I Want an H1N1 Shot for Christmas

ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about the H1N1 Swine Flu virus vaccine. Lyrics by Steve Stay and John Rox, music by John Rox. http://www.ElfisLives.com

ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS:

I Want an H1N1 shot for Christmas
Only an H1N1 shot will do
Don't want Tamiflu, Relenza it wont do
I want the FDA approved vaccine made for Swine Flu

I want an H1N1 shot for Christmas
I don't think Santa's going to run out, do you?
A pandemic, is it true? or like the dirty birdie flu?
Just inject me while I'm sleeping, that's the easy thing to do

I can see it now on Christmas morning
Santa's creeping up my stairs
I feel a jab, tears fill my eyes as that vaccine I've idealized
flows through my Hypodermus, am I Spared?

I Want an H1N1 shot for Christmas
Only an H1N1 shot will do
No Crock of lies, No Rhino virususes
I only like Swine Flu antibodiuseses
and Swine Flu antibodiuseses like me too

1. By: ELFIS
2. Categories Comedy
3. Views 400
4. Added :17-Nov-09
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