News Report From Iraq

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  4. Added :15-Sep-04
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  • Humor

    We need our daily dose of HUMOR. Make fun of others but us as well. This was funny..

    By DeeBee 1108212237
    • very funny

      At first I was saying, Omg another fake video... but its really great lol

      By StefanSu91 1169683430
    • hehehehehe

      great vedio hehehehehehe loooooool

      By arabic peaceful girl 1156521468
    • I agree with you

      Ich lach mir nen Ast - funny - pee in my pant´s - still laughing.
      For those who still argue against each other because of this really funny clip - let me tell yall - you are wrong in metacafe. And that´s a fact!!!

      By sir quickly 1149619861
  • The point of the skit

    Is not about Arabs, or Yanks, or Brits, or Aussies. They are making fun of the tendency of some news agencies (Fox) to run a crawl translating whatever is being said. I've seen them do it with native speakers from their own country. (Although, there was this one Cockney cabbie in London who kept up a running commentary halfway across the city. I never understood a word he said, just tried to be polite. Later, he showed up at my hotel with a goat...but that's another story.)

    By Pangit 1152965458
  • its soooo fuuunyyyy

    that i'm still lughin'..."look at me, i'm so good to speak english" hehe...oh ja everybody who are taking this seriously u r idiots...i'm a muslim and i think it shows the good sides of the muslims hehe...alright maybe not when they r holdin' a gun but u know what i mean...this is just a funny commercial which made me crack my pants haha...

    By justiful 1142011862
  • Terrorists

    I wish all terrorists are like him, they will kill people from laughing so hard. I wish Bush was like that, wait a min... he is like that...

    By JSRZX 1153143798
  • Here's an idea for all middle eastern vi...

    If you don't like what you see here. If it offends you. Build your own Arabic site and stop coming here. Then you won't be offended, and we won't have to listen to your endless whines about how you are being picked on, and your endless threats about how bad you're going to F**k everybody else up, and what a wonderful 2 x 4 island you had build with everything imported from the rocks to the workers. You could all sit around and kiss each other. You could even write in your own language. You wouldn't have to listen to us laugh and we wouldn't have to listen to you. sounds like a win-win situation to me.

    By Pangit 1152981868
  • News report

    This is hystreical, but maybe with a hint of truth...and at the end of the day...it was a daft arse war to get involved with in the first place. May as well get a laugh out of it now were in it!!!!!!!!

    By glockdude 1133983236
  • Not British

    This video is not British, it is Australian. I think it comes from the skit show 'Comedy Inc'.

    By 1128820802
    • Which comedy show did this come from?

      I thought it was from 'SkitHouse' when I first viewed it, but 'Comedy Inc.' makes more sense... I think you're right, it probably was taken from 'Comedy Inc.'

      By M O O 1142780175
  • News From Iraq

    Hilariously clever! Monty Python is alive and well and reporting from Iraq!

    By wordmonger 1118609240
  • News Report

    Was similar to what the Python gang would have been doing though they would have had the decency to wait 30 or 40 yrs until after the war to take the piss out of people. I do agree that some of the terrorists etc out there are probably well educated people and probably can and do speak fluent english. Be aware not paranoid. Not all peoples from the middle east etc are our enemies.

    By 1107072799
    • agree

      culdent have said it better Bruce

      By zaros 1110070752
  • I had to reinstall Metacafé.............

    By 1103763781
  • News Report From Iraq

    True this is funny, but more importantly, is there anyone out there who hasn't had the priviledge of "inside information" that actually perceived these Rebels/Terrorists as someone who not only speak fluent english, with a pretty good vocabulary, and fully understand English, as possibly "well educated, and sophisticated" members of any society.? In my little sheltered life, I just thought the Terrorists that lived among us prior to 9/11 were exceptions to the rule and had to be absolutely nuts to do what they did...Are these examples also the ones who could be responsible for the beheadings of Americans and other Nationals from other Countries including their own???Could they also be those who did the "dirty work" for Sadaam even against their own Countrymen? Lest we forget........Don't!!!!!

    By 1100819015
    • dude

      watch it, enjoy it, laugh with it and then go write to a paper all this S**t u wrote and then throw it

      By what_the_hell 1146479503
    • Echoed Sentimments

      Hey "dude" you should "chill with the rhetoric". If there's anyone out there that doesn't know about 9/11, the USS Cole, and the like. Then they must have been living in "La-La" land. But it is comedy and really funny at that! So tell us,.."what do you do for humor"? Bet it must be pretty scary, huh? Oooooohhhh!

