U.S.S Montana

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This large navy destroyer is trying to avoid a collision with another ship.....well..they think its a ship!!

  1. By: Alice
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 244,107
  4. Added :22-Oct-05
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  • commercial

    and very funny one

    By baldy 1128609167
    • F**king Great.

      I love things that show how dumb the yanks are,wicked clip, well done mate.

      By rex2 1155834901
    • To bad the clip stopped early

      over the next few seconds of video it show how the americans moved the lighthouse and continued on their path. whats funny is how other nations would let a little light house change their course. I guess they cut it out to be nice to those with low resolve or will. America moves mountains. Good commercial though.

      By Lostintranslation 1164132065
    • Give that man ten points!

      oh rats, can only give one point per username... Sigh.

      By JauBois 1153718843
    • Mcdonlad's

      i luvvv ronald mcdonald!!! :P

      By lostinthebigworld 1151642462
    • Where is it?

      Where has the "US Montana" clip gone?

      By Gadget 1136935687
    • Hahahaha

      Best clip ive seen on this shity site. Oh yeh, and it sums up America so well. more than any words I, or any of you C**ts could ever say.

      By Tapeworm 1159561998
    • Dumbass Foreigners

      The USA........Greatest country in the history of the world !!!!!!!!
      Dumbass foreigners want to be like us.

      They envy us

      Their own pathetic countries aspire to have what we have.

      They want our lifestyles.

      They want our currency.

      athey want our music.

      They want our movies.

      They want our clothing.

      They want our TV programming.

      They want our weather.

      They want our food.

      They want our toys.

      They want our freedom !!!!!!

      Bring it on you envious C**ts and limpdicks !!!!

      By NukeDumbForeigners 1167305049
    • Argh

      Commercial? For what? Lightbulbs?

      By Low Dog 1154526202
    • 'ARGH?"

      what LANGUAGE is that?

      By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1154991621
    • Funny

      Who cares if it happened or not the clip is funny.

      By 1136620018
    • It happened

      off the coast of Rotnest island, Perth Australia, american ship was coming towards the coast and this happened...

      this is an american vessel, you will get out of our way blah blah blah
      this is an island, get out of the way

      i think that would be pretty dam embarasing...

      By Ethan (CAD) 1152089052
    • Possibly fiction...

      It was later verified that no such story had happened, the information was found on an official Navy website. Now whether they said so to hide their embaressment I don't know, but it was there.

      By Alazar 1159257543
    • ...

      You're boring...

      By Arifuddinho 1158301710
  • Yeah

    yaeeho loovin it..btw check out LiveDona.com for really hot girls

    By byabzibabygirla 1267747301
  • invalidity

    i am a radar operator for the us navy and can tell you #1 uss montana was a ship that existed 60 years ago and the dumbest radar operators that work for me can tell the difference between a ship and an island with a lighthouse on it by simply looking at the scope (and we have some dumb ones believe me)

    By usn020702 1164581315
  • Nonsense

    This is such nonsense. Doesn't even conform to navigation practices common amongst yachtsmen let alone a professional Navy.
    Every obstruction has a one or two nautical mile circle drawn around it. This "video" assumes no-one on the ship has even been in the Sea Scouts. The ratel procedure is all wrong too - not even commercial maritime standard. And vessels give way depending on who is to starboard, whether they are under command or not - none of this is established.
    Also there are video cameras in the CIC/nav stations! And a ship's Captain would never address another vessel directly like that. If you believe this you are just a sad dumb F**k .

    By seasalt 1164360537
  • :)

    really good

    By mmgsmm 1159396898
  • IMPEACH BUSH NOW!

    IMPEACH BUSH NOW!

    By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1159310457
  • it did happen

    it is a truth story if i remenber good it has ner halifax.

    By formule1 1158968910
  • PLEASE !!!!! NO MORE MILITARY BULLSHIT ...

    Looks like George Bush,,,,,,,WELL ' ASSHOLE ??? WE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE OF KEEPING YOU IN THE WHITE HOUSE,,,,,,,

    By Oh My, Oh My 1155521037
  • old

    but still good :)

    By tom64 1155480210
  • funny

    and the ship crew are domb

    By human 2 1151446393
  • I've been waiting for this one...

    it's my all time favorite ... :)))))

    By mikavenin 1150445034
  • This started from a joke!

    hahahahahahaha

    By MARIO75 1145309651
  • Marvellous

    I knew the joke but the clips is a wonderful representation of the situation.

    By Nassio 1141250086
  • THIS IS U.S.S. LIGHTHOUSE

    THE SECOND LARGEST LIGHTHOUSE IN NORTH ATLANTIC SEA. SO CHANGE YOUR COURSE TO 15 DEGREES. OTHERWISE, WE'LL TAKE MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS LIGHTHOUSE!!! WA HA HA HAHA!!!

