News Report From Iraq

We need our daily dose of HUMOR. Make fun of others but us as well. This was funny..

Is not about Arabs, or Yanks, or Brits, or Aussies. They are making fun of the tendency of some news agencies (Fox) to run a crawl translating whatever is being said. I've seen them do it with native speakers from their own country. (Although, there was this one Cockney cabbie in London who kept up a running commentary halfway across the city. I never understood a word he said, just tried to be polite. Later, he showed up at my hotel with a goat...but that's another story.)

that i'm still lughin'..."look at me, i'm so good to speak english" hehe...oh ja everybody who are taking this seriously u r idiots...i'm a muslim and i think it shows the good sides of the muslims hehe...alright maybe not when they r holdin' a gun but u know what i mean...this is just a funny commercial which made me crack my pants haha...

I wish all terrorists are like him, they will kill people from laughing so hard. I wish Bush was like that, wait a min... he is like that...

If you don't like what you see here. If it offends you. Build your own Arabic site and stop coming here. Then you won't be offended, and we won't have to listen to your endless whines about how you are being picked on, and your endless threats about how bad you're going to fuck everybody else up, and what a wonderful 2 x 4 island you had build with everything imported from the rocks to the workers. You could all sit around and kiss each other. You could even write in your own language. You wouldn't have to listen to us laugh and we wouldn't have to listen to you. sounds like a win-win situation to me.

This is hystreical, but maybe with a hint of truth...and at the end of the day...it was a daft arse war to get involved with in the first place. May as well get a laugh out of it now were in it!!!!!!!!

This video is not British, it is Australian. I think it comes from the skit show 'Comedy Inc'.

Hilariously clever! Monty Python is alive and well and reporting from Iraq!

Was similar to what the Python gang would have been doing though they would have had the decency to wait 30 or 40 yrs until after the war to take the piss out of people. I do agree that some of the terrorists etc out there are probably well educated people and probably can and do speak fluent english. Be aware not paranoid. Not all peoples from the middle east etc are our enemies.

True this is funny, but more importantly, is there anyone out there who hasn't had the priviledge of "inside information" that actually perceived these Rebels/Terrorists as someone who not only speak fluent english, with a pretty good vocabulary, and fully understand English, as possibly "well educated, and sophisticated" members of any society.? In my little sheltered life, I just thought the Terrorists that lived among us prior to 9/11 were exceptions to the rule and had to be absolutely nuts to do what they did...Are these examples also the ones who could be responsible for the beheadings of Americans and other Nationals from other Countries including their own???Could they also be those who did the "dirty work" for Sadaam even against their own Countrymen? Lest we forget........Don't!!!!!

this was great

Iraq A True Story Part.1

I PRAY TO GOD THAT HE ENABLES THE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH OF ALL AMERICANS IN IRAQ AND IN THEIR HOME COUNTRY! NO I AM NOT MUSLIM EXTREMIST, I AM AN AUSTRALIAN STUDENT OF MEDICINE! PLEASE GOD SEND ALL AMERICANS TO HELL TO BURN FOREVER IN MISERY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE WORLDWIDE INC. IRAQ!!!

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If we really wanted to go to war, every time a suicide bomber, roadside bomb or any other aggression against the USA or our friends occurs, we should nuke/ or level a major Muslim city starting with Mecca. They seem to be in such a hurry to get to those virgins, let's help 'em out. We could end this business in a month if we really had the fortitude and courage to do it. Politics and compassion have no place in real war.
Next, we stop all reports of terroist activities. Without publicity and the news media, terroists loose the effitiveness of their futile efforts to change the world.

I love this video! 5 STARS!!

How come he doesn't need subtitles? ...

LOL

the 'good-English' Iraqi, you rock !

son of the bitch, bush

Very Funny. [+5 good]

wow.. this is good.. i liked the last scene.. "ooh, look at me, i dont need subtitles".. hahahah

I think is a fake

He reminded me of Homer Simpson!

sooooooooooooo funny ow my god its haleruos

... speak several lanuages? A polyglot. What do you call someone who can speak two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who can speak only one language? An American.

Heard the joke (in either French or Flemish) 30 years ago in Belgium, so don't presume it has anything to do with the current conflicts. If I had just taken Spanish instead of 5 years of French, I'd be a lot better off where I'm living - then I'd only have to learn Tewa (SW American Indian pueblos)

And yes, this is VERY MUCH a John Cleese-style routine.

For those who don't know it, go pick any Monty Python DVD and watch it. This will sharpen your humor and undestand this better. I loved it.

I'll stay with the team of "just humor". After all, it's good humor. Now i will quote, with a little change: "Does Humor belong in Video ?" It sure does, it belongs everywhere.

this is from an australilan sketch show called skithouse. overall pretty bad and they like to make tastless jokes about current news subjects.