      By Wudluv2 1113754179
    • News Report

      Get a grip on life pal, it's a bit of fun for God's sake is'nt there enough S**t happening elsewhere!!!

      By Willie.B 1109630096
  • great

    this was great

    By janre 1212438849
  • come here

    Iraq A True Story Part.1

    By milan206 1203156702
  • representing the WORLD POPULATION!!!

    I PRAY TO GOD THAT HE ENABLES THE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH OF ALL AMERICANS IN IRAQ AND IN THEIR HOME COUNTRY! NO I AM NOT MUSLIM EXTREMIST, I AM AN AUSTRALIAN STUDENT OF MEDICINE! PLEASE GOD SEND ALL AMERICANS TO HELL TO BURN FOREVER IN MISERY FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE WORLDWIDE INC. IRAQ!!!

    By AUSTRALIAN 1189070732
  • allah weakm

    theate

    By swedensvenska 1187616283
  • WAR

    If we really wanted to go to war, every time a suicide bomber, roadside bomb or any other aggression against the USA or our friends occurs, we should nuke/ or level a major Muslim city starting with Mecca. They seem to be in such a hurry to get to those virgins, let's help 'em out. We could end this business in a month if we really had the fortitude and courage to do it. Politics and compassion have no place in real war.
    Next, we stop all reports of terroist activities. Without publicity and the news media, terroists loose the effitiveness of their futile efforts to change the world.

    By mmusicman 1171805874
    • Retard humor

      ha ha ha trash humor

      By Kista 1180172847
  • LOL This was so so so funny!

    I love this video! 5 STARS!!

    By freedom2fly 1168569943
  • HEY!

    How come he doesn't need subtitles? ...

    LOL

    By ashmomo 1164191380
  • You rock !

    the 'good-English' Iraqi, you rock !

    By Tori_breezy 1156020139
  • www.dontkilltheworld.com

    son of the bitch, bush

    By from turkiye 1155583256
  • Another great news ... :))

    Very Funny. [+5 good]

    By Conrad_QS 1155534991
  • wow..

    wow.. this is good.. i liked the last scene.. "ooh, look at me, i dont need subtitles".. hahahah

    By emphbone 1155291374
  • Fake

    I think is a fake

    By ostias 1154907314
  • At the end

    He reminded me of Homer Simpson!

    By BlackDragon_101 1154711002
  • F**king funny

    sooooooooooooo funny ow my god its haleruos

    By devilish_angel 1154020316
  • Reminds me of the ancient joke: What do ...

    ... speak several lanuages? A polyglot. What do you call someone who can speak two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who can speak only one language? An American.

    Heard the joke (in either French or Flemish) 30 years ago in Belgium, so don't presume it has anything to do with the current conflicts. If I had just taken Spanish instead of 5 years of French, I'd be a lot better off where I'm living - then I'd only have to learn Tewa (SW American Indian pueblos)

    And yes, this is VERY MUCH a John Cleese-style routine.

    By JauBois 1153713578
  • For all huourless people...

    For those who don't know it, go pick any Monty Python DVD and watch it. This will sharpen your humor and undestand this better. I loved it.

    By Hyde2 1153674943
  • Keeping echoing...

    I'll stay with the team of "just humor". After all, it's good humor. Now i will quote, with a little change: "Does Humor belong in Video ?" It sure does, it belongs everywhere.

    By Hyde2 1153674614
  • Aussie Humour

    this is from an australilan sketch show called skithouse. overall pretty bad and they like to make tastless jokes about current news subjects.

    By sarcasticman 1152792242
  • Respect

    I love people that find the way how to make jokes out of serious problems :D

    By erectus 1152541574
  • Seen this before...

    ...& its still funny. Sounds like the lead terrorist is having a John Cleese moment!!!

    By M45trKllr 1152395873
  • this is just..

    fcuking hillarious.. HAHAHA

    By jika 1151511293
  • Funny, funny!

    This was hysterical..... some people take this too seriously, heck, if you can't laugh at yourself .........

    By DrDugg 1148886927
  • hilarious

    isn't from Monthy Python's?

    By cerise93 1148692588
  • fake

    fake

    By jk2 1145638089
  • funny

    but go and see more funny stuff on www.myisrael.tv

    By THE BEST TV 1145533260
  • sexy fat haha

    dont say any thing about muslims and about koran

    By {BlAcKsHaDoW} 1145440281
  • Very nice John cleese impersonation

    But I like the original better.

    By plantain 1145314264
  • That's really fun...

    Does he Sasha Baron Cohen? He is so fun guy, I like him so much.

