Akido Volcan Death Grip

The misspelling is to avoid any accusation of copyright infringement...

Wookie_Chieftain = Nerd, to consumed with nerdy defensiveness to use common sense. Wookie_Chieftain would benefit greatly by finding a girlfriend.

1 your not gonna get sued for using the word vulcan, people do it all the time
2 there is nothing wrong with bein a nerd, in fact i rather enjoy it
3 how do you know if i have a girlfriend or not

Re 1: Your inexperience is apparent.

Re 2: If there was nothing wrong with it, you would not secretly wish to be someone else. But you do. You wish it everyday. You wonder all the time how different your life would be if you were not a nerd. You become secretly frustrated and angry with "cooler" people. You believe that they do not deserve the happiness that constantly eludes you.

Re 3: Oh, I know you don't have a girlfriend. Anyone with half a brain can tell that. I know there IS a girl you would do almost ANYTHING to date. Except the ONE thing that it takes to date her... grow some balls and tell her your true feelings. The only thing that truly makes you a nerd is your overwhelming fear. You can pretend to be proud of that if you want, but it won't ever get you any closer to getting a girlfriend. Your lack of confidence is what prevents you from having ALL the things that are missing in your life.

apparently your pathetic little monkey brain is stuck in the past, don't you realize that nerds rule the world now

p.s.
there are nerdy girls everywhere, and they're alot more fun than your so called "cool" girls

You just keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better about yourself. But you should be asking yourself why you are so lacking in depth and so uninteresting that a total stranger who has never seen you, met you, or even heard your voice can read you like an open book. How do I know you don't have a girlfriend? How do I know you are so socially inept? How can I see through you as if you were make of glass? Does that say more about me, or more about you? Do I really have a "pathetic little monkey brain? And if so, are you so tedious, common, and dismal that someone like me, with such a pathetic little monkey brain, can figure you out so easily? You have some tough questions to ask yourself. I wonder if you have the inner strength to face the answers. Poor little guy...

do you actually think that everyone must conform to the same idea of happiness to actually BE happy?

The Star Trek episode “The Enterprise Incident” includes a scene in which Spock administers the so-called "Vulcan death grip" to Kirk to convince Romulan onlookers, apparently unfamiliar with Vulcan techniques, that Kirk had been killed. In fact, Spock had merely used a particularly powerful nerve pinch to put Kirk into a deep unconsciousness that closely resembled death. Kirk awoke a short time later with head and neck pain but no lasting injury. How this pinch differs from the standard technique is not explained.

it's actually a variation on the vulcan mind meld

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