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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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Wintergreen
"Can't Sit Still"
Director: Keith Schofield

indie rock band Wintergreen as they follow step-by-step instructions to synthesize drugs from common household items. Watch as they cook up Dextropolamine 22-B (aka Egyptian Meth), Pentocyclene ("Hillbilly Qualudes") and much more.

DISCLAIMER:
This music video is for informational purposes only. All instructions must be followed EXACTLY as stated or may result in injury and/or illness. All created substances are classified as illegal and subject to U.S. Schedule I drug laws.

9/10/08 NOTE: This video was removed for 3 months. I petitioned to get back on with one caveat: the admission that this video is a satire. The drugs are fictional. The instructions are completely bunk.

Never mind the fact that we told people that this video was for informational purposes only! Then again, the joke is funnier when it doesn't end with a "just kidding!"

No one ever gives us credit though, for creating SAFE instructions. We deliberately omitted using dangerous chemicals like bleach or rat poision. While Hydrogren Peroxide and Iodine aren't exactly child-safe; the 'fail-safe' there is that the gas-creation won't work. For Pentocyclene, it's basically mixing Baking Soda and Vinegar. You can't overdose on Vitamin C, it's water-soluble. And the hallucinogen - you're basically trying to light a bowl of water on fire. It won't work.