    By VickyOsy 1145052532
    • Yes He Sasha Baron Cohen's Quite Well, I...

      .

      By Spaghetti, MY 1150233377
  • I S**t my pants!!

    I have wached it 3 times and im still laughing

    By Garymex 1143651781
  • he does speak very good english

    !

    By Tiger Princess 1143159816
  • This one is so good!

    It's really good!

    By Teoman 1142615529
  • omg this is soo funny

    lots of LOL!!

    By otikzs 1141275008
  • hahaha

    I perfect speak english hehehe

    By Grogonia 1140865034
  • Why is everybody

    so fired up about this??? It's jus a friggin comedy show, it shouldnt offend arabs, because it is showing them as clever people who are underestimated, why is everybody is fired up and talking about politics,

    lighting up and chill,

    By Cynical 1140794272
  • lol

    lol that was hillarious and all u guys chill out its only a joke for gods sake

    By eric shaun 1140645854
  • omg

    loooooooooooool

    By Me Again 1140197138
  • simply fake

    -

    By Waseem 1140149798
  • haha

    this video is sooooooo funny

    By 1131814806
  • Hahaha

    Very funny, indeed! Classic British humour! Anybody who says it's offensive etc etc really need to get a sense of humour and chill out. We live in a democracy, and a comedy loving one at that. It's a comedy sketch, nothing more - nothing less. It's not poking fun, it's not insulting, it has no political motive. It's a comedy sketch based on a writer's own sense of humour. I for one was against the Iraqi war and I think Saddam Hussein should be released, but this sketch is very, very funny! Don't let ignorance blind your judgement and humour for crying out loud. A society where comedy is forbidden incase it "offends" is the kind of society these terrorists want us to live in. We will never give up our rights, our freedoms, our liberties, and comedy should be exempt from liberal nonsense by cretins who sit around all day complaining about comedy sketches.

    By 1130999634
  • if we weren't in war

    I have a good feeling an Iraqan would be a comedians. There so funny

    By 1129086362
  • Woo

    Sooooooooo funny

    By JiimyJ 1127856537
  • hehehe

    Terorists are fools , yeah

    By Rettman 1123323956
  • GOOD

    I LAUGH ALOT, MY FRIENDS THINK I'M ABIT FUCKED BUT I LOVE IT

    By glenny 1121946374
  • hello !

    hi

    By THE EGYPTIAN 1119444606
  • HAHAHAHAH

    HAHAHAHAHHA!! verry funny. wher did u get it men!

    By yelling pants 1115109191
  • hilarious

    send more mini!!!!!

    By el poopy 1114718025
  • best one

    it's really sound like monty python...

    By cricri 1112774581
  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

    That was very good!!

    By riri 1112041467
  • wow that was funny

    FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By keith 1109539527
  • LMAO

    Another funny post by Mini(my future sex slave)

    By 14inches 1109454045
  • BRILLIANT

    I HAVE VIEWED MANY, BUT THIS WAS THE BEST++++++

    By 1107794892
  • Iraq

    Funny...should have more like this..

    By Jonn093 1104791434
  • Funny performance in Iraq!

    I guess they are faked and not enemies of AMerican!

    By Russell 1104242554
  • lol i think this is one of the funnyest arount here.....

    By 1104240243
  • This is so bloody funny...
    Stone cold comedy...
    I love it...

    By 1104100951
  • this is great

    What a fun parody. I really enjoyed this one. Thanks!

    By 1101710609
  • This is so funny that I watched it over and over again...the best ever!!

    By WRX-babe 1100148861
  • Yay Mini!

    You are the Top!

    By modulator101 1099650825
  • This one has real class! I don't know where Mini gets this stuff, but its good.

    By Svea 1098453931
  • yep

    This one hecka rocks I love it this has went around the office already we all had a hellofa laugh

    By Luscious Lola 1097877198
  • Funny"

    Yes it was a good laugh!

    By the fantom 1096788328
  • this was hilarious!!!

    By Jayb 1096560260
  • News Report From Iraq

    Could not stop laughing!

    By SilverRain Queen 1095972876
  • American fools

    Propably the US government had to with 9/11..

    Well ofcourse they do.

    By howdy 1166665048
  • funny

    I almost S**t my pants laughing.

    By el chavo del 8 1153930566
  • its indian accent :)

    there is a big difrance ,,

    By Some none 1149833481
  • If you don't believe that news shows sub...

    This may be a comedy sketch, but I've seen dozens of instances of subtitles on US "news" shows that come into Canada on cable. The same interviews when shown on Canadian news programs didn't have subtitles.

