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A list of rules that all women should know about men.
oh how very true that was :)
By dot.com 1168288857 Reply Spam [+33] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeare so true. wtf is mauve
By Snooq 1169453223 Reply Spam [+10] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveMauve is a color, like taupe. And I don't know what the hell that looks like, either. Maybe it's like ecru???? I'm a guy. I know basic colors. I just add the modifiers "dark," "light," and "-ish." When I'm being exceptionally clever, I put one of the first two with the last one. Then my wife leaves me alone and gets whatever oddball color piece of apparel she was going to buy without my invaluable advice. After 29 years she rarely asks my opinion about clothes anymore. I wonder why. Was it something I said?
By PhantomPhixer 1176262066 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removepoint 1 was the most relevant.
By jimmy2heads 1169470258 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removed oall the pigs agree... i do for one say aye aye captain!
Sex,sports, cars and sex in sports-cars.
They should make this as a mandatory class in high school. It would avoid allot of hardship in the future.
it's almost biblical. Guys are simple, peaceful creatures. Let us stay that way.
By dogindacar 1169402755 Reply Spam [+19] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWell,said.
By Capto Exsequor 1169405929 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit was nice..
By goli_gadi 1169406404 Reply Spam [+13] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou can all just...yeah!!
By bikkurimark 1168300816 Reply Spam [+10] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeim a girl and i found that pretty amusing and probably All true but what ever it was a good one.
By cleopatra01 1169430595 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI was totally expecting some feminist to come on and bash about how men are stupid and this is stupid, but well played, thanks for being mature.
By SE|ZO 1169435372 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"we really dont mind, its like camping"
By wooglyz 1173069950 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeman enough said 5 stars
By sinz 1170503639 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeif u are a MAN you should give 5 stars.. it's well done :D if you give 1 star than that means you are p.sy or you'r wife or girlfriend is next to you GIVE 5!!!!!
By Unu_1 1169791934 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove:)
By a guest user 1169502969 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethats exactly our point . we know we r lazy reminding us wont change a thing
By Bozo_Dav 1176834616 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis video is the only reason i register to give a 5 star.
I show this video to my girl and she look at me... "SHIT THIS IS TRUE"
you forgot to mention to them why their feet are so small though ... i think ;-)
By the diamond geezer 1171723693 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'll get my wife now,
give me a sec!
I've seen is before in metacafe as a presentation
at least most of them
but it still made me laugh
The material isn't 'original' but the presentation of it is. It was rejected for PR anyways because the rules stated that 'slideshows' were not accepted.
By beavereater 1171421745 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeam a women and i totally agree with this...well said..but i don't think we r goin to change...same way u guyz wouldn't change..love u guyz.xxx
By yimisia 1171294018 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI don't think I'd want girls to be like guys, girls are more fun the way they are.
By RedPine 1174505865 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat's why i like men and could never be a lesbian... they are SIMPLE! that's what women don't have... simplicity... (don't mind my bad english... ;) i hope you know what i want to say... (i should pay attention on my english classes... lol :)
im a woman... and can i say you are so right!... most of the time... and about that color...mauve ? ? ? ?
By sacrublood 1170400979 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe music very booooring...
By Sk0leX 1169982417 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI used Audition to create this with loops...it was to avoid any 'copyright' issues...which I guess aren't a problem since they decided not to accept this for producer awards.
By beavereater 1170046214 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut still made me smile
By firedance27 1169847743 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFinnaly someone is talking 4 us too... to bad these Womens are not watching... :(
By Unu_1 1169791448 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is funny. but seriously. just like man, we dont really care what the rules are. :)
(this is my bro's acc.)
mauve?..not is a island?.....oh is maui...;)
By believe it 1169593203 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt's a colour, that resembles purple....
By CherrySweet 1169630806 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIts either that metacafe doesnt have any girls registered..or the finally got the message behind ths video..who am i kidding? they never will
By I_iz_boring 1169526283 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenever laughed so hard in a while!
By Iron84ita 1169508196 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeman the one where when we have to go somewhere anything u wear is fine is great lol
By Ronniedobarca 1169439256 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe music is so easy going lol.. it really helps, and i hope this video makes alotta money. RESPECT!!!!!
By zahids 1169420563 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeis the name of the song ?
loved it.
And made with great music too...
By vfr750 1169409246 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI've seen this kind of joke all over the place, different comments. Nobody owns the rights to a particular type of joke. The video is orginial and there are no copyright laws being broken. Give it a rest.
By Heavy J 1168516087 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt was cute...not particularily original, sorry man had to say it.
By JasonsLoveChild 1168281667 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeare true, but in the end we all know that they will not come true as they do us wtver they want!!
By hahahahahahhaha 1169855179 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei dont get the first 1 what is it mean????
By imwinds 1169532919 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveDude that was freakin awesome and funny
By StreetNinjaPuff 1169531227 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveLOL that was a good one..especially with that soothing tune playing on the background...and thank u for some really important tips...like the fact that sleeping on the couch is like camping for u guys...maybe next i'll come and join my husband on the couch :) hey that way he'll have less space to sleep on...we'll see how relaxing that will be!
By madeinrussia 1169521815 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut too long
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