Another wedding blooper

because 'communion' is actually a pagan ritual!!! how did we ever let things go this far...

*sarcasm*

hey buddy don't wish you had a life, and daddy would quit sneeking into your room late at nite to play hide the winnie??

this is from somewhere in the balkans. where are you from, connectacunt?

I know what is it like in the balkans and it's nothing like that for sure! this was probably going on in some asian country, e.g. some former part of the Soviet Union or even in Turkey.

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Who The F**k cares are you related to them or something? Connectacunt? haha your so funny. NOT!

please relent. i can no longer bear your deluded verbal assaults. my fragile self esteem is damaged to such an extent that i cannot further engage in this verbal sparring. as i readily recognize the futility in pursuing this dialogue, and in deference to your inferior skills, i withdraw. perhaps someone else will take-up the mantle, and forge ahead, waxing idiotic with you. anyhow, i know i should let you go now so you can catch the short bus. good luck.

I like the fact that you have spent the last 7 DAYS to supposedly write me this superb intellectual letter, in hopes to make me feel inferior to your intellegence. However, I digress. Your lovely written response (and it is quite lovely) only goes to show just how far you are up your own ass. Oh, please excuse my such foul language I don't intend to damage your "fragile self esteem". However upon careful study to your letter, I must expose my findings to you. I have discovered you are a child of low self esteem, with little interaction with others (as I assume you were the butt of everyone's jokes), you have yet to either lose you virginity or you were forced to seek sexual favors through exchange of money. The only real self gratification you have is the ability to attempt to appear intellectually superior to others. Sorry, but your little letter does little to hurt my feelings because I know when you are playing your dungeons and dragons Saturday night, I will be getting laid with a real person of the opposite sex without any form of money exchange. Thank you and have a nice day.

1] it did not take me 7 days to author my response. it took all of 5 minutes, and that was with a 3 minute beer piss break. i didn't even use a dictionary or spell check either.
2] thank you for your back-handed compliment with regard to my writing ability.
3] foul language does not offend me in the least, you twinkle-toed communist cocksucker.
4] my self esteem is neither fragile nor low. when i made the comment regarding it, that was just another employment of sarcasm. actually it is rather inflated (here i've afforded you yet another opportunity upon which to sieze).
5] child? only at heart. that's metaphor.
6] actually, the extent to which i've interacted with others throughout my life is quite great. and that's with real, live people, not just over the internet.
7] if ever i've been the butt of a joke, it's too bad that no one has dared to share it with me. i'm quite capable of laughing at myself, and do enjoy a good joke.
8] virginity? well, only since we've grown to know each other so well recently will i tell you. i lost it as a freshman at occidental college in 1983, and have had a very active and fulfilling hetersexual conjugal existence since. not once have i paid for sex, either literally or figuritively. i have been, however, in my younger days, and by more than one woman, offered money to perform such services. but as i find the whole idea of prostitution abhorrent, i've always declined. thanks for your concern, though.
NOTE: at this point i must admit my response is taking far longer than i anticipated. it's difficult to stay focused while in receipt of a blow job from my incredibly hot wife. she, by the way, laughed herself silly over your last post.
9] actually i'm able to achieve self gratification in many ways that do not include lecturing peevish morons. this is a point upon which you appear to be a hypocrite.
10] it was never my intent to hurt your feelings or make you feel inferior, only to challenge you to refine your commentary. if you feel hurt or inferior i suggest you toughen-up a bit.
2nd NOTE: it's also getting really hard (no pun intended) to edit my spelling as i type, so if i err you'll forgive me.
11] and as far as dungeons and dragons are concerned, i've never played the game. it came to initial popularity when i was in junior high school. it never appealed to me, however. neither did the people who played it. but it's ok that you play to earn money to pay for sex, if that's what it takes for you. i really must be off now (again, no pun intended).
3rd and last NOTE: the volume of your post dedicated to your apparent sexual difficulties is of some concern to me. may i suggest instead of projecting upon others the depravity of your reprobate lifestyle which is an obvious source of embarrassment for you, that you save your money, give-up the cheap hookers and booze, develop positive, lifelong self realization habits, and find a nice girl.

HAS ANYONE READ THIS YET?

what of it?

Wow, that was quite a letter you sent me. I am glad you took the time to respond. Well, I must admit I was wrong you are obviously far from being a child (FAR). You went to college in 83? Dam, that was over 20 years ago. What are you now, 40? I am glad a 40 year old has the time and maturity to argue back and forth like this. First off, I have to say it really is disturbing that an old fart such as yourself is getting off at the pc while typing me a letter. I really hope I don't excite you that much. And I am glad a 40 year old can come up with name calling such as twinkle-toed communist cocksucker. Very nice. Maybe 15 or 20 years ago when you were my age it was impressive to get a blowjob infront of the computer (or i guess CB radio or typewriter or phone or what ever you people used back then) But, for a 23 year old such as myself whos gotten em in cars, parks, theaters, restaraunts, night clubs, bars, baths, showers, on and on and on and on. It really isn't that impressive. I am glad you enjoy your wife so much. No, i am not going there to bash her. I obviously have a slightly more mature level than you. But i will say this, you getting laid by one lady. Me? I am getting laid by 18-30 year old women with tight bodies really don't even compare. As far as you being a child at heart, whats he now in his 30's? I mean lets get real I have a child at heart. You? Your just having a mid life crisis. You were offered money by women to have sex with them? LMAO. Dude, you are so full of S**t it isn't even funny. Those woman must had been damn ugly. I have to say you really never should had told me you went to college in 83 because this is no longer an argument its a joke. Because how lonely and sorry does a 40 year old have to be to say "But it's ok that you play (refering to dungeons and dragons) to earn money to pay for sex" I mean come on, that sounds like something my 5 year old nephew would say. Now that I know just how pathetic your life really is, I have to say this will be my last letter because you are a joke. Try to act your age, and move on. As for me I'll enjoy my youth and bang women that you could only wish about. Cause anything more you would be considered a sexual affender. Oh, and one more thing don't let the idea that a 23 year old with rock hard abs and a dick that could pound through a wall excite you too much or your......women your wife's age. Keep a strong grip on those Viagra, buddy. God knows you need them.

the 8th wonder of the world ..
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY
oh the drama :(

be-c u m-s you, you sick little p r i c k.

I CAnt F**king stand people who think there so F**king cool when there on the internet!!!!! and use big words that they here on jeopardy because know one cares!!!!!

and you're girl friend too?

you getting offered money in exchange for sex by multiple women might just be the biggest bullshit i've ever heard

well it actually wasnt that funny, it was just... stupid

ah yes, slander on the net is soooo much fun. :D

its more ov a disgusting video