I love people that find the way how to make jokes out of serious problems :D

...& its still funny. Sounds like the lead terrorist is having a John Cleese moment!!!

fcuking hillarious.. HAHAHA

This was hysterical..... some people take this too seriously, heck, if you can't laugh at yourself .........

isn't from Monthy Python's?

fake

but go and see more funny stuff on www.myisrael.tv

dont say any thing about muslims and about koran

But I like the original better.

Does he Sasha Baron Cohen? He is so fun guy, I like him so much.

I have wached it 3 times and im still laughing

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It's really good!

lots of LOL!!

I perfect speak english hehehe

so fired up about this??? It's jus a friggin comedy show, it shouldnt offend arabs, because it is showing them as clever people who are underestimated, why is everybody is fired up and talking about politics,

lighting up and chill,

lol that was hillarious and all u guys chill out its only a joke for gods sake

loooooooooooool

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this video is sooooooo funny

Very funny, indeed! Classic British humour! Anybody who says it's offensive etc etc really need to get a sense of humour and chill out. We live in a democracy, and a comedy loving one at that. It's a comedy sketch, nothing more - nothing less. It's not poking fun, it's not insulting, it has no political motive. It's a comedy sketch based on a writer's own sense of humour. I for one was against the Iraqi war and I think Saddam Hussein should be released, but this sketch is very, very funny! Don't let ignorance blind your judgement and humour for crying out loud. A society where comedy is forbidden incase it "offends" is the kind of society these terrorists want us to live in. We will never give up our rights, our freedoms, our liberties, and comedy should be exempt from liberal nonsense by cretins who sit around all day complaining about comedy sketches.

I have a good feeling an Iraqan would be a comedians. There so funny

Sooooooooo funny

Terorists are fools , yeah

I LAUGH ALOT, MY FRIENDS THINK I'M ABIT FUCKED BUT I LOVE IT

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HAHAHAHAHHA!! verry funny. wher did u get it men!

send more mini!!!!!

it's really sound like monty python...

That was very good!!

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another funny post by Mini(my future sex slave)

I HAVE VIEWED MANY, BUT THIS WAS THE BEST++++++

Funny...should have more like this..

I guess they are faked and not enemies of AMerican!

lol i think this is one of the funnyest arount here.....

This is so bloody funny...
Stone cold comedy...
I love it...

What a fun parody. I really enjoyed this one. Thanks!

This is so funny that I watched it over and over again...the best ever!!

You are the Top!

This one has real class! I don't know where Mini gets this stuff, but its good.

This one hecka rocks I love it this has went around the office already we all had a hellofa laugh

Yes it was a good laugh!

this was hilarious!!!

Could not stop laughing!

Propably the US government had to with 9/11..

Well ofcourse they do.

I almost shit my pants laughing.

there is a big difrance ,,

This may be a comedy sketch, but I've seen dozens of instances of subtitles on US "news" shows that come into Canada on cable. The same interviews when shown on Canadian news programs didn't have subtitles.

The same thing has happened in other countries I've been to: the BBC doesn't need subtitles, the US's "AFN" (American Fasc^H^H^H^H Forces Network) does have them.

so, she could remove the subtitle and let the man finish his words. by the way , why has he an indian accent?

I DO NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL.....HOW SAD THAT WE HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA ON 9/11.....PEOPLE LIVED IN TERROR AND STILL DO TODAY....LETS NOT ENCOURAGE....PLEASE...

hey man dont fuck whith muslims now , do you know whay the usa fite in iraq becoues of oil and just look and dont speak shits ok thats a message from all kosovaaaaa fuck uuuuuuuuu

We don't fight for the Virgins, we fight for Honor and for Dignity, and inshallah we will kick those american bastards out of Iraq . Americans are the ones so obsessed with sex and virgins, and the latest rape crime is just another proof of that. American PIGS!!

American are all good. Others are all bad. I submitted how untrained resistance guerillas gave the american soldiers head shot one by one (but rejected, hmm... oh i see, i can only submit files that shows support towards US. everybody is SUPPOSED to like America)... love seeing the blood splatter into the air, and the remaining skulls turn into dust and debris.
Hey, this is how the americans described us. why can't i say the same.
I hope everyday more and more young american soldiers die horifically, the same way they bombed our house and killed our little brother and sisters and the elders.
shall i have the chance, i'll rip their skin apart and literally eat their heart out.

Obviously has nothing to do with politics but it is funny. As forethaught, most countries American's and Canadians went to war with all had soldiers that don't want annything to do with that war and are forced to fight annyways. When rich and powerfull men have the power to feed or starve a nation, to execute a familly at will for refusal to fight, even causing the genocide of a nation living in that country. What else can you do? Thats what a dictatorship is about. Unfortunatly, to liberate those people you have to get to that dictator and to do that you have to deal with the mostly innocent people protecting him. Just sad, sad dirty business.

BTW, Hurray for Canada's New PM. Stephen Harper Doing a great Job in Afganistan.

I dont belive that going into some other country and killing other people , is going to make the terrorists go away . If anything its going to make it worse , we will never see peace . Thanx George W

hahaha shows the ignorance of americans beautifully!