TEST YOUR HUMAN THOUGHT PATTERNS

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This test determines human thought patterns. Humans fall into 1 of 2 percentiles: 98% or 2%. 98% think alike, and the remaining 2% stray from the norm.

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lol
pink hairbrush
By Herbie_hancock 1167316984 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2257359~~
- I said SAW RED
  Maybe because of the sublime song
  By slightlySTOOPID 1170147599 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~4203461~~
damm it
red hammer
By youthinkyourfunny 1167681202 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2959166~~
- close
  i said blue hammer
  By bigred93 1168387193 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3879098~~
- so did i
  omg blue hammer
  By soccergenius 1168388577 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~571417~~
whoa!!!!!!
im normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!
By mikah 1167504513 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2129865~~
- woah!
  I guessed hammer and red as well!
  By magicmaker 1167535604 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3169185~~
- hmm
  heard this one before but still havent figured out why it happens.. anyways good work posting it
  By Blue Lizard 1167513602 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3258601~~
I'm abnormal, too
I was thinking about the teal (Makita) reciprocating saw I used to have.

I think the test is B.S., it's just that most people are clueless when it comes to tools - they don't have 'em, don't use 'em.
By johnbergstromslc 1167517348 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1551159~~
- yea
  yeah someone who works in contruction probably would have thought of some abnormal thing noboy uses but them or something.
  By bigred93 1168387265 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3879098~~
!!
RED HAMMER!
By scarfaceQ8 1180197205 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~4817649~~
wow..
I have never used a red hammer .. but it did occur to me.. that was a cool one ..

one of my theories is hammer is the most commonly known tool.. and red is a color which alerts us :)..
By curious_panda 1167630624 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3666155~~
holly shit
i also said a green not screw driver though .. it is that tool that u loosen car's wheels with i dont know wat it is called
By ahmadrd 1167622905 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3579020~~
- thats a spanner dude
  ...or a wrench depending what country your in.
  By Toosh 1167892984 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3403530~~
nope
i thought of a orange scratch-awl
By impreziv 1167614585 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2291372~~
nice
it worked for me
By ynos 1167613690 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2543553~~
i said
purple wrench

yay im abnormal!
By Seanbob 1167613201 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2495568~~
I guessed
Purple saw......
I sort of knew what was coming!

"S"
V^^^^V
By VAMPYBITES 1167605747 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2643908~~
me
i thought of a purple wrench
By Magic_Jo 1167599618 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3640825~~
that was cool
nice
By migmig 1167575930 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3860541~~
lol cool
..
By merga134 1167573300 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3860070~~
Uhhh
I said purple pliers
By Kyuubree 1167567786 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3688555~~
wooh
now i know i am not crazy!
By rav_rav 1167563125 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3858747~~
lol
that was weird!
By zora-zori 1167561779 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3858564~~
Wow cool!
At first I thought a lathe for the tool, since I work on them ever day, but then thought of somthing smaller, A HAMMER!

But the colour I thought of was green.

Pretty Cool But!
By hxr400 1167561530 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1221334~~
??
whats the explenation for this? how does it work
By jake_hio 1167561068 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3858487~~
cool
well...it got me..:D
By nikkidicki 1167559565 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3858287~~
Hell Yeah
im a freak i got blue and saw im 1 of the 2%
By qU13N sABE 1167558701 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3678698~~
The video was a lie
I thought of a silver ranch ... and the person below me thought of a pink hair brush.
By qambber 1167543610 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2804752~~
I thought of a blue wrench.
I"M ABNORMAL!!!!! YAY! :~D
By illuminated 1167543266 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2554982~~
- er
  same
  
  By Magic_Jo 1167599719 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3640825~~
dumb
I am so dumb.
I was looking for a tool
in my toolbar.
By devendrakc 1167541640 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2869526~~
- I mean
  in my google toolbar. (in the internet explorer.)
  By devendrakc 1167541698 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2869526~~
strange
I said black saws all but had my girlfriend do the same thing and she said red hammer right away. By the way she has worked in the garage with me before so she does know of other tools. I would love to know why people say red hammer though
By Fitsinwell 1167540359 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3544545~~
WooHoo
Im different !!!!!!!!......... blue wrench

By ran ova by a chicken 1167539023 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3532704~~
Injoyd
Ye I "Injoyed" it. Lyl.
By Dexev 1167509098 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3826851~~
wow that was injoyable hahaha
is a green saw the wrong answer then?
By commie pinko wannabe 1167508952 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1003620~~
i picked
a orange hammer O_O what m i
By devilboi 1167508668 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~494083~~
Green wrench??
is thats weird?

By Firefreak 1167508211 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3623175~~
lol
Black is not a colour therefore your mind is abnormal lol
By CunnyCunny 1167386397 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3586749~~
Narr.. load of rubbish
i thought of a red spanner..
By OpenAreas 1167223619 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3653581~~
- wtf
  i thought of a red spanner too
  By Sam in Bristol 1167240774 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3819282~~
so am i in the 2%??
i thought of black hammer =D
By jaansan 1167167180 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3025113~~
- lol
  I did Purple hammer...Wonder why so many people chose hammer...
  By Miss.Riss 1169321330 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2168507~~
- at first i thought of a hammer pliers
  then i thought of a hammer and black
  By mandog1492 1167391535 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2454481~~
WTF???
LOL it got me, thats weird
By twicon 1167144977 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1609826~~
purple hammer?
What am i ...half normal?
By Toosh 1167892885 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3403530~~
Tool..
A grey Spaner
By FireWire20 1167664536 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3606282~~
...
he's trying to make people like him by saying they're not like the norm. I guess he thinks that if they like him they'll rate high on his vid. looks like he's doing pretty good so far.
By BlackWings 1167636722 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3363048~~
me
tot of blue...
then hammer....

blue hammer..
am i abnormal??
By nonameah 1167631109 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2403261~~
some one told me that...
....the boring long list of caluclations are pretty much irrelevant except for the fact that they are boring and repetitive tasks which serve the purpose of bringing you "into the moment", making you disinclined to ruminate on what your answer to the color/tool question will be. And once your mind has been so preset, when you are asked the color/tool question, you will go to the answer that is statistically most common. It doesn't have to be a color and a tool. It could be a pet (likely "dog", I should think), or a bird (I've no idea what would be the likely answer here).

There's nothing magical about "red" or "hammer". And there's nothing magical about the specific calculations you are asked to do. It's simply that if you ask people, after a series of repetitive tasks to name a color, 98% of the people you ask will say red. If you ask for a tool, they will, usually, say hammer.
By ironmike12 1167558893 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3064264~~
Rubbish
It seems like NOBODY here said "red hammer" which just shows how full of crap this video is.
By Flame X 1167530851 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3698552~~
- I said
  Green Hammer
  By hxr400 1167561667 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1221334~~
...
I thought of blue chainsaw.
And I'm not abnormal. There are many tests like this, one said that I'm more creative than other 98% of people, but that's rubbish!
By 50NN4W481TCH 1167387435 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3837245~~
- blue saw
  yeah I'm thinking same thing, blue chainsaw
  
  By geekdemon 1167460790 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3717620~~
hmm
I though about a yellow cheese, I guess I'm hungry...
By phoebus16 1167312773 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~3416875~~
...
i thunked of blue pliers...
By lethal s 1167259033 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2073251~~

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