    By -MiG_29- 1140143649
  • that was a joke

    no really, a joke. I read it in a joke book once. Kinda funny to see it on tape lol

    By Dreaming Wolf 1138410144
  • u.s.s. Montana

    very funny clip

    By lgrimshaw_001 1137205661
  • A small detail to some.

    Not to my Countrymen. The American Flag should have the blue, with stars, field to the top-left, in this setting. The way it is portrayed indicates a statement of distress. Was that intended? Clever. Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1136978537
  • Thanks, MetaCafe Community.

    Again. I stand corrected. The X.O. (probably was an O.O.D. (Duty Officer) - watch officer, Navigator - God, I hope not...! Mahalo. Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1136709253
  • Now, now MetaCafe Community.

    I have worked with many of these folks. By-n-large, they are OK. Some are a "piece of work." Some are really, a, piece of, work. Nonetheless, this skipper is a twit. His X.O. (Executive Officer) the fool slinking off to the right- is obviously cut from the same cloth. "Fools Bolt." Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1136708517
  • I beleive it!

    Given the average brainpower of military robots, I'm not suprised they told a lighthouse to change course. Idiots.

    By mau'dib 1136587369
  • Check Your Ego At The Door, gents.

    I have been trying to get "back in action" for 5-odd years now. I can keep Marines alive in the field, to-day. Today. Pay Attention To Detail(s.) Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1136542617
  • stupid guy at the radar needs to check w...

    By bubby 1135978528
  • Oh my God!!!

    This is so LOL!!

    By Maksim 1135340781
    • It is?

      ZZZzzz...

      By socrfan 1135489328
  • I'm American - Ex-Navy (and I laughed m...

    This was funny!! BTW.. USS Montana was a Battleship, not a Destroyer -

    By 1131460914
    • Not that joke again!

      ... and this little clip is based on a joke that has been around for ages.

      By raber 1151242454
  • Haha *g*

    Film is not real. Story? Well, wouldn't be surprised if it was real...lol ;)

    By WNR2 1129738688
  • funny

    kinda silly and strange but still funny

    By jolynn 1129409041
  • yep

    another repeat, nice one do!

    By SPIKIE 1129146009
  • Commercial

    It's a godamned commercial, not a real incident.

    By Erk 1128467579
  • U.S.S Lighthouse

    The captain would have had to change course 15 degrees or
    become a permanent fixture along with the lighthouse lol.

    By The hopsicals 1128108409
  • just had to did you

    had to be one Anti-American jerk out there Huh? Grow up

    By Archie 1127921286
    • change

      you want to change hands you sook its only a commercial

      By why ask 1128669823
  • rerun, old news, good though

    old but cute

    By Jake the snake 1127914064
  • U.S.S. BLA BLA BLA

    Typical American, indeed. Big talk as usual.

    By JohanB 1154015717
    • AH TYPICAL FASCIST!

      How are things in your cave tonight?

      By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1155158494
    • Yup

      Ignorance is a bliss....

      By Duhn 1155077876
  • jus like them

    stupid americans

    By wanker101 1153984654
    • ah typical fascist!

      How are things in your CAVE tonight?

      By IMPEACH BUSH NOW! 1155158552
    • ...

      F**k off you damn inbred.

      By CrackKillz 1154445243
  • FAKE!!

    FAKE!!!FAKE!!!

    By GOJJA 1151620538
  • fake

    fake

    By Technoo 1148214440
    • Fake

      It has to be fake, no Americian would give up so easily.

      By barryfitz 1151511707
  • THIS IS U.S.S.LIGHTHOUSE

    THE SECOND LARGEST LIGHTHOUSE IN NORTH ATLANTIC SEA. SO CHANGE YOUR COURSE TO 15 DEGREES. OTHERWISE, WE'LL TAKE MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS LIGHTHOUSE!!! WA HA HA HAHA!!!

    By -MiG_29- 1140143619
  • bullies

    i cant stand it i know its only a joke but americans in the armed forces are like that F**king idiots allways have to try and push ppl about in the own homes

    By j7 1138817332
    • oh really?

      how many have you met? T**t .

      By nghtvsion 1152478600
    • yeah sure...

      sounds like it's really you who is tired of pushing that broom around... but it's ok, the world needs you too, to clean up my %@!$!!!.

      By 2ndworldlosers 1140423666
  • Yes its a Commercial but this actually d...

    I remember reading about this in my history class in highschool. If you can't tell the vid was actors then you are a tool-box! However the story is actually real. You can find the real transcript between the ship and the lighthouse on the internet or just go ask a US history teacher.

    By 1130275334
    • do some research

      just cuz your history teacher passed around a joke doesn't make it true. do some research, this joke is older than you are.

      http:// www. snopes .com/ military/ lighthse .htm

      By freeportians 1130360846
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