Cut An Onion Without Crying

and i'll cry if i want to,.. cry if i want to..

This is perfect! Now I can act all manly at all my BBQ's!!!!

Thank you for the tip,
don't want to waiste any tears...

I didn't know that was in an onion.

Thanks for the tip, or may be we just wear a swimming goggle.

Take it from me, I've been a prep-cook for many years, and if I wasted that much food I'd be in big trouble...look how much onion is just thrown away. Seriously, all you need to do is make sure your knife is nice and sharp, and not serrated!
The more crazy stuff you do with the onion the more it's gonna squirt, the more it squirts the more you get in your eyes. And for god's sake, wash your hands before you touch your face!

close ur eyes! or just wear goggles

Freeze your onions

Yikes dude, sharpen that knife. You are going to end up hurting yourself with that dull knife.

The developed gas reacts with water to create sulfuric acid, (ps: you have water in you´r eyes..)
Have something moist nearby and problem solved. Wet towel around neck, wet knife/onion, running water close by, etc...
Cutting out the "bulb" might help because its the juiciest part of the onion.

Oh and don`t use a serrated blade on an onion...
(or a file knife on bread... or a spoon on a fish...

Read the full truth at: http://home.howstuffworks.com/question539.htm

This guy looks like an overweight Ali G. The bling bling on his finger doesn't help either.

its my onion dude thas sum funny sht i had to say

cry cos you just wasted one fifth of an onion.

is to cut onions only when you are already crying for some reason

I don't cry because the union has gases in it....I cry because I'm hurting a perfectl good union......poor little union....too bad I just had to put him away....

Put few matches between your lips from the wood-end side (The heads should be positioned outwards). That is it. Cut the onion however you like :)

you could chew gum while cutting an onion