 - 2
Clearly this guy has no exit strategy. Like someone we all know.
By WhenNatureCalls 1163605386 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- lol
they should get him for jackass 3
By zuruz 1167982488 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3748696 - 1
that when they caught him and showed him the video he would laught at himself
By zuruz 1167987504 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelol
By Administrator _ 1163638460 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewe all knew he was going to be black.
By Turd_burglar 1163723169 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
LOL, HE WENT ON A SHOPPING SPREE...LOL LOL LOL
By teflon 1163627393 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I was laughing for how stupid is he!!!
By Kacitos 1164052335 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
What the hell is he doing he doen't know how to F**king do anything not even hitting the camera with the bottle so stupid!! he didn't even know how to break the glass..
By someone. 1163609995 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Not Glass
That was not glass. It is plexi glass. You cannot break it. He could pound on it all day without breaking it. Many stores use it because people throw bricks at the windows and steal things. If you throw bricks at plexi glass it will just bounce back.
By vidar808 1163621401 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1703786 - 1
it wud have bounced too
By darthinvader 1163573449 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hahahaahah LMFAO wut a dumb ass ud think hed realize the 10 cameras staring at his face hahaha haahah then he fell of the ladder hahaha wow they dont get much dumber than that
By EvilMONKEYpro 1163529944 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hehehe ...... damn kewl ...
feel like gettn inside in comp n slappin tht bstrd
MUST WATCHHH ... or ur gona misss thiss
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After the first fall, I wouldn't have bothered further!!
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this guy lacked in brains
By good lookin 1198552885 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I saw this on youtube!!!
By 123king 1183265677 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
who can be that silly?!....silly burglar...
By Freaknawesomekid 1169763878 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Ive seen it like 59384092 Times.. and I still laugh.. DAMN THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BURGLAR EVER!!
By Da_Latin_Prince 1169491956 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I'd GIVE HIM An AWARD For that.. ((in jail)) of course..
OMG, I was Rollin .. and I still cant stop laughing.. FUNNY AS HELL.. He even attempted to use a shopping cart for what he was stealing, then Its Gone.. he realized its not going anywhere.. That was funny!!
Its on MYSPACE NOw..lol!!
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that was so funny, wot a dumbass
By the nate 1168307923 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i've never seen a funnier clip. Everything he does is magic! :)
By kraker 1168278202 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
The damn retard missed the camara!!!
By .::Fire-Storm::. 1167887538 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
If This Dude Was Against Little Britain He'd Win
By Platt 06 1167852009 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
What a hilarious video to start off the new year! Can't wait to see what this guy does for his next robbery attempt. Note to store owners in the area: Please leave your security cams running the day he gets released. Maybe a Hollywood movie of this guy's life is in order?
By gemini13000 1167643049 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
How typical, another stupid blasted jungle-monkey trying to STEAL
By Valorien 1166023309 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
gotta love these guys,, they make the internet
worth the while.. lol
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i think the real funny thing is that at the end on his photo he looks, hard and cool
think he smart and all
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The things ppl will do to be on camera. :P
By PeTa 1165643524 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
must be so proud of him. i hope he gets a good buming in prison!
By jedilaw 1165502828 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
but I had a feeling it was a negro. there are very smart negros, but when theyre stupid, theyre stupid.
By crazyboutford 1165092889 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
wouldnt want 2 break out of prison wif dat guy
By jackoA4 1165065574 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i mustve watched the first fall 40 times
By slippery1 1165038297 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This guy should be acting in hollywood "comedy " section FOREVER
By Epkiss 1164786857 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i just wont get tierd of this video :O) he was probably so beaten up that he did not want to try exiting the place again. wish he did tho, let those filmcameras roll
By monolyte 1164575358 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
ha ha ha ha ha !!! this is all i can say
By robertzica 1164409382 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
now this got to e a crackhead
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I hope he sees this when he's in jail, he needs to find another line of work!
By J Harding 1164324839 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
this guy is hilarious
By show me the money 1164247110 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
the hypercameras are unregistered.
rate me funny please
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he should have given up after he fell the first time
By Godfather Ben 1164152017 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
WAT A DUMB ASS
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By bobby_boi 1164132191 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
was f*cking brilliant! Not such a bad ass mother f*cker now huh! Tw@t
By Lauz 1164112413 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
... if they just chopped off his balls, so I didn't have to put up with his kids doing equally stupid things in my neighbourhood in 10 years time!
By Albert47 1164073835 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
lol.....
By rayzaw 1164036536 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
2 short planks spring to mind
By bistokidoky 1163883414 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Did his mother have any children that lived?
Hopefully, he has no children of his own, he should be sterilized!!!!
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That S**t was hilarious!!!!
By Buddyllee 1163877130 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Hahaha what an idiot!
By ello! 1163862023 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
wow what a stupid guy hahah
By Slash_guns 1163854031 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
At least he looked cool in those nice threads when he got busted.
By TTI 1163820084 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
when the cops finally came
if he'd fallen any more he'd surely be lame
as it was he'd already turned black and blue
I know you can't see it but I swear that it's true
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- dude
this isn't a poetry contest...but nonetheless it does rhyme good job
By Rayo20 1163799585 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2795187 - 1
it cant be true look how cameras move, zoom in and zoom out, without men's help they cant do this and if someone was watching this why he didn't called police???
By bullet proof 1163753224 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Did you watch the whole clip?
I hope not!
By fahed2k 1163806628 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove789533 - 1
That guy is hilarious
By ryan86 1163742023 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
was i the only one that found the part where he fell off the ladder hilarious?