    The same thing has happened in other countries I've been to: the BBC doesn't need subtitles, the US's "AFN" (American Fasc^H^H^H^H Forces Network) does have them.

    By BobDog 1142067301
  • indian

    so, she could remove the subtitle and let the man finish his words. by the way , why has he an indian accent?

    By 1109495944
  • NEWS REPORT

    I DO NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL.....HOW SAD THAT WE HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA ON 9/11.....PEOPLE LIVED IN TERROR AND STILL DO TODAY....LETS NOT ENCOURAGE....PLEASE...

    By 1105593510
    • reprot from iraq

      what terror are you taking about??????? what about the terror that the innocent peopele of iraq are facing every day.

      By 1107089377
    • dah !!

      ... and the link between the ppl who blew-up NY and the Iraqi ppl/regime was .... !!!!!????? :-)))))

      By ResultantAsteroid 1122804548
    • news reports

      I agree with you, poor Irakis

      By Samtal 1110795815
    • no

      offence but life was no picnic under saddam though was it. at least this time they have a slim chance of freedom

      By me..... 1110844052
    • last chance

      last chance to be free ...to die....

      By cricri 1112945220
    • yeah !

      poor iraks, and all the americans who died that day, but have a sense of humore and laugh at this ! we hear all about people's deaths and poeple in hospitals because of other ignorant and selfish people. But it is pretty funny right XD

      By 1116360367
  • owwwww

    hey man dont F**k whith muslims now , do you know whay the usa fite in iraq becoues of oil and just look and dont speak S**ts ok thats a message from all kosovaaaaa F**k uuuuuuuuu

    By -ar 1152660235
    • Wasn't to long ago Kosova

      Was hollering for US help, or British help, or French help or any damn help they coould get.

      By Pangit 1152981224
  • America Is Falling

    We don't fight for the Virgins, we fight for Honor and for Dignity, and inshallah we will kick those american bastards out of Iraq . Americans are the ones so obsessed with sex and virgins, and the latest R**e crime is just another proof of that. American PIGS!!

    By Mosaic-Artist 1152567809
  • Typical Americans...

    American are all good. Others are all bad. I submitted how untrained resistance guerillas gave the american soldiers head shot one by one (but rejected, hmm... oh i see, i can only submit files that shows support towards US. everybody is SUPPOSED to like America)... love seeing the blood splatter into the air, and the remaining skulls turn into dust and debris.
    Hey, this is how the americans described us. why can't i say the same.
    I hope everyday more and more young american soldiers die horifically, the same way they bombed our house and killed our little brother and sisters and the elders.
    shall i have the chance, i'll rip their skin apart and literally eat their heart out.

    By Anasugawa 1145455325
    • As opposed to Muslims

      Who are all good even when they're killing other Muslims and attacking children in schools, and blowing up women whose only crime was trying to feed their family, who parade the streets of Europe with signs reading "F**k Freedom" and scream like a bitch giving birth when one of their murderers is killed. Yeah, everyone could learn from you lot.

      By Pangit 1152978715
  • Funny

    Obviously has nothing to do with politics but it is funny. As forethaught, most countries American's and Canadians went to war with all had soldiers that don't want annything to do with that war and are forced to fight annyways. When rich and powerfull men have the power to feed or starve a nation, to execute a familly at will for refusal to fight, even causing the genocide of a nation living in that country. What else can you do? Thats what a dictatorship is about. Unfortunatly, to liberate those people you have to get to that dictator and to do that you have to deal with the mostly innocent people protecting him. Just sad, sad dirty business.

    BTW, Hurray for Canada's New PM. Stephen Harper Doing a great Job in Afganistan.

    By Wowsa 1142450301
    • Lol, common, have a sense of humor

      That video is not prejudice or racist in any way, shape or form. You should see how us canadian's make fun of our own nations about crooked Polititcians taking the money out of of the poorest of us. "This hour has 24 minutes" The American's have one called "the Colbert Report" but I'll bet that's a Canadian Invention. Lol.

      By Wowsa 1142452181
  • Iraq

    I dont belive that going into some other country and killing other people , is going to make the terrorists go away . If anything its going to make it worse , we will never see peace . Thanx George W

    By whatever 1108006387
  • HA

    hahaha shows the ignorance of americans beautifully!

    By 1107182932
  • I would have shot the scum.

    By the fantom 1097431260
    • which one?

      By Eli 1097441149
    • ALL of them:

      By the fantom 1097528022
    • All of them?

      "In the name of allah"........

      By LosAngeleslifer 1183774346
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