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ATTENTION: You can't do any windows tricks or tips without doing this first. This is the most important windows video to watch. This video is a farce with irony, jest, joke, lampoon, mimicry, misrepresentation, mockery, pastiche, raillery, rib, ridicule, roast, satire, send-up, skit, takeoff, travesty and is whacky, kooky, crazy, nutty, funny, hilarious, a scream, absurd, amusing, antic, blithe, capricious, clever, comic, comical, diverting, droll, entertaining, facetious, farcical, for grins, a gas, gay, gelastic, good-humored, hilarious, humdinger, humorous, hysterical, jocose, jocular, joking, jolly, killing, knee-slapper, laughable, ludicrous, merry, mirthful, playful, priceless, rich, ridiculous, riot, riotous, risible, side-splitting, silly, slapstick, sportive, waggish, whimsical and witty
I see what I've been doing wrong all this time. thank you thank you thank you. :)
By bloort 1166444846 Reply Spam [+96] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut how could you watch the video...if you dont know how to turn on the computer?
By 711 1168995371 Reply Spam [+44] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesomebody did it for you :)
By Bunjabin 1178540525 Reply Spam [+14] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut ur using windows 95? how can everything be good?
By SkitzoFreny 1168522791 Reply Spam [+34] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removevery funny...some people need this guide
By afroduck 1165595181 Reply Spam [+31] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeif they need this video theyll never see it lol
By Logical11 1213491810 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNo wonder I couldn't turn my computer on when we lost power after last month's snow storm. I needed a banana to do that...
thanks dude, you saved my life.
I ve watched all your videos and gave you proper rating.
i kept pressing the big button with an apple god bless you kipkay this is your best vid!!!!!!!!!!
By im da best 1182560684 Reply Spam [+10] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeneed to send this to my Grandma...
What is that at the end, looks like it is going to have an error message on the black screen.
windows pro.... ..... needs to restart your computer
By ViewtifulIsh 1190487746 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removealmost like you're making fun of some of your own videos -- although your other ones are definitely better.
By philostrato 1166327335 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei used toilet paper and a lcd tv.....i was suppose to use a banana!!! i see what i did wrong... (and why my warranty voided) =p
By dietpepsiaddict911 1177644141 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecan we use any pencil or banana?
By deviljin666 1171214750 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSo I used a gun.... The light does not come on anymore.... nothing does.
By the godfather 005 1185938359 Reply Spam [+8] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"it dont turn on no more"
By jdawz 1214554685 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut you have to have the big shot guns withs a lilltle gun it dont work
By computersrules999 1192204508 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removevery effective!
it really works!
DAMN.....
it all makes sense now. i can finally do all those things you show on this site. thank you so much... you saved my life.
By maddawg579 1177719757 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeprobably you think that win95 is operating system of the future...poor old man
By C.T.A. 1207151474 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewell at first i was pressing the small button but now i get it!
By Sgtbojangl3s 1205452875 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is yoyr... er... your best parody... lol
By Kylec0722 1205215993 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei always used the bananna
i like to use the bananna
woow.. amazing, I could never do that without this awesome video :O
I'm shocked! thank you for the help
xD
why didnt I think of that before?..
thx kip, now i dont have to ask otheres to turn it on for me..
i ned haw tu klik mawse, and de kebored
By Bazil stagg drummond 1200011475 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat didn't work for me... anyone having the same problem???? :(
I have no button in the front of the computer box :(((
That made me crack up so much! loved it
By Jackassboy1337 1196112582 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow are you watching this video when u don't even know how to fucking turn on the computer?LOL... anyways i know this is a joke =D
By ExodusMagic 1195917581 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow are you watching this video if u even need help turning on the computer? LOL ........ I know this is just a joke =D
By ExodusMagic 1195916441 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat huh can i see it again
By camcam207 1195781613 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveReally Stupid Really Stupid Really Stupid
By z33p 1195668162 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI eated my banana :(
By VideoVault 1195610511 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeespically at 36
By Gmancena14 1194040331 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe reminds me of jibolba from tak and the power of juju
By Gmancena14 1194040265 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethank god finally i can turn my computer ON!!!
i watch this video from my freinds house so now i know how to switch it on how i witch it off
By computersrules999 1192204421 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit really works !
By ceycon79 1191437076 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThank you for nice information i was thinking why my computer dos not work tell i sow your steps i'm so glad to find you master
By BOOMnROOM 1190391178 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyour finger
a pencil
or
a banana
I got vista BITCH!!!!!!!
By metacafe lover 5eva 1189485327 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut better without sound...
These "instructions in notepad" videos tend not to have any sound anyway...
5* from me... Kip, you're an inspiration!
wow is os amazing turn on a computer
By GameTrailersStudio 1188014808 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeugly voice that is not your voice
By GameTrailersStudio 1188014681 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeprolly a mentally retarted ass hole who learn somthing today or maybe its just kip
By kenneth_rvd 1187012705 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeim confused...im at the library right now plz give me more details plz!!!!! ty...lol
By tippmannphreak 1187004386 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI personally enjoy the spelling of "tern." :p Very funny.
By blondeheroine 1184693254 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecool i finaly figure out how
By mike228 1184035963 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenow i knw how to turn on the computer without hurting myself. lol
By mc_doc 1183240668 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI think some people need to learn how to shotdown the computer
By Editiger 1182810778 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeonly people using windows 95 any more are grandparents and dinosaurs
By thecruiser 1179092134 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehey, that's a good one fox
By khoa007 1170898326 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesome people just aren't meant to be funny
By BlackWings 1167643376 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI HAD A COMPUTER JUST LIKE THAT! It was old.................
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By preshuzxx 1228096638 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebananas are a good cure, try using it as a suppository.
By rz663 1226243959 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeur so smart my grandparents need this tuturial only they would buy windows xp or vista or 95 or 80 or 65 is there anything lower then that anyway i can see you went to the universty and studyed muuutch
By Kris-D 1219219573 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHow do i turn it off? :)
By -=BSR=- 1217080602 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHow would we see this video if we didn't know how to turn on are computer ?? :)
By savelou 1210370277 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat if my dad didnt buy a banana some day ? that would be a big problem... i guess
i just have to keep it on
What if my dad didnt buy a banana some day ? that would be a big problem... i guess
i just have to keep it on
I'm still confused :S
By superant10002 1201398330 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOMG!! you made my day...lol
By goldenplayer007 1183971619 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove!!!!!!!!!!
By houseofdead90 1182810722 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI was going through all of your movies and there were some pretty interesting ones. When I got to this one I couldn't stop laughing. Good to see a comical movie in between all the cool serious ones.
By shane0787 1182656225 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei showed this to him and he actually learned something..he still has no clue on how to use/turn it off
By ah78061 1177293679 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeomg that was funny hahaha
By lovelifesaqi 1176865811 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeohhh ..... so you press the buton....
funny
By Darn Spammers 1170324576 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei would use the Banana
By Wally West 1165363587 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei would use my dick
By josefaen 1166302556 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat u have to get an erection everytime u need to turn on ur computer. :)
By Wally West 1166305526 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis just plain sucks...whereas your other videos are actually worthwhile watching.
By JumpingBean 1181295728 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedat's monitor not tv, wtf
By shawnking 1181070033 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeif I seeing this video means I know turn on one computer
By krava 1173889836 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis video shows u how to turn it on but what if u dont know how to turn it on and the computer is offf, u need to turn it on to watch it and learn so.. u know what i mean?
By Kagifilms 1167710191 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat's what it is
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