By Rhi 1163737658 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
If he had that much effort why doesn't he work for money instead....
By Random person 1163717466 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- would you want this guy to work for you?
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By physics 1163956823 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1992608 - 1
It looked like, after his fall into the store, that he forgot why he was there. I cannot believe that he actually used a Shopping Cart! Then he gave up and sat on a keg! haha
By KTrace 1163710595 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
You think he would have learned after the first fall, the ladder was a funny one.
By Film Cricket 1163709881 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Holy stupidity!!!!! that is soooooo stupid. he can really have a show, with more tahing than Mr. Bean.
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The guy must be just the innocent husband of a pregnant lady, and all he intended was to get what she desired from the store (plus some extra cigarettes for himself - she was not allowed anyway)... He is just a novice with a noble cause, forgive him !
By attika 1163686338 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
crook of the week or month or even year!
By tr00pa26 1163680619 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
this probly the things u only see in the movies..
but they should publish this somewhere like dave chappelle or some funny sitcom
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Ok, i'm confused... what did he want after all? What was his porpuse? Be professionally stupid in public?
By FulanoX 1163677924 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
What a dumb burglar, lucky him those were plastic bottles when he fell the second time ouch
By FrozenCoffin 1163675455 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
my God this is the clumsiest burglar I have ever seen.he is totaly unappropiate for this "line of work".Try something else man,something that dont requires any brain activity or manual labor.is obvious Your brain is ded and you have 2 left hands.And an other thing:I THINK SOMEBODY TIED YOUR SHUELACES BETWEN THEM.excuse my einglish.
By bgd21 1163663687 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
HA HA HA.....F**k that's funny. HA HA HA HA........my cheeks hurt from laughing so much.
By zerowildfire 1163660096 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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haha just sits there smokin a cigarrette... he knows hes f**ked. oh geez, funny he things to try and disable the cameras by throwin bottles at it like 20 minutes after he was in. Surprised he didmt try to use that outside camera as a foothold to get leverage. What a moron, that clip was so good, i think ima watch it again ;).
By barnacleze 1163648019 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Use him for a test subject , he's got to have some reason to live. Maybe not.
By old surfer 1163643147 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
stupid idiot..
By Iron84ita 1163638108 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
WOW, HE SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR AWARD. GOOD WORK.
By teflon 1163627273 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
ROFLMFAO OMFG THAT WAS SO FUNNY OMG DAT NIGGA WAS RETARDED LIKE FCK OMG SO FCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!
By get_BIG101 1163625727 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
But it was funny to watch him eat it while being a moron...
By Micket 1163625478 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
That is one stupid C**t Hope they dont waste money putin him in jail. just stick him in a play pen, that will keep him secure.
By jpwd78 1163616117 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Unbelievable
Talk about a bad day..lol...I sure hope he was drunk whilst that happened...lol
By Giovonni401 1165297027 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3557050 - 1
funny S**t did u see the S**ker tried to take out the secfurity cam ith some oil. ha
By HCKING101 1164238534 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removestupid but has a thing for falling down
By areukidding 1163584563 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
he's obviously too stupid to do anything else. If he was pushing a mop he'd be wondering why his hands were getting all wet. Stupid T**t Needs to be casterated and locked up.
By Sparks59 1163572228 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Yes
and pull up his damn pants
By Lil_Angel_1 1163585978 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2187478 - 1
if my store was ever robbed, this is what id want to happen... i would pay for all the damages and smile... that security tape is well worth it.
By Stinkyfingers 1163544203 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- so true
lol that was too much
By fh12345679 1163546818 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1418955 - 1
so stupid
By jiena the best!!!! 1163542373 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Did anyone notice how quickly he got into the Felony Arrest position?
Anyone else think he been arrested before?
Wonder what we was previously arrested for?
Armed robbery of a Duncan Doughnuts?
Jewel Heist next to Police training headquarters?
Or Probably arrested because the "man" just wants to keep him down.
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Great, hilarious, I almost feel sorry for the guy....bad day at "work". LOL
By spinner136 1163533473 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This is damn funny IMHO. God I kinda even feel sorry for the guy..! Keep em coming..
By spinner136 1163533241 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
what a jackass.....
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By cornebarrieau 1163529539 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Man i iiii i i i just can't beleive that there could be anyone this stupid i think it's fake i cannnn nooot beleive how stupid... the weird thing is how could this dumest human being manage to get to the mall or what ever... you call it there. absollllutly dummmm.. is it reallll i stilll doubt ittt, he is a disgrace to alll man anywhere and every where. he should be llucked up not for robinnn the store but for the dumness. hahahaha
By Flawless Tiger 1180907057 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
100% he is drunk....so he is behaving like this !! no idea what he is doing > ? ?
By shaileshd 1171595627 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
ahahah cant stop laughing XD hahahahahah
By andres245 1169520230 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
It's always funny watching monkeys trying to use tools.
By rocknstv 1169407248 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
that is the most dumest burgler i have ever fukin seen. S**t man hes black aswell....
By shamdogg 1169089150 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
of how monkeys are related to humans
By zuruz 1167982319 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
on Maximum Exposure!
By fewdisgewd! 1167976245 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
for lack of emergency exit? In US he would win the case!
By shompol 1165820686 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
that homeboy is the next tom cruise mission impossible
By slugger87 1163702627 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
At least his shopping was well done :))
By MortarMan 1163701045 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
of course he;s black
By dopey smurf 1163780054 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- BITCH
WHAT U KNOW ABOUT BLACK PPL YA OVERGROWN P***y
By wingless 1164131316 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1244992 - 1
bl=stupid monkey
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